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What will the next legal development be?

  • Grand Jury declares Chris fit for trial

    Votes: 458 30.3%

  • Grand Jury declares Chris a brokebrain and unfit for trial

    Votes: 203 13.4%

  • CONTINUANCE!

    Votes: 220 14.6%

  • Plea deal

    Votes: 122 8.1%

  • The US collapses, Chris escapes from jail and becomes a cult-leader

    Votes: 208 13.8%

  • The Merge occurs

    Votes: 301 19.9%
  • Total voters
    1,512
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Mason Verger said:
His phone service is likely cancelled, so that’s a whole thing.
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that's why I said wifi, if you have no service you can still use a smartphone to tap into public wifi like what they have at mcdonalds.
Mason Verger said:
And who’s to say he even has his phone? It was probably left sitting on a motel nightstand when he got arrested. Chris has whatever he had on him during intake.
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They searched his handbag when they busted him. Plus a tech junkie like chris wouldn't leave his hideout without a phone I'm sure they added it to the contraband they'll have to give back when they they do eventually release him. Speaking of imagine being the Corrections officer who has to list off all the things you return to chris after having to look up what the hell a"djpone3" Custom pin off esty was.
 
I just called.

They released Chris with a giant box of Magnum condoms for his enormous dick and told him he can fuck Barb all he wants.
Optimus Prime said:
Can we get a mod to verify this?
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Probably not, nool doesn't seem to be woke enough to have a retard employment policy, so while all our mods may be trannies, they aren't literally retarded enough to verify utter bullshit.
 
Also, apparently reddit is also saying it's going to grand jury. In all seriousness it's anybody's guess right now.
 
Damn it WolfKiller you've doomed us all to pages of 'I just called' jokes.

Of course Reddit are saying that too, they probably got it from lurking here
 
WolfKiller said:
I just called.

It's going before a grand jury.
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Oh god, here we go
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Ass Johnson said:
Also, apparently reddit is saying it's also going to grand jury. In all seriousness it's anybody's guess right now.
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Could it just be some frustrated guy answering phones saying this thinking it will stop people from calling? Not sure how likely it is but it seems more likely than it going to a grand jury.
 
Ass Johnson said:
Also, apparently reddit is saying it's also going to grand jury. In all seriousness it's anybody's guess right now.
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There are at least a few redditors reading this thread waiting for any ounce of information to surface so that they can be the one who “broke the story” to the general public.
 
How am I supposed to enjoy my tendies during my lunch hour when there's no confirmation to ANY of this shit?

Anyway I called. Chris said Griffith did nothing wrong.
 
Coomfucius said:
There are at least a few redditors reading this thread waiting for any ounce of information to surface so that they can be the one who “broke the story” to the general public.
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trapped in a cycle of "saw it on the other site"
 
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