Gunt Theme Park - A fantasy Theme Park Based on Ethan Ralph of The Kill Report

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EpGunt, inside a giant geodesic bottle of Maker's Mark. The Mission: THUMB interactive motion simulator takes you through the sights, sounds, and smells of Xander's conception. After that, you can check out exhibits of oldfag lore and shit-tier alt tech streaming platforms.
 
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will there also be something like the disneyland hats of mickey mouse's ears but instead of ears, it's a gunt with ralph's fleshy texture?
 
Crystal Golem said:
The Mark Collette holocoaster experience: It looks like it's going to be a terrifying ride but it goes really slowly and Collette's rants are piped in so by the time it gets to the end of the ride everyone is fast asleep. At this point one of those automated cameras takes a picture and it looks like everyone on the ride succumbed to the real life holocoaster resulting in a lasting keepsake and conversation piece.

Find Zidan: Guests are told that "Zidan" is hiding somewhere on the premises and if they find him he will come back to the killstream(No Zidan or Zidan impersonator will be present at the park).
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Those brave enough to ride are rewarded with this.
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A food court is needed.
Pho's noodlehouse
Pho's steakhouse
Gunt's Trashburgers
Candy store, they offer xannies, oxyberries, meth and other edibles
No water or anything healthy, it's all coke and Marker's Mark
 
Mr.Downer said:
will there also be something like the disneyland hats of mickey mouse's ears but instead of ears, it's a gunt with ralph's fleshy texture?
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A carnival game called 'Fight the Fatty' or instead of that Japanese game where you try to bump each other off with your butts, you try to bump the opponent off with your gunt.
 
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