Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[The Last Stand]

GTA IV is a better Sopranos themed video game than the ACTUAL Sopranos licensed game.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

GTA IV is a better Sopranos themed video game than the ACTUAL Sopranos licensed game.

Have you actually played the Sopranos game? I've never actually seen it IRL.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

GTA IV is a better Sopranos themed video game than the ACTUAL Sopranos licensed game.

Reminds me of this.
Tennings has a good review video about that abomination:

But Vinny made it better:

 

[CWCissey]

Does The Sopranos Game include a minigame where you take a dump in the shower then step on it?

 

[The Last Stand]

One thing I'm confused about with TBoGT: why and how did the mob family stop going after Tony and Luis at end?

 

[CWCissey]

One thing I'm confused about with TBoGT: why and how did the mob family stop going after Tony and Luis at end?

Luis threatened Rocco after a massive slaughter in the club and I think Yusef gave them the money.

 

[The Last Stand]

Luis threatened Rocco after a massive slaughter in the club and I think Yusef gave them the money.

Now that I remember, the Russian was upset because of the diamonds. Now that he's dead, no worries.

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

Now that I remember, the Russian was upset because of the diamonds. Now that he's dead, no worries.

I'm guessing old man Ancelotti didn't want to risk more bodies fighting over a dead Russkie's jewels. Not his problem, anyways, so long as Luis and Tony didn't actively fuck with the family.

The old man's certainly dead and judging by where Rocco was in life during the GTA:V storyline, I'd say the Ancelottis are nowhere near the force they were in IV, although that's not saying much about them in the first place.

 

[The Last Stand]

The old man's certainly dead and judging by where Rocco was in life during the GTA:V storyline, I'd say the Ancelottis are nowhere near the force they were in IV, although that's not saying much about them in the first place.

According to Gerry McCreary, the Ancelottis are the weakest of the Five Families. I assume Rocco brought too much heat into the Ancelottis, so it was only a matter of time before he gets whacked.

It did feel like it wrapped up too soon.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

The tank mission in The Ballad of Gay Tony was a great Vice City callback:

If I recall, the Yusuf Amir missions were actually pretty fun to play. I still remember the time when Yusuf even gave Luis this funny looking golden gun:

 

[The Last Stand]

The tank mission in The Ballad of Gay Tony was a great Vice City callback:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0Ga_7zl4w9o
If I recall, the Yusuf Amir missions were actually pretty fun to play. I still remember the time when Yusuf even gave Luis this funny looking golden gun:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tVhFA43YZhg

What I wouldn't KILL to have Yusuf as a friend. Bring him to the club for drink offs, dancing, maybe even just mucking about.

He's basically Roman Bellic if he was actually rich.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

He's basically Roman Bellic if he was actually rich.

What’s funny is that I always found Yusuf to be a parody of DJ Khaled when I first played the game a decade ago:

Keep in mind, Khaled was nowhere near popular back in 2008-2009 when compared to 2015-2016. Rockstar really managed to make parody into reality.

 

[The Last Stand]

What’s funny is that I always found Yusuf to be a parody of DJ Khaled when I first played the game a decade ago:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=k4wZh-kSNE0
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nDmUirxA8Ws
Keep in mind, Khaled was nowhere near popular back in 2008-2009 when compared to 2015-2016. Rockstar really managed to make parody into reality.

Especially with his N word usage. Khaled isn't Black so he doesn't necessarily have the N word pass.

Yusuf loves using it as a means to be "hip." I'm guessing he's influenced by rap glamour.

 

[Maurice Caine]

Seriously, for the literal worth and time sink it takes to make a profit in GTA Online, you could buy other games that would respect your time and money.

Back in my senior year me and a mate competed to see what would be faster: Him buying a Hydra with a clear game on GTAO or me completing Shenmue 1 and 2 on the Dreamcast. Guess who won that bet...

 

[The Last Stand]

Back in my senior year me and a mate competed to see what would be faster: Him buying a Hydra with a clear game on GTAO or me completing Shenmue 1 and 2 on the Dreamcast. Guess who won that bet...

I hope you made a stipulation preventing the use of mod menus.

 

[Snekposter]

WIPE THE SLATE CLEAN YOU FUCKS.

The virgin Elijah:
>Needs bomb collars for cooperation
>Constantly thwarted by human weakness
>Talks too much
>Eventually outsmarted by a mailman.
Vs. the chad Armstrong
>Convinces even his enemies to work for him
>Overcomes human weakness via brainwashing
>Talks a lot but is so awesome at it everyone loves him for it
>Is defeated in open combat by a cyborg ninja who eventually adopts his philosophies

 

[The Last Stand]

The virgin Elijah:
>Needs bomb collars for cooperation
>Constantly thwarted by human weakness
>Talks too much
>Eventually outsmarted by a mailman.
Vs. the chad Armstrong
>Convinces even his enemies to work for him
>Overcomes human weakness via brainwashing
>Talks a lot but is so awesome at it everyone loves him for it
>Is defeated in open combat by a cyborg ninja who eventually adopts his philosophies

When was there an Elijah in GTA?

 

[Snekposter]

When was there an Elijah in GTA?

You might have missed the brief derail towards New Vegas (specifically the Casino Heist DLC) for a couple posts last page.

 

[Burt Ryan]

My hate for GTA 5 has grown over the years. How they fucking trashed Johnny Klebitz and the Lost, their GTA IV DLC was so good, and now this.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

My hate for GTA 5 has grown over the years. How they fucking trashed Johnny Klebitz and the Lost, their GTA IV DLC was so good, and now this.

Just play TLaD again.
It's the only game which i feel being a biker and not a total waste of time like Ride to Hell.