Orbiter Greta/Phil Crossover

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So he fucking rants about how we're poised to attack his house...then suddenly drops a 'fite me IRL' taunt?

What the fuck.
 
1) no one wants to get that close to Phil and his stank.
2) we are equal opportunity doxxers, not just troons
3) phil is getting so desperate for attention from the farms that it's getting extra pathetic (even for him)
4) has greta seriously not realized that she has a target on her back thanks to Phil? Her and her child bride would be steaming along with their scam charity and racking in the dough (no questions asked) if it wasn't for derp-face-potato-brain
 
nhocgreen said:
Phil is so one-noted. Always kiw this kiwi that.
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I think we're literally his autistic special interest. He can't help but mention us constantly.

Also Phil is really not taking be hint that Greta wants him to stop bringing up the Farms on her posts. It's way better for Greta that everyone get behind her mantra of fighting an amorphous threat of transphobia than a site that has all those inconvenient facts on why she's a shitty person and TLL is a scam.
 
BIG DADDY said:
It's way better for Greta that everyone get behind her mantra of fighting an amorphous threat of transphobia than a site that has all those inconvenient facts on why she's a shitty person and TLL is a scam.
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You know, Phil may actually be of use for once. We can't really influence him directly, and we don't need to. All his sperging on Greta's page makes people who see her posts want to view the forums. Then they find the Rat King and either sperg about their dox or read the threads.

If they aren't too off the deep end, they read the master post for TLL and Greta suddenly seems fishy to them, if just a little. Thanks Phil, we should send you a kiwi.
 
m0rnutz said:
You know, Phil may actually be of use for once. We can't really influence him directly, and we don't need to. All his sperging on Greta's page makes people who see her posts want to view the forums. Then they find the Rat King and either sperg about their dox or read the threads.

If they aren't too off the deep end, they read the master post for TLL and Greta suddenly seems fishy to them, if just a little. Thanks Phil, we should send you a kiwi.
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First he was Greta's useful idiot, now he's ours.

I wonder if Greta has figured out that the only reason Phil keeps bringing up KF is to get our attention. The time can't be far off when she has to throw him under the bus. When that happens, the Phil meltdown will be glorious. I'm thinking a solid week of suicide threats at least.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
First he was Greta's useful idiot, now he's ours.

I wonder if Greta has figured out that the only reason Phil keeps bringing up KF is to get our attention. The time can't be far off when she has to throw him under the bus. When that happens, the Phil meltdown will be glorious. I'm thinking a solid week of suicide threats at least.
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Oh Phil's always been our idiot first
We do nothing to effect him yet he brings us so much content.
90% of the ratking threads are thanks to him.
He's managed to become a rallying point for terfs.
He's constantly tagging new and interesting people in his posts.
He's turned members of his own community kiwi.
Hell Phil's likes the farms so much hes made multiple accounts here.
 
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And Phil managed to get his buddy Eden fired
Achievement unlocked buddy
 
Jaimas said:
How the fuck did we cause that?

Did.... Did @Broseph Stalin actually succeed in his psy warfare campaign and established a a beachhead in Phil's mind?
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Yap, but only because Phil is THAT socially isolated. We are legit the only people who even vaguely look at the stupid shit he posts, rather than just hit a like after idiot mcsperg spams it ten times at you.
 
He's two fer so far as I know, what with Phil killing Ammy and like a couple of no-names for pity.
 
So, Phil's desire to make us actually be a threat to him so great that his autism has actually broken the laws of reality and we are actually a metaphysical blockage in his mind? Because he wants us to be at the same time he doesn't?

What a time to be alive.
 
Optimus Prime said:
So, Phil's desire to make us actually be a threat to him so great that his autism has actually broken the laws of reality and we are actually a metaphysical blockage in his mind? Because he wants us to be at the same time he doesn't?

What a time to be alive.
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We weaponsed the curse ye hamiha
 
Optimus Prime said:
So, Phil's desire to make us actually be a threat to him so great that his autism has actually broken the laws of reality and we are actually a metaphysical blockage in his mind? Because he wants us to be at the same time he doesn't?

What a time to be alive.
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The thing that seals this is that even if he had read what you just said he wouldnt have done anything and nothing would change.
 
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Picklechu said:
The best part of this is the fact that he didn't even notice we had still been talking about him until a couple of years ago. Now, he can't live without the attention, because he can't get any elsewhere.
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While we were down Trippin Kahlua shitposted about how unfunny Phil was as a lolcow over on /cow/ and they turned it into a general thread about ADF and Toren got mentions too.

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