Grand Jury speculation thread

[AnOminous]

I just called.

The clerk sucked my dick. I tried to remember what she said about Chris but the blowjob was so awesome it just slipped my mind.

 

[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

Many prosecutors will over charge to get plea deals,

I thought the attorney was working as a public defendant or whatever, with fixed rates

Idk in the end Chris is Chris and who knows what happened in closed doors, maybe the letters mention a plea deal somewhere?

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

Currently trying to look up conviction rates in Virginia grand juries.

They cannot convict, they can indict at which point the actual trial would begin. The success rate for prosecutors trying to get indictments is extremely high though

 

[RodgerDodger]

Where's the fun in that?

I want to hear an elderly Jew trying to defend Chris while larping as Johnnie Cochran.

This last season of Matlock is way weirder than I remembered it.

 

[ChonkyNeko]

I called and got proof for you fellow Kiwis

https://www.dropbox.com/s/593p8d02rvx6xra/Chris%20Chan%20Proof.mp3?dl=0

Better late than never.
Yeah, Chris is FUCKED. Like, "this is the worst possible outcome for him" fucked.
Never thought the tale of a 40-year-old autistic troon manchild and creator of electric hedgehogs would end like this. This is most likely the Beginning of the End for Chris-Chan.

 

[LikeAStone]

“The prosecution would like to call to the stand… *checks notes* Joshua Moon.”

 

[King Metalia]

I called and got proof for you fellow Kiwis

https://www.dropbox.com/s/593p8d02rvx6xra/Chris%20Chan%20Proof.mp3?dl=0

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

(assuming this isn't a clever fake)

Seems authentic to me but I'm not holding my breath. Awaiting official government records.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Grand Jury.

I definitely didn't think that was coming.

Just goes to show: when you think that it's completely played out, Christory will throw you another curve ball.

 

[Mason Verger]

The prosecutor and defense can work out more plea deals after one is rejected. But each time a defendant balks - especially if he has already agreed to one - the deals will usually get worse and worse or the prosecutor will eventually refuse to negotiate all together. If all this is true, and Chris did in fact reject a plea deal, he wouldn't be the first defendant to get screwed by doing so.

And really, given the years of accumulated evidence in addition to him openly amping up the crazy claims of godhood, what’s more likely? That Chris clammed up, respected the process and worked with his council for the minimal punishment OR that he acted like an entitled toddler that never suffered that never suffered the consequences of his actions before.

 

[Nicest Person on a Honda]

Currently trying to look up conviction rates in Virginia grand juries.

They are going to be damn near 100%. Grand juries are basically rubber stamps.
A grand jury is just determining if there is enough evidence to go to trial, in a grand jury you have no right to cross examine witnesses, no right to a lawyer, not even a right to testify. There is an old joke "A grand jury would indict a ham sandwich"

 

[The Entity]

Now time for the real question.

Is there any chance we will get to see the trial?

 

[Jack Awful]

Anyone know if the jury trial is right now or is it rescheduled for later?

 

[Norman B. Normal]

It's starting.

 

[Aramis]

He's so fucked.

 

[3-2-1836]

They cannot convict, they can indict at which point the actual trial would begin. The success rate for prosecutors trying to get indictments is extremely high though

Not nessecarily you can have 50,000 more continuances.

Once he's indicted on a felony everything becomes open records and hearings open to public

 

[TheRealMcCoy]

Jesus... imagine getting paid peauts while serving jury duty for fucking Chris Chan.

 

[Nicest Person on a Honda]

I thought the attorney was working as a public defendant or whatever, with fixed rates

Overcharge in this context means that the prosecutor would bring additional indictments (such as charging a defendant for kidnapping, assault with a deadly weapon, and robbery, when in reality the prosecutor will just try to plead down to robbery). Chris' lawyers payment structure is not a factor in this.

 

[Ophelia]

All he had to do was not fuck Barb

All he had to do was not tell anyone he fucked Barb

All he had to do was take a goddamn plea deal

Happy 100 Pages

 

[True Gunt Radio]

I called and got proof for you fellow Kiwis

https://www.dropbox.com/s/593p8d02rvx6xra/Chris%20Chan%20Proof.mp3?dl=0

Thanks for confirming it