💼 Careercow Gunther Fehlinger - Platonic Ideal of a Eurocrat made flesh. Future Furher of the NATO-Reich.

[No. 7 cat]

Ireland is a marginal power where the main value comes from being a tax haven for corporations within the EU. Uncle Sam sure as shit doesn't care if Ireland is in or not; because they are to put it bluntly, completely irrelevant in foreign affairs. Britain likely would veto the idea anyways and it likely wouldn't be a popular idea within Ireland who would rather go teetotal than fight WITH the British in any war.

Still Ireland's neutrality is of the freeloader sort. Sweden and Finland were armed neutrals pre NATO. Ireland went from c 20k in the 70s (six figures during WW2 / The Emergency)to maybe 9k now inc reserves. The Air Corps has no fighters and barely supports the Naval Service, which is severely undermanned.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Albania Number 1 and all but does that chariot have shocks? What the fuck?

 

[Cane Skretteburg]

Albania Number 1 and all but does that chariot have shocks? What the fuck?
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Wë wuzh Kjjngz

 

[Bagger 293]

Albania Number 1 and all but does that chariot have shocks? What the fuck?
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Kosovo may be the Israel of the Balkans, but Albania is apparently the Israel of Gunther's heart

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Albania Number 1 and all but does that chariot have shocks? What the fuck?
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Albanian Tricknology.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Gunther confirmed more based than 99.999% of E*ro politicians

He's a self-made man who can recognize an opportunity and run with it. Even with his insane views, he's still more reasonable and consistent than the average EU bureaucrat.

 

[Taser Confetti]

Still Ireland's neutrality is of the freeloader sort. Sweden and Finland were armed neutrals pre NATO. Ireland went from c 20k in the 70s (six figures during WW2 / The Emergency)to maybe 9k now inc reserves. The Air Corps has no fighters and barely supports the Naval Service, which is severely undermanned.

Isn't the UK's Royal AF solely responsible for protecting Irish air space? The only reason Ireland doesn't get more hate is the amount of plastic paddies in America who refused to learn how much of a fag nation it really is.

Hundreds of years of fighting the British only to import hordes of niggers.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Wë wuzh Kjjngz

Albanian Tricknology.

It was so blatant I had to look it up so see if maybe if I was the dumbass. No, Roman Chariots didn't have shocks but I did find this. If anyone needs a Sexy Bettie Boop Roman Chariotator Transparency (Horse not included) here you go.

 

[Vecr]

It was so blatant I had to look it up so see if maybe if I was the dumbass. No, Roman Chariots didn't have shocks

Technically couldn't the statue just have springs and not shocks? Yeah, they didn't have them though.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Technically couldn't the statue just have springs and not shocks? Yeah, they didn't have them though.

They could, but I was just too shocked to see it.

 

[Atypical Dog]

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Kosovo may be the Israel of the Balkans, but Albania is apparently the Israel of Gunther's heart

Gunther Fehlinger and the Albanian Connection is the new damned thing in the Balkans, better than ever. Watch as an Austrian investment banker finds this country its place in the sun, negotiating deals while warding off the objections of neighbors such as Serbia, and ever-present Russian influences. Rallying MEP's and Eurocrats, Gunther finds himself in a race against time to do the deal to strengthen the EU under the looming prospect of a Ukrainian settlement.

Coming soon to a bookstore near you!

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

The Albania posting VILL CONTINVE


In fact, Gunther is enlisting MAGA to MAGA


THE ALBANIAN DECADE LOOMS, PJEPJE!

I don't know man. Your guess is as good as mine. One thing I do know is that IT'S FUCCCCKIN FRIJDAZ


edit: Wait did Gunther photoshop himself in front of a stock photo of Albanians?

 

[Mound Dweller]

Wait did Gunther photoshop himself in front of a stock photo of Albanians?

That has to be some sort of advert stand in the background or something no way does he take time out of his busy schedule of race war baiting to photoedit.
I suppose Alb*nians are the Irelanders of the Balkans.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

his busy schedule of race war baiting to photoedit.

lmao no he did, holy shit. Look how close his thumb is compared to the guy behind, compared to how Gunther's head is in focus with the guy on the far left. They're on two different planes.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

He also demanded yesterday that NATO give him 1000 nuclear weapons so he can Saber outright Russia I would 100% be pro EU if this man was made de facto dictator of the entire continent

 

[ShittlerNiggler]

our boy will restore the glorious Empire of Austria-Hungary but replace the Hungarian part with Albania

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

our boy will restore the glorious Empire of Austria-Hungary but replace the Hungarian part with Albania
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The funniest part is an actual Hungarian Habsburg is a side character in this thread as kind of aristocratic mirror to Austrian Gunther.

Ed's also a 40k player turned Anime TradCath after watching Gibli movies with his daughter.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Imagine how much funnier this shit would be.

Ed's twitter is a strong argument that the nobility didn't fail Europe, Europe failed it's nobles.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Gunther is literally going for Skanderberg 2, except instead of fighting the Ottomans his League of Lezhë will fight Russia and Neutrality.

 

[Foltest]

This is what the Entente took from us and I’ll never forgive them for it. If the Habsburg Empire survived I have no doubt that both Gunther and Eduard would be prominent figures in Austro-Hungarian politics. Imagine how much funnier this shit would be.

Instead of having to deal with braindead celebrity's, we could had way more wacky adventures with nobility doing wholesome things.
Why even live?