Grand Jury speculation thread

[Hogar Grupal]

The first time Chris went through court, Michael Snyder saved his ass. I don't think anyone's going to help Chris this time around.

 

[anti SJW]

Grand Jury speculation thread when? If it goes to trial, and I think it will or they wouldn't be proceeding like this, will it be a public trial? I'm pretty sure the grand jury stuff will stay sealed.

 

[TheRealMcCoy]

Once he's indicted on a felony everything becomes open records and hearings open to public

Christubers and lawtubers will be the on the same side? What a fucking time we live in!

 

[️ronic]

And this, children, is why you don't besmirch the name of God.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Bob must be in the afterlife now thinking "why didn't I wear that condom?"

 

[Trugrade]

Barb will outlive us all.

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

I just called.

The clerk sucked my dick. I tried to remember what she said about Chris but the blowjob was so awesome it just slipped my mind.

Funny, a similar thing happened when I called your mom.

 

[Sneedmiser]

Bob must be in the afterlife now thinking "why didn't I wear that condom?"

He laid the troll, now he pays the toll.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I think it's time to close registrations again.

 

[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

Overcharge in this context means that the prosecutor would bring additional indictments (such as charging a defendant for kidnapping, assault with a deadly weapon, and robbery, when in reality the prosecutor will just try to plead down to robbery).

Oooh THAT overcharge
Sorry I'm too Jewish, immediately thought of money

Here's the thing, if Chris refused categorically to take any deal about real charges despite admitting incest in letters and in public (kinda), thinking he'll get out of it any moment now, why would he be worried about charges that aren't even real, I think he'd just brush them off thinking "they don't have proof" and keep writing gay fucking letters about being Jesus

 

[TestTubePuppy]

I had predicted Chris would take a plea deal. I forgot that Chris has absolutely no one on the outside to give him advice any more. Barb could convince him to take the fall for her in the past, but she is out of the picture. The relatives who are taking care of her want nothing to do with Chris. The weens just tell Chris what he wants to hear. From here on out, Chris is at the wheel of his own destiny, and we all know how well that is going to turn out.

 

[LikeAStone]

Let the Lethal Injectionchu Arc begin

 

[My Name is Mud]

Guys, I think I get it now. Chris is refusing a deal, he's going to be tried, he's turning the other cheek and he's accepting his crown of thorns. It's all part of his plan...

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I had predicted Chris would take a plea deal. I forgot that Chris has absolutely no one on the outside to give him advice any more. Barb could convince him to take the fall for her in the past, but she is out of the picture. The relatives who are taking care of her want nothing to do with Chris. The weens just tell Chris what he wants to hear. From here on out, Chris is at the wheel of his own destiny, and we all know how well that is going to turn out.

That wheel is going to break down and rot.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

And this, children, is why you don't besmirch the name of God.

Christ was wrongly crucified by the Bloody Romans (what have they ever done for us?), and Neo-Christ Chan (Praise Be Unto Her) is wrongly punished by the Commonwealth of Virginia. History repeats.

 

[No_one]

So, does that mean Sockness, Janke, Null and all other christorical figures could be called as witnesses? And the defence or prosecution could cite the CWCwiki and the Farms?

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Even Heilberg couldn't save Chris. Well this should certainly be a black mark on his otherwise professional law career.

 

[️ronic]

Guys, I think I get it now. Chris is refusing a deal, he's going to be tried, he's turning the other cheek and he's accepting his crown of thorns. It's all part of his plan...

And on the third day.... he shat himself and did nothing.

 

[Nestor Makhno]

Christ was wrongly crucified by the Bloody Romans (what have they ever done for us?), and Neo-Christ Chan (Praise Be Unto Her) is wrongly punished by the Commonwealth of Virginia. History repeats.

Virginia is the true successor to Rome.

 

[LazloChalos]

What is the research abilities of a grand jury? I remember something about them being able to do a lot more than regular juries.