Goyslop confessional thread. - The first step of recovery is to admit you have a problem.

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You guys don't like a Big Mac and fries?

Sheesh! You don't have to have one every month. It's a junk food treat! I really wish there was a Burger King nearby, but that will never happen.

Always wanted to try Chick-fil-a.

deermeat said:
Why are energy drinks so addicting?
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They're designed by the same people that made Doritos and cigarettes. So probably the MSG, the nicotine and the caffeine.
 
Dammit Mandrake! said:
Always wanted to try Chick-fil-a.
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It's delicious. Also Shake Shack, by far the best junk food I ate in the US, or anywhere else, for that matter.
When Americans talk about goyslop, they mean it. Their food is TRASH. To get an idea, take any junk food-like substance, burger, pizza, fries, whatever, remove literally all flavor, except oil and salt. Voilà, you have the American fast-food experience in a nutshell.
As for soda in a San Franciscan McDonald's, here's the recipe: take a dead rat, dissolve it in acid, pour it into water, add coloring, copious amounts of high-fructose corn syrup, and some bubbles. Change the acid-rat juice coloring according to the brand the customer chooses, and voilà, you have the American diabeetus experience in a nutshell.
No wonder they all have multiple health problems and a giga-obesity problem. The shit they call food is a crime against the entire human race.
 
Mad_Dog said:
It's delicious. Also Shake Shack, by far the best junk food I ate in the US, or anywhere else, for that matter.
When Americans talk about goyslop, they mean it. Their food is TRASH. To get an idea, take any junk food-like substance, burger, pizza, fries, whatever, remove literally all flavor, except oil and salt. Voilà, you have the American fast-food experience in a nutshell.
As for soda in a San Franciscan McDonald's, here's the recipe: take a dead rat, dissolve it in acid, pour it into water, add coloring, copious amounts of high-fructose corn syrup, and some bubbles. Change the acid-rat juice coloring according to the brand the customer chooses, and voilà, you have the American diabeetus experience in a nutshell.
No wonder they all have multiple health problems and a giga-obesity problem. The shit they call food is a crime against the entire human race.
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When is arbys coming to Australia, I want the meats....
 
There was this 1 time where Hungry Howie's literally glitched out somehow and I was able to spam a coupon code to buy pizzas for literally a penny each. They patched it a few days after I exploited the trick, but I got like 10 pizzas from it. All large customs too btw.
 
umseriously said:
glitched out somehow
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Had this with our Mcdonalds, except it was their bonus point programm. I received gift points from somewhere, you exchange them for items, that remain in the app till bought, and these points were to disappeae if not exchangef. I kept getting errors after exchange, and getting BOTH item and intact gift points. Once I figured it out, I got some pricey stuff.
 
One of my guilty pleasures is coffee-flavored sugar slop. This is objectively not coffee, some of these are probably 120% sugar because Starbucks altered the laws of mass itself to add more sugar.
I'll have either a doubleshot energy or the espresso and cream once a month at most, partly for sugar reasons and partly because they make me vibrate to the point that I'm worried my atoms will seperate.
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Last Sunday I microwaved a plate of Doritos with shredded cheese on them, then I squeezed sour cream all over them, added pickled jalapeno slices and drizzled packets of taco bell Diablo sauce on them to.
 
MerriedxReldnahc said:
One of my guilty pleasures is coffee-flavored sugar slop. This is objectively not coffee, some of these are probably 120% sugar because Starbucks altered the laws of mass itself to add more sugar.
I'll have either a doubleshot energy or the espresso and cream once a month at most, partly for sugar reasons and partly because they make me vibrate to the point that I'm worried my atoms will seperate.
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I found one of these that was Snickers flavored, and while on paper that sounds revolting, I am ashamed at how much I enjoy it.
 
I don’t even typically like goyslop but there is nothing on earth that tastes as good as the chicken Quesadilla from Taco Bell. I feel like it’s got the food equivalent of that parasite cats give you so they can mind control you. Doesn’t make me feel rough like after eating from any other fast food place either. I can definitely make a better one at home but the amount of evil chemicals in it give a unique taste.
 
Yesterday I was feeling lazy, so I decided on some proper goyslop for dinner.

I cooked a box of great value thick and creamy mac n cheese, and heated up a can of great value hot dog chili, and fried up two Vienna beef hotdogs in a skillet.

Sliced up the hotdogs and dumped them and the chili sauce into the pot of mac n cheese after it was done cooking.

Chili dog mac n cheese. It hit the spot. No ragrets.
 
W00K #17 said:
Last Sunday I microwaved a plate of Doritos with shredded cheese on them, then I squeezed sour cream all over them, added pickled jalapeno slices and drizzled packets of taco bell Diablo sauce on them to.
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poverty nachos are a lifesaver at times
 
Wuhan Wet Market said:
I am hopelessly addicted to energy drinks. Especially 0 sugar monster energy. Also 0 calories soda. And maxim gold.
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Guilty as charged. What's your flavor of choice? Every week I'm buying a 12pack of those sugar free peach or SF original flavor ones. And then a couple cans more when I'm driving. I love that shit ngl
Other than that I cook every meal at home. Quality ingredients and all that
 
Wuhan Wet Market said:
I am hopelessly addicted to energy drinks. Especially 0 sugar monster energy. Also 0 calories soda. And maxim gold.
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I don't like to drink calories. So I drink a lot of these. I've tried to cut back. Right now I'm really into the cherry cola Celsius.
 
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