💼 Careercow Gunther Fehlinger - Platonic Ideal of a Eurocrat made flesh. Future Furher of the NATO-Reich.

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My cynical burger ass just presumes all Euros are irreligious until expressed otherwise, so I didn’t take Gunther to be a man of the faith, even if it’s probably just empty platitudes in service of further glazing western democracy.
 
GUNTHER FEHLINGER!!!

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DESTROY INDIA, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS! I WILL PLEDGE MY LOYALTY TO NATO AND THE EUROPEAN UNION!
 
Gvnther truly having the greatest takes ever.
Total Jeet Death
 
He is a smart man. Offering the Israelis lucrative Euroshekels must be the best bet for stopping them shooting up ambulances and bombing hospitals.
 
Ok, this is extremely 🧩 but I need to share it because it's too good. I slept for 12 hours today and in those 12 hours I had a dream where I was navigating through post-American invasion Iraq with Gunther on a motorcycle and we had to avoid Americans coming after us and at one point we drove over a moving train. I think were trying to make it Basra to get a ship and get out of Iraq.
The man's infiltrated my dreams, I can't help but love him.
 
Ok, this is extremely 🧩 but I need to share it because it's too good. I slept for 12 hours today and in those 12 hours I had a dream where I was navigating through post-American invasion Iraq with Gunther on a motorcycle and we had to avoid Americans coming after us and at one point we drove over a moving train. I think were trying to make it Basra to get a ship and get out of Iraq.
The man's infiltrated my dreams, I can't help but love him.
You were dreaming about riding bitch with a man lmao

Did he have big bulging muscles that you gripped onto tightly as you were fleeing Iraq on your rolling vibrator?
 
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