Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

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Favorite GTA?

  • Grand Theft Auto

    Votes: 63 2.3%

  • Grand Theft Auto: London 1969

    Votes: 59 2.1%

  • Grand Theft Auto 2

    Votes: 113 4.1%

  • Grand Theft Auto III

    Votes: 221 8.0%

  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

    Votes: 785 28.5%

  • Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

    Votes: 1,104 40.1%

  • Grand Theft Auto: Advanced

    Votes: 14 0.5%

  • Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories

    Votes: 81 2.9%

  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories

    Votes: 77 2.8%

  • Grand Theft Auto IV

    Votes: 715 26.0%

  • Episodes From Liberty City (The Lost & Damned and The Ballad of Gay Tony)

    Votes: 217 7.9%

  • Grand Theft Auto V

    Votes: 400 14.5%

  • Grand Theft Auto: Online

    Votes: 98 3.6%

  • My Mother's My Sister!

    Votes: 327 11.9%
  • Total voters
    2,752
A kid getting life sentence for hacking a company feels like something that would be mocked on older GTA games.
Amazing how the studio known for mocking the bewildering USA culture is situated in the country that banned knives.
 
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This Is Violence Now said:
Imagine being this naive, lmfao. First of all it's set in a fictional city called Vice City, it doesn't have to reflect 100% Miami's demographics just cause it's inspired by it. Did you really forget about this other game Rockstar had set in "Miami", called.... VICE CITY which literally had an Italian-American aka heckin white male in charge? Go ahead take a look at Vice City's npcs / characters, it's mostly white men / women with some actual Latinos/Latinas aka not someone with an ugly square head and baboon lips but someone who looks white but with tanned skin. You are clueless, epitome of a goyslave, not even realizing the ugly propaganda you're being fed.
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Poltard spergs were an absolute mistake on this website.
 
Big Ed's Oxycodone Stash said:
Poltard spergs were an absolute mistake on this website.
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Bunny Tracks said:
This whole bullshit about men not wanting to play as a woman because doing such means their either trannies, coomers, or secretly wanna be women is so fucking autistic it hurts.

If I play Okami, does that mean I actually wanna be a wolf? No.

If I play Arkham City, does that mean I actually wanna be Batman? No.

If I play CoD, does that mean I actually wanna be a soldier? Again, no.

If you are so autistic, and your masculinity is so fragile that even playing as a woman in a video game is too much for you to handle, just cut your dick off, and join the 41% because it's already too late for you.
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there are woman and womans.
control, resident evil 3, syberia=fucking awesome
horizon zero dawn= fucking trash
 
This Is Violence Now said:
Imagine being this naive, lmfao. First of all it's set in a fictional city called Vice City, it doesn't have to reflect 100% Miami's demographics just cause it's inspired by it. Did you really forget about this other game Rockstar had set in "Miami", called.... VICE CITY which literally had an Italian-American aka heckin white male in charge? Go ahead take a look at Vice City's npcs / characters, it's mostly white men / women with some actual Latinos/Latinas aka not someone with an ugly square head and baboon lips but someone who looks white but with tanned skin. You are clueless, epitome of a goyslave, not even realizing the ugly propaganda you're being fed.
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Shut up you ignorant slut. This is absolutely pathetic and moronic and it has been from day one. "I saw niggers party in miami Vice City and twerk!" and getting into arguments over it is retarded for multiple reasons that have been said and it ruined the whole thread.
 
mindlessobserver said:
The GTA 6 leak hacker arrested in the UK has been declared mentally incompetent to stand trial. The judge ruled that his severe autism, coupled with his technical skills makes his a persistent threat to the public.

He's been committed to a psychiatric hospital indefinitely.

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This is the same kid who used to own Doxbin.net

He's been around for years and his Internet history is an entertaining read.

Retard.
 
When a new GTA game comes out the first thing I look for online is the radio stations to listen to the talk shows and soundtrack, the one thing that is going to be missing is Lazlo Jones. Lazlo was one of the most interesting characters in GTA because of his constant rise and fall throughout the series.

1984-1986 Lazlo had an arc that was a rollercoaster of success and failure from his internship with Cousin Ed to the host of Vrock, then he got fired for arguing with the station manager while being "whacked out on cough syrup". This was the rise.

1992 Lazlo calls into a political talk radio show to beg for a job then later lands a job as host of Entertaining America on WCTR after Billy Dexter was shot by Jack Howitzer. Then Lazlo gets fired from that job for most likely substance abuse. This was the fall.

1998-2001 Lazlo lands a job on LCFR as host of Chatterbox then he has his own radio channel that broadcasts Chatterbox 24/7. Until he was fired over a payola scandal in 2002. This was the peak of his radio career. This was one of my favorite versions of Lazlo where he was more grounded in reality before he became a parody.

2008 Lazlo is down on his luck can't get a loan from the bank to rent a studio so he broadcasts on the streets as host of Integrity 2.0 and gets an immigrant who he calls Georgie to be his sidekick. This was the fall.

2013-2018 Lazlo's career rebounds and now he is a cohost of Chattersphere and is the host of the TV show Fame or Shame. He was going to red carpet events interviewing celebrities and years later works at a nightclub with Tony Prince. This was the peak of his career in general.

Lazlo in GTA 6 would have been a failure had he stayed at Rockstar.
 
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1998-2001 Lazlo lands a job on LCFR as host of Chatterbox then he has his own radio channel that broadcasts Chatterbox 24/7. Until he was fired over a payola scandal in 2002. This was the peak of his radio career. This was one of my favorite versions of Lazlo where he was more grounded in reality before he became a parody.
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I like how Lazlow is the straight man in GTA III despite never having a physical appearance or story role. He's just there on the radio listening to citizens talk about random shit. It's quite wholesome given the circumstances.
 
This Is Violence Now said:
Imagine being this naive, lmfao. First of all it's set in a fictional city called Vice City, it doesn't have to reflect 100% Miami's demographics just cause it's inspired by it. Did you really forget about this other game Rockstar had set in "Miami", called.... VICE CITY which literally had an Italian-American aka heckin white male in charge? Go ahead take a look at Vice City's npcs / characters, it's mostly white men / women with some actual Latinos/Latinas aka not someone with an ugly square head and baboon lips but someone who looks white but with tanned skin. You are clueless, epitome of a goyslave, not even realizing the ugly propaganda you're being fed.
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This is your brain on /pol/. One of the main characters of Vice City is your extremely stereotypical Jewish lawyer buddy Ken Rosenberg and there is also both a little Haiti which is a black ghetto full of Haitians and a little Havan full of Cubans immigrants in Vice City. The city was diverse. Stop embarrassing yourself.
 
Homer J. Fong said:
It'll be interesting to see how long he will be put in bedlam, because the order is indefinite meaning he's out as soon as a court says he's not a threat.

I still can't get over the alleged story. An Amazon Firestick? Those things are smaller than the "Multitools" JC Denton used to open control panels in Deus Ex. And the kid leaked a shitload of game footage and files from Rockstar's servers.
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His level of skill is truly impressive.
 
The Last Stand said:
I like how Lazlow is the straight man in GTA III despite never having a physical appearance or story role. He's just there on the radio listening to citizens talk about random shit. It's quite wholesome given the circumstances.
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Reed Tucker is his finest hour:
I couldn't breathe the first time I heard Lazlow's HI-YAH back in like 2002
 
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Apologies if this was already sorted out, but I've got Patrick Bateman level facial blindness and need confirmation: is this the main latina? If so, nice. Whatever lighting tech they use these days make some characters look doughy in certain shots, but looks like it won't be too hard to glowup the two MCs while I feed Floridans to alligators.
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There are people who don't make Adolf Hitler in character creators? What's wrong with you?
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The only time I made an indepth custom character was when I made Fabio for my faith build in Elden Ring,. Used the frenzied flame to finally convince people it is not, in fact, butter.
 
Local FloRida-man said:
Apologies if this was already sorted out, but I've got Patrick Bateman level facial blindness and need confirmation: is this the main latina? If so, nice.
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There was literally days of discussion on the GTA6 subreddit about this, general consensus is No, its a different girl who just so happens to look like the main girl. Though there is always a chance it is.
 
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