Grand Jury speculation thread

[AnOminous]

I just called.

Chris met Barb right out of the courthouse and they immediately started fucking on the courthouse lawn and both got arrested again.

 

[Nestor Makhno]

CNN reported a man just turned into a blue rat and flew out of a courtroom in Virginia. They said it sighed and shit itself while doing so. Think this might be related?

NORAD is scrambling jets as we speak

 

[ResignedCustodes]

The suspense is too much, I can't keep refreshing the thread. Gonna get some beers and come back in a few hours

Godspeed, Kiwis

 

[Chester Rigby]

Either way the fun is about to begin.

Anakin Skywalker didn't end well after saying that.

 

[WolfKiller]

I think everyone will have satisfactory proof once Chris' case is moved from JD&R and it becomes visible on the Virginia court system's website. Right now, it's just a few hours after the hearing.

 

[8008135]

FFS, isn't there any up-to-date online record we can just check?

VINElink updates fairly quickly, but only gives current custody status.

 

[Ass Johnson]

The talk of a grand jury is gaining steam on Twitter now as well. But mostly citing this thread and the subreddit.

If this is bullshit, it's good quality.

 

[Coomfucius]

apolgy for bad english

where were u wen grand jry

i was at house eating pickle when phone ring

"grand jry"

"no"

 

[My Name is Mud]

Who else F5ing Chris' twitter page desperately hoping he's able to post something?

 

[Mason Verger]

Schrodingers Chris Chan. At this moment he’s both potentially kicking and screaming with a spitguard on while he looks down the pipe at some real prison time as a certified rapist.. or he’s home already wrist deep in that crusty old Barb snatch.

 

[AnOminous]

The suspense is too much, I can't keep refreshing the thread. Gonna get some beers and come back in a few hours

Godspeed, Kiwis

I just called.

99 red balloons flew by.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

So Wolfkiller posted on reddit first before posting here.

Yeah, with all the people watching this topic across several sites, it's a little suspicious that the only two references happen to be within 2 minutes of each other.

To any legal Kiwis, does getting this information from the purported source even make any sense? I would have guessed that they'd give an answer a little like when Chris went to the hospital: "he's outside of our system now but we don't specify exactly to where"

Edit: my apologies to Wolfkiller, what a scoop!

 

[LargeChoonger]

I wanna call but I also don't want to contribute to ruining a clerk's day

 

[ScaliasGhost]

Let's say this moves forward to a grand jury. Heilberg's only job was to convince the judge to let Chris off (as usual). I don't know if his magic can work in a grand jury with a client like Chris.

In most states a grand jury is just the prosecutor presenting whatever evidence he wants to the jury. Even evidence that might be inadmissible. The goal is just to see if there is a possibility the state can prove it's case in a trial. The defendant isn't even there and no defense is put on. Hence the saying "you can get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich."

Edit* to clarify, in some states a defendant or defense attorney may be present, it depends, but they would basically just be there to watch.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

VINElink updates fairly quickly, but only gives current custody status.

That's got to sting for Chris.

 

[3-2-1836]

Unless the police found the used condoms in a search? Didn't they search Chris' car and 14BC?

Wouldn't him flushing them with fanta destroy the evidence?

Yeah, with all the people watching this topic across several sites, it's a little suspicious that the only two references happen to be within 2 minutes of each other.

To any legal Kiwis, does getting this information from the purported source even make any sense? I would have guessed that they'd give an answer a little like when Chris went to the hospital: "he's outside of our system now but we don't specify exactly to where"

It's public info, they don't have to tell the defendant they're going to grand jury but they can't hide it either, they simply haven't entered it into the system yet.

 

[A Grey Cat]

But who was phone?

The man behind the slaughter

 

[Optimus Prime]

Just for the sake of entertaining the notion an entire lifetime of tard teflon karma is paying out the most extreme game of kick the autistic of all time...how on Earth could Chris's case end up in front of a grand jury?

I mean, I have no legal expertise but I was under the impression the only possible moves that could have been made were either to force Chris to make a plea deal as guilty, or do a hail mary and go for insanity? Seems to me this would have been an open and shut deal.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

The talk of a grand jury is gaining steam on Twitter now as well.

I'm seeing "Being released from jail" and "5 years probation" mixed in there as well. I trust nothing at this point until I see something from Chris's twitter account or the VA Gov't site.

 

[️ronic]

I just called.

Chris actually picked up the phone and screamed "JULAAAAAAAAAAY!".