Groundhog Day: Chantal Edition - We've discussed this before and we'll discuss it again

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She isn't a dwarf. She just has the worst fat distribution. The back of head fupa is hilarious, only a matter of time before it starts wrapping around her face and she ends up with a protruding forehead like someone else we know. It's like her fat cells go to the most unflattering places and skip others, leaving her with serious muscular and skeletal imbalances. Someone here mentioned that she never talks about her back pain - she has when she was cooking a while back. She stood up for 5 minutes and said her back was killing her. I have no doubt she spends all day everyday in extreme pain and is consistently on pain killers, which in turn add to her liver/kidney deterioration.

Clotso is a masochist through and through. You'd think if someone was in that much pain, they'd do anything to make it better. All she has to do is stop eating. That's it. Like she doesn't even have to cut out junk food at this point (cause she never will), she just has to eat A LOT LOT less. How stupid can you be to not realize this simple solution is right in front of your face? I'd think the pain would be a good motivator but my god is she ever dumb.

Fascinating specimen indeed and a cautionary tale to others
 
I can't believe her legs are purple and there's no wake up call. Instead she proceeds to binge on fried potatoes and some rice dish with soy sauce. Literally zero survival skills.
 
Fliddaroonie said:
Congrats, you are dumb,MOTI and PLing all at once.


Lurk more, faggot. Maybe your "ackshually I am an academic" got your microween buffed on reddit? If you miss that, please go back there. You are impressing nobody.


If its cluster b you want, well, you made that post all about you, so you know...

Oh and for fucks ,learn not to double post, you spastic.


And its wave, not waive.

Chins tics. KYS
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I should lurk more? I lurked for months before first post. Saw countless references to her tics, clearly a hot topic and for which we disagree. Also noticed a lot of KF norms policing; “lurk more, faggot” is a classic.

It appears some of the KF rules were broken!
  1. Don’t make it about yourself: I find it helpful when a kiwi with stated medical expertise comments on her A1C, rashes, or trip to the ER. I didn’t realize that qualifying your opinion by mentioning your background makes it ‘all about you’. Bloody hell.
  2. Don’t double post: I made one brief comment to one of dozens of comments about the damn tics - fucking sue me, I was fired up, yes even spastic.
  3. And you must proofread to ensure no typos: oops.
Yeah, mentioning my profession sounds douchey. Wasn’t a flex, just context to my point was that she’s a nightmare of a client with poor prognosis, BUT...for that, thank you KF culture police for my well-deserved paddling.
 
Mink Stole said:
I should lurk more? I lurked for months before first post. Saw countless references to her tics, clearly a hot topic and for which we disagree. Also noticed a lot of KF norms policing; “lurk more, faggot” is a classic.

It appears some of the KF rules were broken!
  1. Don’t make it about yourself: I find it helpful when a kiwi with stated medical expertise comments on her A1C, rashes, or trip to the ER. I didn’t realize that qualifying your opinion by mentioning your background makes it ‘all about you’. Bloody hell.
  2. Don’t double post: I made one brief comment to one of dozens of comments about the damn tics - fucking sue me, I was fired up, yes even spastic.
  3. And you must proofread to ensure no typos: oops.
Yeah, mentioning my profession sounds douchey. Wasn’t a flex, just context to my point was that she’s a nightmare of a client with poor prognosis, BUT...for that, thank you KF culture police for my well-deserved paddling.
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4. The most important rule: Don't fucking Power Level yourself.
 
Mink Stole said:
I should lurk more? I lurked for months before first post. Saw countless references to her tics, clearly a hot topic and for which we disagree. Also noticed a lot of KF norms policing; “lurk more, faggot” is a classic.

It appears some of the KF rules were broken!
  1. Don’t make it about yourself: I find it helpful when a kiwi with stated medical expertise comments on her A1C, rashes, or trip to the ER. I didn’t realize that qualifying your opinion by mentioning your background makes it ‘all about you’. Bloody hell.
  2. Don’t double post: I made one brief comment to one of dozens of comments about the damn tics - fucking sue me, I was fired up, yes even spastic.
  3. And you must proofread to ensure no typos: oops.
Yeah, mentioning my profession sounds douchey. Wasn’t a flex, just context to my point was that she’s a nightmare of a client with poor prognosis, BUT...for that, thank you KF culture police for my well-deserved paddling.
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KYS.
 
Mink Stole said:
THEY ARE NOT ‘TICS’!! I’ve been watching her from day one. I have a graduate degree in clinical psychology; based on my training and having worked with clients with tics, SHE DOES NOT HAVE TICS (I’m so tired/annoyed with ppl pointing out her ‘tics’, I need to all cap yell). Yes, she’s a “gigantic ball of uncontrolled mental issues and neuroses” — but tics aren’t on the list. I’m 100% sure she has oppositional defiant disorder. She also has a mash-up of ‘Cluster B’ personality disorders, and some mood disorders (while she displays some periods of mild mania, I would not diagnose her as bipolar). She has very poor ego strength, an external locus of control and low self-efficacy. She’s a disaster. I don’t see clients anyone (I’m an academic), in part due due to clients like Chantal — ppl who wanted me to waive a magic wand and cure them, while they continued with reckless behavior and no personal responsibility.
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seems like you're ticked off.
 
LonelyEggRoll said:
She’s admitted she has tics she is embarrassed about, like her rabbit nose twitching, which she said once she tries to cut out of videos.

I recall a video where she said she was going to try not to twitch her nose too much as she didn’t want to edit the video down.
That can’t be a cutesy thing she’s doing if it’s an involuntary twitch happening that she’s so self conscious about shes sometimes editing it out of videos.

This is despite the overwhelming evidence of the weird vocal tics.
It may not be full blown Tourette’s, but it’s... something.
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This is a tic, despite what some hack newfag councilor thinks.

She is totally making up those involuntary eyebrow movements. Trust me! I took a psych class in college!

Here is the earlier referenced tic posted directly to the site. She is such an actress!
 
Daisy Mae said:
What is power leveling? LIke Strength Beyond Strenth, asserting yourself into a 'New Level' board? I'm not trying to be a dick, just seriously want to know so people don't think that I'm doing that any time in the future.
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Basically its humblebragging to flex about how you are so much better than the lolcow in question.
 
Daisy Mae said:
What is power leveling? LIke Strength Beyond Strength, asserting yourself into a 'New Level' board? I'm not trying to be a dick, just seriously want to know so people don't think that I'm doing that any time in the future.
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It means giving information about your own life. Don't tell us about your jobs, family, weight, etc. We are here to discuss lolcows, not each other. This is why the thread works so well when it is not flooded with huge influxes of newfags. Powerleveling leads to arguments, flaming, and other garbage (as it did last night). It is also for your own protection. People in this thread have been called out by Chantal's fans, and they could use powerleveling comments to sometimes figure out who you are in real life (this has happened before too).

Lurking newfags need to read the site rules while they lurk.
 
TheCakeIsALie said:
No way. Apart causes people to have bugged out eyes and craniofacial deformities. Think Brian Peppers.

You can have webbed toes or fingers without a genetic disorder.
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Well, you can't really tell cause she so fucking fat but that head isn't normal, esp. her side profile looks deformed. :cryblood:

Mink Stole said:
I should lurk more? I lurked for months before first post. Saw countless references to her tics, clearly a hot topic and for which we disagree. Also noticed a lot of KF norms policing; “lurk more, faggot” is a classic.

It appears some of the KF rules were broken!
  1. Don’t make it about yourself: I find it helpful when a kiwi with stated medical expertise comments on her A1C, rashes, or trip to the ER. I didn’t realize that qualifying your opinion by mentioning your background makes it ‘all about you’. Bloody hell.
  2. Don’t double post: I made one brief comment to one of dozens of comments about the damn tics - fucking sue me, I was fired up, yes even spastic.
  3. And you must proofread to ensure no typos: oops.
Yeah, mentioning my profession sounds douchey. Wasn’t a flex, just context to my point was that she’s a nightmare of a client with poor prognosis, BUT...for that, thank you KF culture police for my well-deserved paddling.
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Don't be such a cow ffs.
 
A tic is broadly defined as an uncontrollable movement. Something that is not consciously controlled. Ergo, Chantal does have episodes of tics. The debate should probably be what the cause is.

I don't believe it to be neurological disorder such as Tourettes. I believe it is in response to intrusive thoughts. If you watch the clip where she ticcs the fuck out, she immediately says, "Yeah, no birthday cake for me ". Her own mind is trolling her.

Then of course there is the , "Shhh! I said, SHHH!" tic. Which started out genuine, but grew into something she has become hyper aware of since she was called out and has made an effort to turn it into a quirky "Chantism". That probably stems from her childhood and being told no. Especially with regards to food. She has told many believable stories of how she was scolded and repromanded as a child for being a gluttonous toad. Now, instead of Gran, it's her own subconscious that is saying no. She's shushing it as well as the memories of past events.

You can usually see her trailing off right before one happens. It's that small dying part of her intuition telling her to stop. Don't be a glutton. You don't need that, ya fat ass. You're going to die etc...

It's the battle between her conscious and unconscious mind dueling it out in real time. And thus far, there has only been one winner.

If anything, I believe Chins has a definite component of OCD to her pathology. That too I believe has been discussed before, if anyone (newfags) care to research before going MOTI and powerlevelling like assholes.


Also, I echo others with my sincere hope that this thread doesn't turn into the shit show that Amberlynn's kiwiverse has become.

Don't fuck this up newfags!
 
Dutch Courage said:
It means giving information about your own life. Don't tell us about your jobs, family, weight, etc. We are here to discuss lolcows, not each other. This is why the thread works so well when it is not flooded with huge influxes of newfags. Powerleveling leads to arguments, flaming, and other garbage (as it did last night). It is also for your own protection. People in this thread have been called out by Chantal's fans, and they could use powerleveling comments to sometimes figure out who you are in real life (this has happened before too).

Lurking newfags need to read the site rules while they lurk.
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Beauty Parlor doesn't seem to display the forum guidelines near the post reply box unlike in the general lolcow forum. Maybe Josh would consider putting the bullet point guidelines into the BP forums, although he may have a good reasoning for not wanting to do it and it may not be very effective at curtailing this kind of thing anyway.

For newfags, the two first guidelines are probably the ones most applicable to the kinds of stuff that is happening in this thread since the OF saga, pasted below. Also, internet stickers are just stickers with no actual real-world value... If a lot of people rate your post dumb/autistic/MATI then take the L and move on, don't sperg out trying to argue your case for why your post wasn't dumb/autistic/MATI. People will soon enough forget that you spilled your spaghetti over the intricacies of a diabetic diet, what qualifies as a tic, or whatever.
  • Be civil. Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
  • Hide your powerlevel. Keep embarrassing details about your life to yourself. This is not your blog and we are not an asylum.
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Apologies if this comes across at backseat modding, but whatever.
 
frenchie pouteene said:
You know something I picked up from the live, I usually tune out when peetz is droning on, but on the rare occasion she was out of her chair and standing he was answering questions in the chat an someone asked him what he would do if he had $1Million dolllars, and he said he would pay off his credit card debt.

Wonder what the chances are that the credit card debt he has is fatsos manipulation of using his credit card to order food on the premise ill pay you back when i get my youtube check, and never does?

I wouldn't put it past that selfish cow when she wants something she will use any means to get it , specially
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frenchie pouteene said:
You know something I picked up from the live, I usually tune out when peetz is droning on, but on the rare occasion she was out of her chair and standing he was answering questions in the chat an someone asked him what he would do if he had $1Million dolllars, and he said he would pay off his credit card debt.

Wonder what the chances are that the credit card debt he has is fatsos manipulation of using his credit card to order food on the premise ill pay you back when i get my youtube check, and never does?

I wouldn't put it past that selfish cow when she wants something she will use any means to get it , specially food.
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In a old video she claimed last time she lived with Peetz she gained close to 100 lbs nd went into debt.. I'm sure she is getting food delivered on his card. If she orders 2-3x a day think of the cost. No way she is making that much on YT. I wonder if she gets some disability too
 
Blue Roses said:
Fournier's gangrene coming in nicely. Now that would make for some OF content.











Trigger warning if you google that shit. Yes it affects mostly men, but with her comorbitites all bets are off the kitchen island.

ETA: medically: it's crotch rot.
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I am so sorry I looked

catbyte said:
No kidding. The only "plan" Chantal will ever follow is the one where she eats what she wants whenever she wants and how much she wants. She's a superannuated child who will never have the maturity or will to do what she needs to do. Her "cravings" are the be-all and end all to her existence. Sometimes it's just too late.


She has no idea how bad it can get. Diabetes killed my husband. Granted, he had Type I. but he kept good control and still lost half his foot, developed vascular dementia from the damage DM did to his arteries, and died of a massive heart attack at age 49. She infuriates me because he did everything right and he still died and she's dicking around not taking it seriously. If she had a 17 blood glucose level after "not eating for hours," she's up shit creek without a paddle. She's the vilest excuse for a human being I've seen online.
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I had a good friend who died of type 1 diabetes after a hand injury. He also stayed thin and took care of himself. He was 32
 
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