Guess what user this is

[Hitchhiker]

I was talking to my sister earlier, and she was telling me about how she met this girl in the same club as her. While her, and some people from this club were at a restaurant this girl starts going on about Chris, and how much she likes posting on Kiwi Farms. My sister was the only one who knew what she was talking about cause I've told her about it.

According to her this girl was definitely autistic, and was an actual crackhead who routinely forgot her bags of crack around people's houses. She was also emo, a lesbian, and her girlfriend openly started talking about the collar she has for her.

Which user do you think this?

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

@Android raptor

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

This is why I always hide my farms browsing activities while in public, I need to start using the SFW skin more often. This thread made me paranoid, congratulations.

 

[Hitchhiker]

This is why I always hide my farms browsing activities while in public, I need to start using the SFW skin more often. This thread made me paranoid, congratulations.

Just remember. The kiwis are always watching...

 

[parsnip]

What type of club was it?

 

[Huh what?]

@Bargain Bin Laden

 

[Johnny Salami]

According to her this girl was definitely autistic, and was an actual crackhead who routinely forgot her bags of crack around people's houses. She was also emo, a lesbian, and her girlfriend openly started talking about the collar she has for her.

wife material

 

[Hitchhiker]

What type of club was it?

Volleyball

wife material

I asked my sister for her number, but she said "I'm not fucking doing that"

 

[Grub]

inb4 op's sister gets doxed by @Android raptor

 

[Aunt Carol]

Volleyball

Are there a lot of emo lesbian autistic crackheads playing volleyball these days?

The autistic lesbian part makes sense, but it was always the sportier ones, in my day. I'd think emo hair would be a liability, although heavy eyeliner could only help if you were playing volleyball on the beach.

 

[Johnny Salami]

I asked my sister for her number, but she said "I'm not fucking doing that"

tell her you know a guy that would love to fix her

 

[parsnip]

All we have to do is scrutinize every one who's ever posted about Chris and we'll find her.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Sounds like @Blender

Outed herself ("herself") as another weirdo with the hots for Chris and thinks being attracted to a fat, balding, smelly literal motherfucker is totally normal. Sounds like autistic crackhead mentality as well.

 

[Hitchhiker]

Sounds like @Blender

Outed herself ("herself") as another weirdo with the hots for Chris and thinks being attracted to a fat, balding, smelly literal motherfucker is totally normal. Sounds like autistic crackhead mentality as well.

That's immediately who I thought of after @parsnip mentioned scrutinizing people that have posted about Chris. It wouldn't surprise me if it was her.

 

[parsnip]

That's immediately who I thought of after @parsnip mentioned scrutinizing people that have posted about Chris. It wouldn't surprise me if it was her.

She's apparently married with kids though

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I'm gonna hazard a guess and say either @Fading puppy syndrome or @Generic Anime Girl

 

[Turkroach Couple]

@White Girl

 

[Lithuophile]

@Mariposa2.0 LTE

 

[parsnip]

I'm gonna hazard a guess and say either @Fading puppy syndrome or @Generic Anime Girl

Fading puppy appears to be Canadian

 

[Lazy Printer]

We will find out eventually.