Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[Vault Boy]

So for those who are still waiting for a physical copy of GTA Trilogy on Switch, how big are the patches/updates so far size-wise I should expect to download to make the game playable? Or will the physical release have those patches already applied to the insides of the game on the cart?

Given the sorry state that they released the Switch port, I'd expect them to not have the patch applied to the cart.

I don't understand this delay, the whole thing's already a laughing stock. Just release them now and get it over with.

 

[Gamepad]

So for those who are still waiting for a physical copy of GTA Trilogy on Switch, how big are the patches/updates so far size-wise I should expect to download to make the game playable? Or will the physical release have those patches already applied to the insides of the game on the cart?

Assuming you don't have the patches to begin with...
GTA3 is 900mb, Vice City is 5.81gb and San Andreas is 4.45gb.

No way the physicals are going to have the patches unless they actually delayed it for that purpose, but that'd be expecting foresight out of them.

 

[The Last Stand]

Even if you can find yourself enjoying these games, it's hard to ignore all the flaws and glitches that plague this product.

There's a bridge missing from San Andreas, for God's sake. Did anybody QA this product?

 

[DeadwastePrime]

There's a bridge missing from San Andreas, for God's sake. Did anybody QA this product?

why have qa? that requires companies to pay them to find bugs and help fix the game. why not instead have people buy the game for you and bug test it as well?

 

[Vault Boy]

Assuming you don't have the patches to begin with...
GTA3 is 900mb, Vice City is 5.81gb and San Andreas is 4.45gb.

No way the physicals are going to have the patches unless they actually delayed it for that purpose, but that'd be expecting foresight out of them.

How the hell can Vice City have a larger install size than San Andreas? It's a much smaller game.

And GTA III at less than 1gb? How were they able to optimize that game so well?

 

[Gamepad]

How the hell can Vice City have a larger install size than San Andreas? It's a much smaller game.

And GTA III at less than 1gb? How were they able to optimize that game so well?

That's patch sizes.

1.0 game sizes are 2.86gb for GTA3, 5.96gb for Vice City, and 12.25gb for San Andreas.

 

[The Last Stand]

1.0 game sizes are 2.86gb for GTA3, 5.96gb for Vice City, and 12.25gb for San Andreas.

How can a PS2 game be several GBs?

 

[Vault Boy]

That's patch sizes.

1.0 game sizes are 2.86gb for GTA3, 5.96gb for Vice City, and 12.25gb for San Andreas.

Oh, I see. Still, didn't know Vice City was more fucked than San Andreas.

 

[Gamepad]

How can a PS2 game be several GBs?

By AI upscaling the shit out of it.

 

[The Last Stand]

Grove Street Games can't even embrace a meme without mucking it up. There's a SAM glitch in San Andreas where if you die upon obtaining the jetpack, the SAM sites are reenabled, even if you turned them off. And the AI have aimbot as well.

 

[Pissmaster]

Here's something slightly off-topic but worth talking about: the fall of SWEGTA.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MHUPWTUDtwI
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If you don't about SWEGTA, he's a Swedish gaming channel known for making Bully content and expanding into other R* titles. AFAIK, he fell apart for partying and has abandoned his YouTube channel as a result of poor decisions.

Yeah.

SWEGTA's hospitalized now lol (a):


I thought he was already homeless? He just seems like some attention-starved sadbrained faggot who whines and begs for money when he's destitute, but then squanders it all the moment he gets it. Classic cow behavior, many such cases

 

[The Last Stand]

SWEGTA's hospitalized now lol (a):
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I thought he was already homeless? He just seems like some attention-starved sadbrained faggot who whines and begs for money when he's destitute, but then squanders it all the moment he gets it. Classic cow behavior, many such cases

Holy shit. I guess being irresponsible with your money and time gets you there.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

He's Swedish. Aren't they a socialist shithole like most Euro countries? He'll get put into some group home or government housing and be fine, I'm sure.

If I'm wrong and they're one of the few that aren't then good anyways. You reap what you sow.

 

[The Last Stand]

He's Swedish. Aren't they a socialist shithole like most Euro countries? He'll get put into some group home or government housing and be fine, I'm sure.

If I'm wrong and they're one of the few that aren't then good anyways. You reap what you sow.

I remember him saying he applied for something like Social Security.

I cannot believe it. He had a good foundation with Youtube, then threw it all away because he wanted to party.

 

[Gravemind]

Sounds like SWEGTA just wanted to become Big Bear, but IRL.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

T2/R* sues EVERYONE for having R in their logos

Yep, never buying anything from Rockstar ever again. Dead company is dead.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

SWEGTA's hospitalized now lol (a):
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I thought he was already homeless? He just seems like some attention-starved sadbrained faggot who whines and begs for money when he's destitute, but then squanders it all the moment he gets it. Classic cow behavior, many such cases

Pretty odd how he also tweeted that he’s homeless and has nothing, yet he had enough money to go to the hospital to treat what appears to be a minor bruise on the hand.

 

[Korpon]

SWEGTA's hospitalized now lol (a):
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I thought he was already homeless? He just seems like some attention-starved sadbrained faggot who whines and begs for money when he's destitute, but then squanders it all the moment he gets it. Classic cow behavior, many such cases

What an absolute dumb faggot. Imagine pissing away a dream job instead of not partying like a kid and actually investing into shit so you're fine when the YouTube bucks dry up. A shame too, I liked his Bully videos and have rewatched some of them as I'm doing my (what feels like) 20th playthrough of the game. It still holds up very well and is a very nice, charming, and nostalgic game (also neat it takes place in the GTA 3D universe along with Manhunt), a damn shame we'll never get a Bully 2. Oh yeah, SWEGTA, I don't feel bad at all for him, it's completely his own fault and I have a feeling it's possibly bullshit anyways and just another attempt at grifting pity bucks, guess we'll have to see if he starts schizoposting like Shadman does.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Pretty odd how he also tweeted that he’s homeless and has nothing, yet he had enough money to go to the hospital to treat what appears to be a minor bruise on the hand.

Breaking news, European countries don't over charge their citizens for basic health care as a means of lining hospital pockets. More after this story on water being wet.

 

[The Last Stand]

What an absolute dumb faggot. Imagine pissing away a dream job instead of not partying like a kid and actually investing into shit so you're fine when the YouTube bucks dry up. A shame too, I liked his Bully videos and have rewatched some of them as I'm doing my (what feels like) 20th playthrough of the game. It still holds up very well and is a very nice, charming, and nostalgic game (also neat it takes place in the GTA 3D universe along with Manhunt), a damn shame we'll never get a Bully 2. Oh yeah, SWEGTA, I don't feel bad at all for him, it's completely his own fault and I have a feeling it's possibly bullshit anyways and just another attempt at grifting pity bucks, guess we'll have to see if he starts schizoposting like Shadman does.

His trans video on GTA 5 seemed like him trying to gain a new audience, but it didn't work out. It's not like they play Bully.