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Let's see how long Chris's troon enablers bother with him when he goes to prison and they can't do their gay sonichu base paywall site.
Right now i have no fucking idea what's going on at this point.
Personally, I am enjoying the chaos before we learn of his fate. It's always a rollercoaster with Chris.
Если ты это читаешь, то ты пидор
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You might wish this is true, but it's not. Trans women (pre-op) go to female prisons all the time.
You might wish this is not true, but men who chop their ducks and call themselves Mary are still males
MARIO PLEASE!
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I just called, they told me that they we're no strangers to love.
I told them They knew the rules and so did I.
Satan’s Enemy
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You might wish this is true, but it's not. Trans women (pre-op) go to female prisons all the time.
Not in rural Virginia
Where you goin', city boy?
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I just called
There was a gunshot followed by a lot of people screaming "Oh my God! She's shot herself!"
I just called and I can confirm this. I also heard people screaming that an armed gunman named Sam Hydechu just entered the building wearing a pickle costume and started shooting people.
Autobot Leader & Resident KF Transformers Expert
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Personally, I am enjoying the chaos before we learn of his fate. It's always a rollercoaster with Chris.
Much more entertaining than just 'continuance', that's for sure.
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I just called.
She said if any more weens call in, she'll execute Chris, herself.
Nothing happened on April 13, 2018
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You might wish this is true, but it's not. Trans women (pre-op) go to female prisons all the time.
could be different depending on the jail/prison then.
Power level but after working as a CO for a bit we went off whatever genitals you possessed. Used to have a lot of guys try to claim female for obvious reasons
Aqua Teenatic Jerkop
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This is the same guy who ran circles around his car because it didn't work.
To be exact, 'the same guy who waddled irritably around his car because it didn't work.'
To be fair, jails don’t give a shit what you identify as. Whatever genitals you have is what gender you will be assigned as
Not in every state. CA even puts pre-op troons in with real women.
I just called, and the clerk was a dickhead. He screamed to me "WHAT A SICK JOKE!", started rambling on about some guy called "Slippin' Jimmy ", and how he "wasn't crazy". I guess CWCitius is real innit
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They told me this was all Null's fault so they found him guilty and let Chris go. Ethan Ralph wins again.
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It's been a long time since Chirs has gotten me this excited....wait that came out wrong.
Any road will take you there.
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I just called and I can confirm this. I also heard people screaming that an armed gunman named Sam Hydechu just entered the building wearing a pickle costume and started shooting people.
He can't keep getting away with it!
Nothing happened on April 13, 2018
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Not in every state. CA even puts pre-op troons in with real women.
It’s California so I am truly not surprised
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You might wish this is true, but it's not. Trans women (pre-op) go to female prisons all the time.
Haven't we been over this already
Genitals is what matters in VA
Also yeah we know about the male thrown in female jail committing mass rape no need to remind us
I just called. Clerk said this joke is stale
i just called
ordered a large plain pizza with pepperoni
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Ok the the Clerk just called me and said I was a faggot then just hung up. Shit is getting crazy now folks.
Well was she wrong?
You might wish this is true, but it's not. Trans women (pre-op) go to female prisons all the time.
Not in Virginia they don't. Surprisingly Virginia laws are very very clear about that.
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