Guys, I'm kinda drunk, so AMA? - ... what could go wrong?

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Saint Agustin

Evelyn Dieckhaus - Hallie Scruggs - William Kinney
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Let the sperging commence! Just as a headsup I'm drunk with vodka and English is my third language.

Ask me anything you faggots.
 
Solution
You are gonna get fat and then nobody will love you so you will register an account on incel.is and sperg about why nobody loves you, then someone will invite you into a discord and groom you into becoming a troon and then you wiññ get hrt and troon out and nobody will like you and then roped yourself.

You want to be a fat troon? No? Whatever, fuck cats.
I already am fat and bitches love to reject me
Thoughts on the Kashmir conflict?
The whole region is a clusterfuck of ideologies and races, so them killing each other is par for the course and nothing else.

The US intervention in irak and pakistan served as deterrent for them going scorched earth on tje geopolitical spectrum, now that the US replaced their forced they went all sand nigger jihad once again.

Sand niggers gonna nig unless you hold their chains. That's my opinion.
 
Fuck you. Now I'm getting both.
You are gonna get fat and then nobody will love you so you will register an account on incel.is and sperg about why nobody loves you, then someone will invite you into a discord and groom you into becoming a troon and then you wiññ get hrt and troon out and nobody will like you and then roped yourself.

You want to be a fat troon? No? Whatever, fuck cats.

Did the Apollo missions really land on the moon and return to earth?
Yeah... But they find something weird on the moon and they were prohibited from going back. Did you see the expression of the astronauts when they arrived? They didn't ñooked like they made a gigantic leap for mankind,.more ñikely that a big mistake.

The existential crisis of them can't be understanted. They found something and they kept it close.

Don't trust the moon.
 
You are gonna get fat and then nobody will love you so you will register an account on incel.is and sperg about why nobody loves you, then someone will invite you into a discord and groom you into becoming a troon and then you wiññ get hrt and troon out and nobody will like you and then roped yourself.

You want to be a fat troon? No? Whatever, fuck cats.
I already am fat and bitches love to reject me
 
Solution
Why is your pfp based on St. Peter the Aluetian?

Why him specifically?
Is a joke on how Ralph thinks Mr Metokur is a Saint. Metokur changed his name to Augustine's, and Ralph in his drunk retardation can only pronounce it as Agustin.

I don't know, I find it funny Ralph views Metokur as something of an internet Saint yet he is so retarded he can't even pronounce his name right.

Fuck cats.
 
Why are white women so annoying and how do we fix them?
You marry one and hold her close to your heart. You fix her that way. With love.... Don't let her near a dog though.


Why do you want to fuck cats so much you damned furry?
I don't want to fuck them! Life will be better without cats though....maybe, don't know... Fuck them though. Is the perpetual cycle of furrydom to fuck animals, fuck furries. Also, fuck fat people... Did you get Mcdonalds though? Did you enlarge it you fat bastard?
 
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