Guys I came what now

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Typing this with my free hand…

 

[JethroTullamore]

We could have just discussed this in private, like reasonable adults…….

Wait, this didn’t have anything to do with that weird paw fetish thread, did it?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Uh, the shame at what you jerked it to, duh. Did you not get the manual?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Did you see, and for that matter did you conquer?

 

[Toolbox]

Go back. And don't come back.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Clean your damn hand off. With soap and water.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

amateur

 

[Jason Wynn]

Would have been nice if you had lasted longer than three seconds.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

clean up.

 

[Wenzelman]

What did you watch?

 

[DankSmoker]

You should only cum hands free, using your imagination, in a lucid dream.

 

[soyglop]

eat your cum

 

[Sorlock]

You should only cum hands free, using your imagination, in a lucid dream.

I HATH TELEKINESIS

 

[The Real Me]

Use your post nut clarity to continue your current creative pursuit, you'll be less likely to become distracted.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

be disgusted with yourself of what you just fap to.

 

[BirdUp]

drive a car into the police station

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

offer your boyfriend a towel or something you uncouth homo

 

[Table Country]

Do it again.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

wipe it off on your pants and get on with your day. I believe grocery shopping is next?

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Mix with fanta and drink it. You only have a limited supply of that.