Grand Jury speculation thread

[AnOminous]

I just called.

And they told me I was fat.

That's some bullshit, they don't know that, and even my own scale is broken. For reasons that don't involve me being fat. Fuck you.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

i called again and Chris is going before a Grand Jury.

Good enough for me - Slaweel always knew that kid was no god damn good.

 

[King Metalia]

I just called. The man on trial is not Christine Weston Chandler.
The one on trial is Ian Brandon Anderson.

 

[brahsparagus]

>Source: Just trust me bro
Yeah, ok there.

I have it on good authority that his uncle works for ChrisChan/Sonichu Productions.

 

[GumballFapper]

Also, apparently reddit is also saying it's going to grand jury. In all seriousness it's anybody's guess right now.

The reddit post predates Wolfkiller's testimony by 2 minutes

Reddit post: 17:54:30 UTC
Wolfkiller's post: 17:56 UTC

Please be true please be true

 

[axeltrite]

But who was phone?

 

[Ass Johnson]

The reddit post predates Wolfkiller's testimony by 2 minutes

Reddit post: 17:54:30 UTC
Wolfkiller's post: 17:56 UTC

Please be true please be true

RIP Chris

 

[Tammy Sawyer]

Honestly, until we get proof from the state website or a recording, I'm going to assume he's let out

 

[My Name is Mud]

FFS, isn't there any up-to-date online record we can just check?

 

[AnOminous]

I just called. The man on trial is not Christine Weston Chandler.
The one on trial is Ian Brandon Anderson.

It's a fair cop, but society is to blame.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

big magnum if true

 

[FamicomGorby]

FFS, isn't there any up-to-date online record we can just check?

It's a podunk court in the middle of fuck nowhere Virginia, what the hell ya want?

 

[ChrisIsGay]

The reddit post predates Wolfkiller's testimony by 2 minutes

Reddit post: 17:54:30 UTC
Wolfkiller's post: 17:56 UTC

Please be true please be true

So Wolfkiller posted on reddit first before posting here.

 

[AnOminous]

But who was phone?

I tried to believe this, but then a skeleton popped out

 

[GwynLordOfDrip]

People really out here putting full trust in a Kiwi comment and Reddit

 

[King Metalia]

Honestly, until we get proof from the state website or a recording, I'm going to assume he's let out

Either way the fun is about to begin.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Let's say this moves forward to a grand jury. Heilberg's only job was to convince the judge to let Chris off (as usual). I don't know if his magic can work in a grand jury with a client like Chris.

 

[️ronic]

Accidental biohazard? Or chemical warfare?

Don't know, but she said tha the judge was so appalled by the stench that they're publicly executing him outside the court house right now.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

The reddit post predates Wolfkiller's testimony by 2 minutes

Reddit post: 17:54:30 UTC
Wolfkiller's post: 17:56 UTC

Please be true please be true

Reddit guy says he called "an hour ago." So I guess he just sat on the information for an hour while every ween in the world has been trying to get through to the courthouse. No rush, right?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

CNN reported a man just turned into a blue rat and flew out of a courtroom in Virginia. They said it sighed and shit itself while doing so. Think this might be related?