Orbiter Greta/Phil Crossover

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What are they scheming at that they feel the need to "police proof" their house?

Because pajeet (whatever the fuck ninas real name is) was arrested for not being a American citizen and not having a green card because they're too lazy to fill out the forms for the documentation that would've prevented this. That, and since they believe they're above the law, they shouldn't have to. I'm going to laugh when ICE shows up at casa de troon, kjel tells them to fuck off and that they're harrassing transgender people and ICE busts down their security gate and arrests everyone inside the house. It's going to be glorious.
 
Because pajeet (whatever the fuck ninas real name is) was arrested for not being a American citizen and not having a green card because they're too lazy to fill out the forms for the documentation that would've prevented this. That, and since they believe they're above the law, they shouldn't have to. I'm going to laugh when ICE shows up at casa de troon, kjel tells them to fuck off and that they're harrassing transgender people and ICE busts down their security gate and arrests everyone inside the house. It's going to be glorious.


I'd pay to see that.
 
I'd pay to see that.
To be fair, as a tax payer I think we legally should have a live stream of the body cams.

watching troons reeeeee out as they drag an illegal out of the country makes me not hate the bill uncle sam slaps me with as much as normal.
 
When you put up shit like that, cops eye what you're doing 10x more because its suspicious as fuck. Its hilarious that these people haven't learned to just blend in, they have to be as loud and as obnoxious in every situation of their life, as they can, just to decry straight people and the government machine troons mostly live on.
 
When you put up shit like that, cops eye what you're doing 10x more because its suspicious as fuck. Its hilarious that these people haven't learned to just blend in, they have to be as loud and as obnoxious in every situation of their life, as they can, just to decry straight people and the government machine troons mostly live on.
This screams out I AM FORTIFYING MY POSITION! You do that as a show of intent. You plan on resisting. When you're facing a superior foe, concealment matter more than cover imo. A superior foe can use overwhelming force to break through your defenses. AKA an MRAP anchoring to and ripping out the fence or just straight up breaching it using the vehicle. In this case that would destroy the house and risk structural collapse and they won't do it, but the point is the feds have the equipment and personnel necessary to annihilate that fence.

The thing is, that doesn't even really apply here. ICE, maybe even other federal forces given that Kjel has been talking about a last stand and killing cops, will just wait until Pajeet leaves the house. They'll pull up in a half dozen vics with 6-10 dudes in shooter gear and arrest her when she's out getting smokes. Kjel knows living their current place is a liability and wants to create Troontown. I really, really want Troontown to succeed. The milk from inter troon drama, fighting with the locals, being neighbors with the range will be boundless.
 
The thing I'm surprised no one has mentioned yet is that these gates are cemented next to the main house... From what I can tell the gate is on the side of the main home leading into the backyard.
Meaning whoever is letting them stay in the guest house is probably just as crazy and paranoid as they are. So that could be a population of 3 or more people in troon town.

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Heres a crop from the origanal facebook pic showing they are cemented in. I don't know if that could cause damage to the main home if they are cemented in... They are not physically attached to the home from what I can tell.


Also another flaw is that the fences on the sides of the backyard are really old wood fences.... So if ICE really wanted to get in they could go threw the fence with no structural damage to any homes...
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Pic of fence, The fence is pretty run down on both sides of the home.


I really think this could end with Greta having a shootout with them and ending up dead.
There are many people this site follows that like to talk tough and act like a badass online (like Phil). But I really think that Greta would do something truly crazy.
 
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So does Phil not know about Sisterwood, or is he just keeping quiet until all the hard work's done?
 
So does Phil not know about Sisterwood, or is he just keeping quiet until all the hard work's done?
There is no way he doesn't know about Troon Death Camp; Kjel is his father figure.

It could be that Slingblade has enough presence of mind to see that Kjel's plan is sheer madness, so he curbs Phil's enthusiasm lest he runs away with the circus and deprives Slingblade of vodka-bucks, if not the flat.
 
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There is no way he doesn't know about Troon Death Camp; Kjel is his father figure.

So you mean Phil has fantasies about being raped by Kjel? That's just horrifying, but I guess someone was bound to make "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" happen in real life sooner or later.
 
So you mean Phil has fantasies about being raped by Kjel? That's just horrifying, but I guess someone was bound to make "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" happen in real life sooner or later.
Having alienated his real parents, I guess Phil is just desperately looking to latch on to anyone he can to fill that role in his life. As Greta's the alpha ma- er, alpha female, she's the obvious choice. His comments on her posts might as well be, "Mommy! Mommy! Look at me, Mommy! You're not looking, Mommy!"

At some level, he's a scared child who just wants someone to tell him what to do and make the bad people go away.
 
When you put up shit like that, cops eye what you're doing 10x more because its suspicious as fuck. Its hilarious that these people haven't learned to just blend in, they have to be as loud and as obnoxious in every situation of their life, as they can, just to decry straight people and the government machine troons mostly live on.

I'm honestly surprised that kjels son hasn't disowned his delusional, gay, retarded troon father. I wonder if Everytime his son comes over if Nina tries to convince the son to fuck him in the ass/take it in the ass.
 
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