Orbiter Greta/Phil Crossover

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Aww, I've really missed Phil's stupidity. It's nice to still get a taste on his friends' public posts. :heart-full:

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Flame the Sunbird said:
Aww, I've really missed Phil's stupidity. It's nice to still get a taste on his friends' public posts. :heart-full:

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Ha, even Nina knows Phil is so dumb that he has to explain the joke to him because Phil has no idea what parliamentary means. And as if to prove the point, Phil responds by laughing about the word "wanking." Congratulations Phil, you've reached the level of Beavis and Butthead. Except less funny and nostalgic.
 
Flame the Sunbird said:
Aww, I've really missed Phil's stupidity. It's nice to still get a taste on his friends' public posts. :heart-full:

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That sad fucker really is starved for attention.

And also just colossally dumb to the point I almost feel sorry at how sophisticated Greta even sounds compared to the mongoloid that is Philthy.
 
Karl_der_Grosse said:
Is it impossible for these creatures to go two hours without making a sexual comment? I dunno about you guys, but I don't talk about my dick multiple times a day.
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Well it fascinates me how the people who have the least sex seem to be the ones most obsessed with it, or at least the most obsessed with talking about it (well, blathering about it in public, over social media, posting pictures, dressing up in bondage gear, etc).

We all know Phil puts on a big show of whatever the current outre fetish is supposed to be, despite currently calling himself "asexual," but from what we know, he also cries at the thought of actual sex, and was too disgusted to go gay with other troons. Chris was at his funniest during his "lovequest," and while he apparently has an abnormally low sex drive and has given up on Crystal ever being conceived, he's still fixated on his lesbian tribbing fetish to the point where he will go into elaborate (and utterly unnecessary) details on the sex lives of bonobos.

It's interesting because the troons in particular seem much more concerned with sex and traditional gender roles than us cishet types. I doubt most of us have problems with gays, or even trannies, but so many of the lolcows who have glommed onto the SJW conglomerated monstrosity seem fixated on the idea that if you aren't a 100% hyper-masculine cartoon parody of machismo then you MUST be trans. And, especially with Chris, we see thatr they seem to think being a woman is somehow easier, somehow justifies them being a lazy mooch. Of course they can't cook or clean either, let alone dress themselves in a remotely feminine manner, so I very much doubt their prospects in the domestic sphere...

In a very real way, I think a lot of this trans thing is a sort of fetish for SJWs, just like "shipping" racially and gender inverted "bishi" versions of characters from pop culture. Usually from utterly God awful pop culture venues, but that's a bit subjective on my part I suppose. I have taste. Otherwise they just piss all over somebody else's intellectual property, slap some gay sex and dicks all over it, and call it "fan fiction" or some drivel.

But there's also a bit of virtue signalling too. Gays are too mainstream now, and trans women are BETTER than biological women, especially if they don't pass, because then you can brag about the hardships of being a 500 pound ogre in drag with permanent stubble but how you're really a petite 16 year old K-pop princess. Of course once this fad blows over, I fully expect we'll have a lot of troons deleting their Instagram, tumblrs and Facebook accounts and moving on to whatever the next trend is. Personally I hope it involves cowboys. Cowboys are cool.
 
Mogambo said:
Ha, even Nina knows Phil is so dumb that he has to explain the joke to him because Phil has no idea what parliamentary means. And as if to prove the point, Phil responds by laughing about the word "wanking." Congratulations Phil, you've reached the level of Beavis and Butthead. Except less funny and nostalgic.
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Phil is the type of person that Beavis and Butthead would prank by having him eat weird shit or do something dangerous that would get him sent to the hospital.
 
Coldgrip said:
Phil is the type of person that Beavis and Butthead would prank by having him eat weird shit or do something dangerous that would get him sent to the hospital.
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In the TV series, there was a little kid called Stewart and Beavis and Butthead always did mean stuff to him. They only hung out with him due to the fact that his house has more cable channels than everyone elses. That's what Phil is to the other troons.
 
Big Nasty said:
In the TV series, there was a little kid called Stewart and Beavis and Butthead always did mean stuff to him. They only hung out with him due to the fact that his house has more cable channels than everyone elses. That's what Phil is to the other troons.
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I'm not sure I follow this analogy. I'm wracking my brain trying to imagine what Spuds has that the rest of his ilk don't.
 
Feline Darkmage said:
I'm not sure I follow this analogy. I'm wracking my brain trying to imagine what Spuds has that the rest of his ilk don't.
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It's not so much what he has (although he does have his own apartment). It's more that he's easily exploited when, e.g., you want to accuse a grieving widow of murder but don't want to be too visible.
Flame the Sunbird said:
Hat tip to @unclestryker for his post on the main Greta thread.

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I wish I could rate Phil :optimistic:. He does nothing for Greta and is barely functional himself. There is no fainter praise than Phil telling someone they keep him going. Reminds me of this clip:
I also like that he posted a photo, so people can see the empty-eyed series of mistakes that Greta is apparently keeping alive.
 
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