Gunt Wiki - If CWC has a wiki, why not make one for Chris's successor?

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Would you contribute to an Ethan Ralph wiki?

  • yes

    Votes: 90 29.3%

  • no

    Votes: 35 11.4%

  • sneed

    Votes: 182 59.3%
  • Total voters
    307
R00T said:
It has to be difficult for spergs to pronounce like the CWCki so I say call it the Killstriki or the KSwiki (kuh-swiki).
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what about making it ralph retort themed? having it named something involving that too, you can troll him by having the real news site like how asperchu was the real sonichu comic
 
The cwcki was a project of unprecedented autism the likes of which the world has never seen. There were a staggering amount of autists following Chris in his hayday who were willing to spend hours sorting through Chris' bullshit. The cwcki was also built in real time, being updated every time Chris would pop on his camera and scream about wristwatches or something.

Much of Ralph's history is scattered throughout the old thread and on this board so parsing a giant headache. Ralph's antics are also chaotic and flow together in a haze of Maker's Mark and multiple hour long livestreams as opposed to Chris' short video format with the odd mumble conversation here and there. I suppose if simple links and a few clips were there to start it could be possible though.

More importantly, it would infuriate Ralph which would make me laugh. So have at it, even if it looks like shit. I'll contribute.
 
I still think it should be named the EORwiki to follow tradition.
The most important thing would be to have an accurate timeline though, that will take a lot of effort but it would be great to have.
I started writing one around the start of the Faith saga but abandoned the idea after a while, I'll see if I can find it and post it.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
The cwcki was a project of unprecedented autism the likes of which the world has never seen. There were a staggering amount of autists following Chris in his hayday who were willing to spend hours sorting through Chris' bullshit. The cwcki was also built in real time, being updated every time Chris would pop on his camera and scream about wristwatches or something.

Much of Ralph's history is scattered throughout the old thread and on this board so parsing a giant headache. Ralph's antics are also chaotic and flow together in a haze of Maker's Mark and multiple hour long livestreams as opposed to Chris' short video format with the odd mumble conversation here and there. I suppose if simple links and a few clips were there to start it could be possible though.

More importantly, it would infuriate Ralph which would make me laugh. So have at it, even if it looks like shit. I'll contribute.
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The other thing is most of the details we have about chris are though omission, either willfully or trickery, we wont have a clear picture of ralph since hes quite paranoid. But the existance of a wiki will make him seethe so im all for it existing for that reason alone.
 
Is there like some sort of directory I'm not seeing? There are pages obviously but no real way of navigating the site from the main page.
 
Easterling said:
The other thing is most of the details we have about chris are though omission, either willfully or trickery, we wont have a clear picture of ralph since hes quite paranoid.
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Sure he's paranoid, but he's self-documenting on a Chris-tier level especially now that through drugs and probable brain damage he's almost as disinhibited. Been self-documenting for years, though. In fact the problem is more of too much kahntent than too little.
Dr. Ricearoni said:
Is there like some sort of directory I'm not seeing? There are pages obviously but no real way of navigating the site from the main page.
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A lot of work is gonna need to get into making it organized and navigable but for now to help in editing the thing these are good bookmarks to have:

https://ethanralph.wiki/Special:AllPages
https://ethanralph.wiki/Special:RecentChanges
https://ethanralph.wiki/Special:categories
 
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Site's down but sounds like it will right itself shortly. Growing pains, hopefully.

And anyone who wants to school me on my new job (lol) please feel free, I've edited some Wikis before but only casually.
 
Easterling said:
The other thing is most of the details we have about chris are though omission, either willfully or trickery, we wont have a clear picture of ralph since hes quite paranoid. But the existance of a wiki will make him seethe so im all for it existing for that reason alone.
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we have to remember, Ralph's ascension to chris-like lolcowdom is rather recent, we have a lot more khantent to coming in the future to be recorded.
 
thismanlies said:
Making the gunt wiki is a tall order. It’s not like the CWCki where you have articles about every known facet of Chris’s life, including every shirt that touched his foulness. The gunt wiki would just be his arrest record, a list of feuds he’s had, Maker’s Mark, and pictures of his gunt. Oh and the sex tape. People might want to torture themselves with that.
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the gunt is a lot like jesus, we know only a handful of things before he was 30, and the only reason we know anything about Chris before he was 25 was because of people extracting the info out of him.

Monkey Type-I.N.G said:
we have to remember, Ralph's ascension to chris-like lolcowdom is rather recent, we have a lot more khantent to coming in the future to be recorded.
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agreed, Ralph only went turbo tard 9 months ago. to put it in perspecitve we're roughly in the same place Chris was in 2009, things are only starting to go wild.
 
R00T said:
It has to be difficult for spergs to pronounce like the CWCki so I say call it the Killstriki or the KSwiki (kuh-swiki).
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I like gwiki
Insanely Retarded said:
I still think it should be named the EORwiki to follow tradition.
The most important thing would be to have an accurate timeline though, that will take a lot of effort but it would be great to have.
I started writing one around the start of the Faith saga but abandoned the idea after a while, I'll see if I can find it and post it.
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Yeah I think a full timeline would be the most important thing to come of this far too often do Ralph arcs get lost to the haze of his mega arcs
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I co-sign the idea as long as Ralph's height is in his bio and dumb bitch gorilla warfare is banned
 
That is actually not a bad idea. My only concern would be is there anyone that has the will and drive to constantly document this absolute train wreck for the next 5 years? (He's definitely gonna be dead by then)
 
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