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He’s too much of a may-uhn-jai-nah
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Hang onto your gunstocks kiwis! This ride is about to get splashy. Make sure to wash your clothes thoroughly after this, the milk might stain your kiwi shirts.
Don't forget your helmet, @Chris Spenis ! Might help prevent more brain damage. We're safety first around here! Can't have any kiwis report you to the ATF for skirting the helmet rules! *slaps hand on desk* ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION PRIVATE SPENIS??
This post really has two parts.
ACT 1, in an autism hub in Pennsylvania...
Firstly first, some good reviews, just in case we have it all wrong:
So Mexis are ok, if they're cops, Did he also mention he's a cop?
They even help with your gun problems:
Chris responds to good reviews too:
That 5th star is very impt to Chris Sfinas.
We'll just disregard all these other fictitious and negative reviews!
I checked out Birdeye reviews, more fun reviews and Chris insulting the users . I looked up every single youtube link he posted to make of them so we could all see for ourselves if it was the patron's fault or the owner's fault. ALL youtube links were 404'd, so Chris must only be good at bluffing? Where's the body cam video you promised Chris Sfinas!
Why didn't you give the Veteran a Military Discount Chris? You got a problem with women in the military?
Chris you're schizo, take your meds and get off thefarms internet
We're STill Waiting on the body cam Chris Sfinas!
Chris Sfinas, Low Key Racist
What did the security camera capture exactly, Chris?
I autistically typed these into youtube and none came up as real.
I initially thought it read "Two Thumbs U Panda Foot" lol
Oh shit, he's pissed off a National Guardsman
Chris doesn't consider them real military, right?
This guy brought his girlfriend and says Chris was so rude to her it cost him getting laid after their shooting range date:
I'm not sure that James meant to use those question marks or not.
This guy was kicked out for wearing a competitors tee shirt, but he offered to buy one of their shirts and they said no. ??
More low-key racism, and more threats to the authorities:
Those schizo meds, take them chris
More racism?
Call ahead for the hours?
Nah, he'll dox your name and won't give you accurate open hours!
You didn't exactly respond to her actual complaint, Chris...
Oh, if only Chris did a troon arc...
But Chris, you and the commie could bond over hats and neckbeards!
Maybe your attitude is due to the steroids chris?
ACT 2, Doxhound pupper, freshly patched, strolls around the Kiwi Farms Orchards....
but then, strangly, something struck me as... familiar...
BUT WAIT! THERES MOAR!!!
He pissed off an actual firearms instructor, James King. Can't be fun getting called an idiot by someone better than you, huh Chris?
Let me grab my reading glasses, *shuffles, digs around in my mary poppins bag, dig to the bottom past the booze bottle, oh hey my magnifying glass, yea that's better*
Hmmmmmm, these reviews in particular:
Curiouser and Curiouser!
Where have I recognized this wording before?
Oh now I remember!! Hard to forget an apparent kiwi schizo with rude manners loafin n oafin around the farms:
Your wording struck me as strange, but there's enough schizo kiwi newbies around lately.
Now, however, you strike me as fucking dumber than you did before! -your wording is exactly word for word what you used in your reviews attacking your patrons at Guardian Training Center. Did you miss English class or something, you couldn't even come up with something even mildly creative and different than your previous onlinedefenses attacks? (I'll wait) (STill waiting...)
*Waves* HI @Chris Spenis WHO IS ALSO CHRIS SFINAS! I know you haven't posted much on the farms, but here's screenshits of your few posts you've made so far, you know for archival purposes:
Should have at least made your posts here funny!
Youre kinda bad at this internet sleuthing thing, or something, and at being a kiwi, ya didn't think to do proper recon here? What a sad excuse for a soldier. but I guess that's to be expected when there's brain damage. Don't we have euthanasia yet to gently put down the useless washed updogs ex-soldiers trying to return to their dogbed to die civvy life?
My name aint Malik. or Dennis, or James! Lmao! Doesn't start with a C either! But I am the daughter of an Army Dad that had a much higher rank than you ever did Chris Spenis.
Why won't you post your DD214? I'm still waiting... Still waiting... Crickets...
My name is
my name is
MY NAME IS
And my kiwi salon frens are my bitches IRL and those bitches aint giving up my real actual legal very-stereotypically female name. It's even a patriotic name! I'll be sure to tell you how when I stop in 
Do you remember the secret password, @Chris Spenis? Were you paying attention??
At least try to make your next post funny!
I'm still waiting...
Don't forget your helmet, @Chris Spenis ! Might help prevent more brain damage. We're safety first around here! Can't have any kiwis report you to the ATF for skirting the helmet rules! *slaps hand on desk* ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION PRIVATE SPENIS??
This post really has two parts.
ACT 1, in an autism hub in Pennsylvania...
Firstly first, some good reviews, just in case we have it all wrong:
So Mexis are ok, if they're cops, Did he also mention he's a cop?
They even help with your gun problems:
Chris responds to good reviews too:
That 5th star is very impt to Chris Sfinas.
We'll just disregard all these other fictitious and negative reviews!
I checked out Birdeye reviews, more fun reviews and Chris insulting the users . I looked up every single youtube link he posted to make of them so we could all see for ourselves if it was the patron's fault or the owner's fault. ALL youtube links were 404'd, so Chris must only be good at bluffing? Where's the body cam video you promised Chris Sfinas!
Why didn't you give the Veteran a Military Discount Chris? You got a problem with women in the military?
Chris you're schizo, take your meds and get off the
We're STill Waiting on the body cam Chris Sfinas!
Chris Sfinas, Low Key Racist
What did the security camera capture exactly, Chris?
I autistically typed these into youtube and none came up as real.
I initially thought it read "Two Thumbs U Panda Foot" lol
Oh shit, he's pissed off a National Guardsman
Chris doesn't consider them real military, right?
This guy brought his girlfriend and says Chris was so rude to her it cost him getting laid after their shooting range date:
I'm not sure that James meant to use those question marks or not.
This guy was kicked out for wearing a competitors tee shirt, but he offered to buy one of their shirts and they said no. ??
More low-key racism, and more threats to the authorities:
Those schizo meds, take them chris
More racism?
Call ahead for the hours?
Nah, he'll dox your name and won't give you accurate open hours!
You didn't exactly respond to her actual complaint, Chris...
Oh, if only Chris did a troon arc...
But Chris, you and the commie could bond over hats and neckbeards!
Maybe your attitude is due to the steroids chris?
ACT 2, Doxhound pupper, freshly patched, strolls around the Kiwi Farms Orchards....
but then, strangly, something struck me as... familiar...
BUT WAIT! THERES MOAR!!!
He pissed off an actual firearms instructor, James King. Can't be fun getting called an idiot by someone better than you, huh Chris?
Let me grab my reading glasses, *shuffles, digs around in my mary poppins bag, dig to the bottom past the booze bottle, oh hey my magnifying glass, yea that's better*
Hmmmmmm, these reviews in particular:
Curiouser and Curiouser!
Where have I recognized this wording before?
Oh now I remember!! Hard to forget an apparent kiwi schizo with rude manners loafin n oafin around the farms:
Your wording struck me as strange, but there's enough schizo kiwi newbies around lately.
Now, however, you strike me as fucking dumber than you did before! -your wording is exactly word for word what you used in your reviews attacking your patrons at Guardian Training Center. Did you miss English class or something, you couldn't even come up with something even mildly creative and different than your previous online
No need for Chris to make socks, he's using his real name (mostly) and his real address, or at least guardians address. Does he live there on a couch in the back or something? I can't imagine his wife wants him around. She's prolly afraid he'll shoot her for getting a glass of water in the night or something.
*Waves* HI @Chris Spenis WHO IS ALSO CHRIS SFINAS! I know you haven't posted much on the farms, but here's screenshits of your few posts you've made so far, you know for archival purposes:
Should have at least made your posts here funny!
Youre kinda bad at this internet sleuthing thing, or something, and at being a kiwi, ya didn't think to do proper recon here? What a sad excuse for a soldier. but I guess that's to be expected when there's brain damage. Don't we have euthanasia yet to gently put down the useless washed up
My name aint Malik. or Dennis, or James! Lmao! Doesn't start with a C either! But I am the daughter of an Army Dad that had a much higher rank than you ever did Chris Spenis.
Why won't you post your DD214? I'm still waiting... Still waiting... Crickets...
My name is
what?
What??
Beauty Parlor BITCH to you Nigger
Do you remember the secret password, @Chris Spenis? Were you paying attention??
At least try to make your next post funny!
I'm still waiting...
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*flashes autism badge*
Chris Spenis, professional bootlicker, loving wife beater. Pleasure to meet you Miss Brownback Beauty Parlor.
Chris Spenis, professional bootlicker, loving wife beater. Pleasure to meet you Miss Brownback Beauty Parlor.
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If you guys dont know, this is a site for finding and laughing at re.tards, not for being more re.tarded than them
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Your post isn't funny. ftfy. Maybe if you flash your nigger badge instead we might laugh with you instead of at you?
Welcome to the farms, Micropeen Chris! You're here forever. You could try to contact the site about removing it if your fee fees are hurt? Maybe mommy help you with writing a nice letter to the owner? She'll pay for the stamp, I asked her, since she pays for everything.
There's a talk to staff button on the mainpage.So about that S shaped penis, I'M STILL WAITING!!!!!!
Lurk moar nigger
and get your racial slurs right, you poor excuse of a nigger
My race is literally all over the site, so what is it chris? A gold star awaits you for the correct pejorative.
Also,
Nigger
I'm Still Waiting Chris!!!!
EDITED TO ADD DM:
Nice try Chris! So you DM me just to block me? Bahaha! Man you're really boomer at this stuff, fuckin nigger
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