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What will the next legal development be?

  • Grand Jury declares Chris fit for trial

    Votes: 458 30.3%

  • Grand Jury declares Chris a brokebrain and unfit for trial

    Votes: 203 13.4%

  • CONTINUANCE!

    Votes: 220 14.6%

  • Plea deal

    Votes: 122 8.1%

  • The US collapses, Chris escapes from jail and becomes a cult-leader

    Votes: 208 13.8%

  • The Merge occurs

    Votes: 301 19.9%
  • Total voters
    1,512
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Chris will be sentenced to medical castration, drawing and quartering, and whatever is left will be dropped into Mount Fuji. The ownership of Sonichu will be turned over to a coalition of leaders from all the major religions to cleanse it's blasphemy from the Earth.
 
For people with a better understanding of the legal system than me, wouldn't six months in a county lock up be considered as time served at this point?
 
Hexbox said:
I'm thinking that's likely, but what would the aftermath be? Surely he wouldn't be allowed back at 14BC to shit himself and do nothing, right? RIGHT?! :O
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I could be wrong about this, but didn’t some family come to help Barb out? I thought they were clearing out the house and taking Barb somewhere. Wasn’t that what that whole thing was about when Chris couldn’t get ahold of her and kept asking people to call in wellness checks?

If I’m correct, that would probably mean a Chris has no where to go…
 
Princesswhistlewhacker said:
I could be wrong about this, but didn’t some family come to help Barb out? I thought they were clearing out the house and taking Barb somewhere. Wasn’t that what that whole thing was about when Chris couldn’t get ahold of her and kept asking people to call in wellness checks?

If I’m correct, that would probably mean a Chris has no where to go…
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I’ve read in several places where people are saying that Barb is being helped by relatives and they have control of her finances but can’t find the source.
 
Princesswhistlewhacker said:
I could be wrong about this, but didn’t some family come to help Barb out? I thought they were clearing out the house and taking Barb somewhere. Wasn’t that what that whole thing was about when Chris couldn’t get ahold of her and kept asking people to call in wellness checks?

If I’m correct, that would probably mean a Chris has no where to go…
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Honestly, since he has been deemed mentally disabled if he doesn't go to jail or a hospital, or just gets a slap on the wrist he will probably be appointed a case worker, and be put into a tard home, where he is free to rape other tards!

But with that I highly doubt they would let him have free and open access to the internet or if they did it would be short lived and he would be assigned a gubbermimt wrangler
 
Live from Virginia:
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Pointless Sperg said:
There are no court transcripts, it's family court.

EDIT: I should clarify. It's not a "court of record", meaning they don't transcribe every word said. Instead they just record basic facts written in the decisions, file any pertinent evidence, etc.

Also since it's family court, it cannot be audio/video recorded, so you can't get a transcript that way either.
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I guess I'll have to wait for the merge. =(
 
I really hope something comes of this! I’ve honestly lost interest in Chris after he got arrested. The letters are pretty lame. Haven’t even bothered on this subforum in probably months now.
 
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