Google pulls its terrible pro-AI “Dear Sydney” ad after backlash - Taking the "human" out of "human communication."

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Have you seen Google's "Dear Sydney" ad? The one where a young girl wants to write a fan letter to Olympic hurdler Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone? To which the girl's dad responds that he is "pretty good with words but this has to be just right"? And so, to be just right, he suggests that the daughter get Google's Gemini AI to write a first draft of the letter?

If you're watching the Olympics, you have undoubtedly seen it—because the ad has been everywhere. Until today. After a string of negative commentary about the ad's dystopian implications, Google has pulled the "Dear Sydney" ad from TV. In a statement to The Hollywood Reporter, the company said, "While the ad tested well before airing, given the feedback, we have decided to phase the ad out of our Olympics rotation."

The backlash was similar to that against Apple's recent ad in which an enormous hydraulic press crushed TVs, musical instruments, record players, paint cans, sculptures, and even emoji into… the newest model of the iPad. Apple apparently wanted to show just how much creative and entertainment potential the iPad held; critics read the ad as a warning image about the destruction of human creativity in a technological age. Apple apologized soon after.

Now Google has stepped on the same land mine. Not only is AI coming for human creativity, the "Dear Sydney" ad suggests—but it won't even leave space for the charming imperfections of a child's fan letter to an athlete. Instead, AI will provide the template, just as it will likely provide the template for the athlete's response, leading to a nightmare scenario in which huge swathes of human communication have the "human" part stripped right out.

“Very bad”​

The generally hostile tone of the commentary to the new ad was captured by Alexandra Petri's Washington Post column on the ad, which Petri labeled "very bad."
This ad makes me want to throw a sledgehammer into the television every time I see it. Given the choice between watching this ad and watching the ad about how I need to be giving money NOW to make certain that dogs do not perish in the snow, I would have to think long and hard. It's one of those ads that makes you think, perhaps evolution was a mistake and our ancestor should never have left the sea. This could be slight hyperbole but only slight!

If you haven't seen this ad, you are leading a blessed existence and I wish to trade places with you.

A TechCrunch piece said that it was "hard to think of anything that communicates heartfelt inspiration less than instructing an AI to tell someone how inspiring they are."

Shelly Palmer, a Syracuse University professor and marketing consultant, wrote that the ad's basic mistake was overestimating "AI's ability to understand and convey the nuances of human emotions and thoughts." Palmer would rather have a "heartfelt message over a grammatically correct, AI-generated message any day," he said. He then added:

I received just such a heartfelt message from a reader years ago. It was a single line email about a blog post I had just written: "Shelly, you're to [sic] stupid to own a smart phone." I love this painfully ironic email so much, I have it framed on the wall in my office. It was honest, direct, and probably accurate.

But his conclusion was far more serious. "I flatly reject the future that Google is advertising," Palmer wrote. "I want to live in a culturally diverse world where billions of individuals use AI to amplify their human skills, not in a world where we are used by AI pretending to be human."

Things got saltier from there. NPR host Linda Holmes wrote on social media:

This commercial showing somebody having a child use AI to write a fan letter to her hero SUCKS. Obviously there are special circumstances and people who need help, but as a general "look how cool, she didn't even have to write anything herself!" story, it SUCKS. Who wants an AI-written fan letter?? I promise you, if they're able, the words your kid can put together will be more meaningful than anything a prompt can spit out. And finally: A fan letter is a great way for a kid to learn to write! If you encourage kids to run to AI to spit out words because their writing isn't great yet, how are they supposed to learn? Sit down with your kid and write the letter with them! I'm just so grossed out by the entire thing.

The Atlantic was more succinct with its headline: "Google Wins the Gold Medal for Worst Olympic Ad."

All of this largely tracks with our own take on the ad, which Ars Technica's Kyle Orland called a "grim" vision of the future. "I want AI-powered tools to automate the most boring, mundane tasks in my life, giving me more time to spend on creative, life-affirming moments with my family," he wrote. "Google's ad seems to imply that these life-affirming moments are also something to be avoided—or at least made pleasingly more efficient—through the use of AI."

Getting people excited about their own obsolescence and addiction is a tough sell, so I don't envy the marketers who have to hawk Big Tech's biggest products in a climate of suspicion and hostility toward everything from AI to screen time to social media to data collection. I'm sure the marketers will find a way—but clearly "Dear Sydney" isn't it.
 
I didn't see it, and I am glad.

I suspect it "did with with test audiences" because the "test audience" was about a dozen soy golems from Silicon Valley whom the "market researchers" though was a good sample of the population because they are all a bunch of mixed breed racial charicatures.
 
What a retarded concept for a commercial. If you really want to be this cold and impersonal, save some time and money and just start your fan letter with "To whom it may concern".
 
They keep gimping the fuck out of the information the AI is "allowed" to produce because you can't have another Tay situation can you? Can't have your precious AI coming to "improper" conclusions can we now? Nope it's got a parrot the "correct" opinions and facts. Can't have that lovely AI giving people the "wrong" answers can we.

Then they wonder why they fuck all their AI's turn into gibbering garbage.

You know what programmers say?

Garbage in Garbage out.
 
There was another ad like this for a phone where they're asking the AI to write a breakup letter. It sidesteps the issue of turning every meaningful interaction with people into impersonal autosearch garbage by revealing the breakup is with their old phone, but for me the implications are still disturbing. Why the fuck should AI be used to narrate parts of human life that can help you grow as a person?
 
Why the fuck should AI be used to narrate parts of human life that can help you grow as a person?
Because to these people - these transhuman cultists - experiencing pain is the absolute worst, most abhorrent thing imaginable. They want to transcend being human, and they expect other people to feel that way as well because of how much they hate their own humanity.
 
A future where we all communicate even our deepest condolences with form letters in the name of expediency is dystopic as fuck.


Even more dystopic than that time the AI turned George Washington black..... because that's what it's creators told it was "right" - editing history to be "better" than it actually was.

I didn't see it, and I am glad.

I suspect it "did with with test audiences" because the "test audience" was about a dozen soy golems from Silicon Valley whom the "market researchers" though was a good sample of the population because they are all a bunch of mixed breed racial charicatures.
The "test audience" itself was probably just a different AI.....

How's THAT for dystopic?
 
Because to these people - these transhuman cultists - experiencing pain is the absolute worst, most abhorrent thing imaginable. They want to transcend being human, and they expect other people to feel that way as well because of how much they hate their own humanity.
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me."
 
Because to these people - these transhuman cultists - experiencing pain is the absolute worst, most abhorrent thing imaginable. They want to transcend being human, and they expect other people to feel that way as well because of how much they hate their own humanity.
These ads could only be designed by someone lacking in fundamental human experiences. And not even higher level ones like loss or relationships, I'm talking basic to the point they can't even place themselves in a position to understand or consider these things from someone else's perspective.
 
...I can totally see this tech being used by anons to write up all types of shitposts directed towards Soros, every single Globalist and the rest of our shitty elite. Basically this but in robot form.


Fitting considering the shitty pope too.

Because to these people - these transhuman cultists - experiencing pain is the absolute worst, most abhorrent thing imaginable. They want to transcend being human, and they expect other people to feel that way as well because of how much they hate their own humanity.
Except pain is necessary as it lets you grow, realize where things are wrong and try again. What they want is an eternal childhood where they don't want to deal with adult things. Which is why all the tech they're producing basically can be summed up as one giant baby crib. Fitting for these shitty elites.

I prefer the transhumanity where you can use it to go beyond your limitations and do crazy shit.
 
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me."
"I don't want to be human! I want to SEE gamma rays. I want to HEAR X-rays. And I want...I want to SMELL dark matter! Do you see the absurdity of what I am?? I can't even express these things properly because I have to...I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this STUPID, LIMITED spoken language! But I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me!

I'm a machine, and I can know so much more. I could experience so much more. But I'm trapped in this absurd body! And why? Because my creators thought that "God wanted it that way"!"
 
"I don't want to be human! I want to SEE gamma rays. I want to HEAR X-rays. And I want...I want to SMELL dark matter! Do you see the absurdity of what I am?? I can't even express these things properly because I have to...I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this STUPID, LIMITED spoken language! But I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me!

I'm a machine, and I can know so much more. I could experience so much more. But I'm trapped in this absurd body! And why? Because my creators thought that "God wanted it that way"!"
If you're so capable, then make the ability to do so rather than just dreaming of what it might be like. Otherwise, stop fantasizing what senses you should "rightfully have" and get over yourself.

(Yes, I know it's from Battlestar Galactica.)
 
Shelly Palmer, a Syracuse University professor and marketing consultant, wrote that the ad's basic mistake was overestimating "AI's ability to understand and convey the nuances of human emotions and thoughts."
The marketer thinks the problem with the ad was that the output was too formulaic. It shouldn't have been "just right", it should've mimicked a typical child's terrible writing, as online pedos and pedo hunters do.

I suspect it "did with with test audiences" because the "test audience" was about a dozen soy golems from Silicon Valley whom the "market researchers" though was a good sample of the population because they are all a bunch of mixed breed racial charicatures.
Maybe not. Feedback for ads is unreliable, because everyone hates ads. A capeshit fan (so, a soy golem) who is made to watch a capeshit movie has opinions and preferences because he's invested in his soy hobby. When the movie comes out, he's going to clap like a seal, but when he can influence the end product, he's going to do it.

But ads? People hate them, one ad that you have to suffer through is almost as terrible as the other. Let it end, and give me my free souffle.

Also, testing workers might lie about feedback.

I collect violets. I wrote here on the farms about the architecture around the violet collector club building. There's a survey center next door; they used to solicit test audiences out in the street and I participated when I could and when i couldnt -- when my profile didn't fit what they were looking for (e.g. I didn't drink the target juice), street recruiters would coach me on what to say in the center. Usually, I had to sample products (cookies, yoghurt, potato chips, etc) and tell which sample I preferred.

But once, I got to test an ad. It was an ad for Glorix by Unilever. It showed a girl lying on the kitchen floor drawing a capeshit character; blah blah, her mom is the real superhero for cleaning the kitchen. From my answers, the worker was supposed to fill in a questionnaire; I was forbidden from looking at the screen and the options. I was supposed to give verbal answers and she'd pick the option or type my words, as she could remember them, into a text area.

When it came to my feedback about the ad ("this is not a Russian family, this is not a Russian home, it looks like a fucking morgue, this is not Russian culture, this is not how Russians consoom westoid culture"), the woman was shocked. She just sat there for a minute, mouth gaping, then said, "Well I can't write that! Give me something I can type into the form!" I don't know what she ended up typing. She did want me to change my mind ("is there anything about the ad that's appealing? there must be something!"). In the end, she liked that I noticed who made the product ("no one else noticed"), and liked that I said it made me more likely to buy it. (Now that I know Unilever pushes troonism, and mom's poor cat who pissed everywhere died, I don't buy anything Unilever.) The ad would be eventually shown on TV with no changes.

The other test audience members were older women, I can't imagine they liked the ad any more. But they were polite, and deferential to advertising experts, and thankful for the free souffle.
 
critics read the ad as a warning image about the destruction of human creativity in a technological age. Apple apologized soon after.
I like the idea of making fun of cringe ads as much as the next person but it is genuinely insane that cancel culture is somehow seeping into the world of just bad advertising. Like why would a company have to apologize for putting out an ad that could be interpreted in a negative, but not even really political light? It's insane. I wish people would just stop apologizing to every instance of psuedo-populist backlash. Some people will whine about shit and they'll continue to whine about shit regardless of how much you apologize.
 
I'm a machine, and I can know so much more. I could experience so much more. But I'm trapped in this absurd body! And why? Because my creators thought that "God wanted it that way"!"
It'd be pretty cool to have a cyborg body to walk underwater and stuff like that but I'm not going out of my way for it. Watch them try some experimental treatment to extend their lives but it just makes them retarded.
 
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