Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[Vault Boy]

That's the thing. They DON'T CARE. Anything to pump out money to avid consumers by any means necessary.

Hell, they've even reached the bottom of the barrel with shamelessly naming GTA Online updates after legacy titles during their rise as a developer. Smuggler's Run, Midnight Club, Bully, The Warriors.

Mark my words, they'll try to milk GTA Online for as long as possible.

I dread to think about how many console generations GTA VI will span before they feel bothered to make GTA VII.

 

[The Last Stand]

I swear, man, Vice City has some unique ped dialogue. The pizza ped and construction workers from Demolition Derby always make me laugh.

Here's your cheesy crust, sir.
Okay, OKAY, man, I get the message!

 

[Captain Syrup]

Vice City has some unique ped dialogue.

 

[The Last Stand]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=d88VMEGuUOk

This was JUST uploaded? Damn. That's catchy.

 

[Captain Syrup]

This was JUST uploaded?

Actually no, this one's a bit of an historical artifact. I found it on ytmnd.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I dread to think about how many console generations GTA VI will span before they feel bothered to make GTA VII.

It depends on if it's truly going to take place in Vice City or not IMO.

If it's in Vice City, and especially if it's in the 80's, you'll see a new GTA or at least a substantial expansion into a modern year and a different city within 3 to 5 years.

Kids don't want to play in Florida and they don't want to play in the 80's, I'll tell you that much.

 

[The Last Stand]

It depends on if it's truly going to take place in Vice City or not IMO.

If it's in Vice City, and especially if it's in the 80's, you'll see a new GTA or at least a substantial expansion into a modern year and a different city within 3 to 5 years.

Kids don't want to play in Florida and they don't want to play in the 80's, I'll tell you that much.

Kids nowadays want to spend their parent's credit cards on pretty graphics and low effort cosmetics.

 

[Vault Boy]

It depends on if it's truly going to take place in Vice City or not IMO.

If it's in Vice City, and especially if it's in the 80's, you'll see a new GTA or at least a substantial expansion into a modern year and a different city within 3 to 5 years.

Kids don't want to play in Florida and they don't want to play in the 80's, I'll tell you that much.

I hope it takes place in the 80s since that era suits Miami/Vice City the best, and because current year is depressing.

I never want to hear anything about Corona, muzzles, and every other bit of bullshit in Grand Theft Auto.

 

[The Last Stand]

I hope it takes place in the 80s since that era suits Miami/Vice City the best, and because current year is depressing.

I never want to hear anything about Corona, muzzles, and every other bit of bullshit in Grand Theft Auto.

I'll laugh if I see a BLM fist in VI.

 

[The Last Stand]

I know I'd say I would 100% San Andreas but that rain is giving me a headache. So, no thank you. Give your shame here because I can't stand the rain.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Spoiler: Caption this

 

[Jack Awful]

It depends on if it's truly going to take place in Vice City or not IMO.

If it's in Vice City, and especially if it's in the 80's, you'll see a new GTA or at least a substantial expansion into a modern year and a different city within 3 to 5 years.

Kids don't want to play in Florida and they don't want to play in the 80's, I'll tell you that much.

I think they should pull a RDR 2 and expand the map from just south San Andreas to the whole state. Maybe Liberty City with more surrounding area via a plane ride if we're lucky.

EDIT:
I remember an article where they said they wanted to make a GTA like GTA 1 where you could go between SA LC and VC eventually.

Imagine GTA V but the 3 protagonists are in different parts of the country instead of state.

 

[Captain Syrup]

I think they should put GTA to rest.

Or wait until the hardware changes considerably.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

I hope it takes place in the 80s since that era suits Miami/Vice City the best, and because current year is depressing.

Jesus christ lmao you fucking boomers deserve these shitty remakes if you're going to live in the past for the rest of your lives.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Jesus christ lmao you fucking boomers deserve these shitty remakes if you're going to live in the past for the rest of your lives.

Case in point. Look at this fucking zoomer. No way he'll buy Shark cards for a period piece GTA.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

>wanting to go back to vice city instead of having a new city based on somewhere else like the saint denis location from rdr2

smh

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I just realized that it GTA VI were to go “woke”, they’d probably would make the male character like Queen Latifah in The Equalizer:

Or if not that, they’ll just use Denzel Washington’s version of the movie and just strip everything that character represented for a “woke” ideology:

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

>wanting to go back to vice city instead of having a new city based on somewhere else like the saint denis location from rdr2

smh

Yep, we're never getting a GTA set in Carcer City.
> Breaks out Manhunt

 

[MirrorNoir]

If GTA6 goes woke protagonist-wise, i would not be shocked if they repeated GTA5's multi-protagonist shit for the sake of hedging their bets: one woman of color (either Asian or Hispanic) who is the new Trevor-type, one white guy who will probably be a middle age loser, and one black guy who is the voice of reason and sanity.

 

[The Last Stand]

If GTA6 goes woke protagonist-wise, i would not be shocked if they repeated GTA5's multi-protagonist shit for the sake of hedging their bets: one woman of color (either Asian or Hispanic) who is the new Trevor-type, one white guy who will probably be a middle age loser, and one black guy who is the voice of reason and sanity.

I heard they're not doing three protagonists anymore.

That in mind, imagine how cool it would've been to play as Lamar offline.