Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

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Favorite GTA?

  • Grand Theft Auto

    Votes: 63 2.3%
  • Grand Theft Auto: London 1969

    Votes: 59 2.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto 2

    Votes: 113 4.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto III

    Votes: 222 8.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

    Votes: 785 28.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

    Votes: 1,105 40.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Advanced

    Votes: 14 0.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories

    Votes: 81 2.9%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories

    Votes: 77 2.8%
  • Grand Theft Auto IV

    Votes: 717 26.0%
  • Episodes From Liberty City (The Lost & Damned and The Ballad of Gay Tony)

    Votes: 218 7.9%
  • Grand Theft Auto V

    Votes: 400 14.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Online

    Votes: 98 3.6%
  • My Mother's My Sister!

    Votes: 327 11.9%

  • Total voters
    2,755
I’m of the agreement that GTA IV quotes from gang members and quotes about getting their legs shot at were great




Though, me personally, I always found the road rage quotes from your character honking your car horn to be hilarious:

 
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Agatha Baker is my favorite GTA Online character. She hesitantly gets the job done while keeping her image clean. I wish she'd stop blowing up my phone.

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I'm getting some 20th century vibes from her...
 
Agatha Baker is my favorite GTA Online character. She hesitantly gets the job done while keeping her image clean. I wish she'd stop blowing up my phone.

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I'm getting some 20th century vibes from her...
You just want to bang her, don't lie. The writers really dropped the ball for GTA Online, all the characters are obnoxious fags.

All except one.
 

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You just want to bang her, don't lie. The writers really dropped the ball for GTA Online, all the characters are obnoxious fags.

All except one.
Pavel was funny. I'm sure we can all agree that Agent 14 sucks.

I’m of the agreement that GTA IV quotes from gang members and quotes about getting their legs shot at great

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tc4uP3XN3OY, list: PL19luYbWayUmfbk9fc4-zmuOx96kfLCxQ
https://youtube.com/watch?v=S3Br0ATAnWs, list: PL19luYbWayUmfbk9fc4-zmuOx96kfLCxQ
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jeD8-bn64iU, list: PL19luYbWayUmfbk9fc4-zmuOx96kfLCxQ
Though, me personally, I always found the road rage quotes from your character honking your car horn was hilarious:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=84ZAHrBthJc, list: PL19luYbWayUmfbk9fc4-zmuOx96kfLCxQ
I forgot you can shoot limbs in GTA IV. Nice attention to detail.

Do people still use the casino in Online?
 
How to counter a futuristic flying bike:


Use a musket.

How broken is GTA Online?
 
GTA IV & RDR remasters were probably canned due to Defective Edition being shit
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which begs me question: WHY THE FUCK THEY BOUGHT RUFFIAN GAMES AND MADE THEM THEIR INTERAL STUDIO?!
Gee, it's almost as if Rockstar should've done a remake (no one was asking for all three at once) instead of getting the same cheap bastards that ruined San Andreas on the Xbox 360. If relatively niche games like Mafia and Destroy All Humans! can get solid remakes, what exactly makes Rockstar "above" putting in that kind of effort?

I'd be glad if this was the case, GTA IV and RDR getting the same butchering would've been heart breaking.
 
GTA IV and RDR don't need remasters or remakes. They're fucking playable through backwards compatibility.

So many people want to blame GTA Online for no GTA VI while also desperately wanting to shell out money for pointless remasters.

Anyways, I'm replaying GTA V and I just noticed Michael and Franklin never actually introduce themselves. They just seem to know each others names when they decide to save Jimmy on the boat. Weird.
 
RDR don't need remasters or remakes. They're fucking playable through backwards compatibility.
Red Dead Redemption has shitty source code. A remake would make RDR more accessible for current audiences. They have the framework with RDR2. They could literally take RDR2's engine, remake RDR's map (I think Mexico is in RDR2), upscale the voice lines and boom. Red Dead 1 for current consoles and PC.
 
How to counter a futuristic flying bike:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pT05LEd5PDg
Use a musket.

How broken is GTA Online?
The Oppressor MK II shouldn't exist. Neither should a good third of the gee whizbang vehicles and weaponry in the game.

Seriously, I miss the days when a Lazer was the biggest threat in your average lobby (and one that could be neutralized with a little skill and an ordinary Heavy Sniper).
 
Anyways, I'm replaying GTA V and I just noticed Michael and Franklin never actually introduce themselves. They just seem to know each others names when they decide to save Jimmy on the boat. Weird.
Well, Franklin did sneak into Micheal's house and out of sheer luck (plot), Micheal didn't kill him and instead "invited" him over.
 
Red Dead Redemption has shitty source code. A remake would make RDR more accessible for current audiences. They have the framework with RDR2. They could literally take RDR2's engine, remake RDR's map (I think Mexico is in RDR2), upscale the voice lines and boom. Red Dead 1 for current consoles and PC.
And then you'll be bitching that Rockstar is the new Valve when GTA VI doesn't get released until 2029 because you're too lazy to download it on your Xbox or play it on PSNow.

Well, Franklin did sneak into Micheal's house and out of sheer luck (plot), Micheal didn't kill him and instead "invited" him over.
I know there is the line where Michael says "One day we may have a beer and I'll teach you a thing or two"

But something else I learned was that if you run into Franklin as Michael before you start Father/Son, he will actually apologize for costing him his job and invite him over for an actual drink.

It's weird that they would do that, but still not have them actually "introduce" themselves, especially with how large the fucking script supposedly was.
 
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