Business Google just dropped this Christmas ad - Faggot with an ankle monitor

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Brace yourself for this one.



Seriously, is that supposed to make us want to use Google?

A crossdressing girly man shopping for skin care products to look his best at various gay soirees is the secret weapon that's going to make me use a search engine??

My favorite comment:
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I think I'll avoid Google even more now, thanks!​


I did not write this article, NTB writers are just shit.
 
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This would've been seen as parody 15 years ago. Give the idea that if a mismatched wacko pedophile can get everything they need from Google, basically anyone can!

Nowadays, we know they're being 100% serious with it.
 
WelperHelper99 said:
You couldn't find ONE tranny that wasn't on some kind of registry and was being tracked by satellites? Fucking really Google :story: :stress: :stress:
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I assumed before I watched it that it was gonna be part of the ad, like "Are you stuck in the house on Christmas? [ankle monitor] With Google Shopping you can have things delivered to you!" but then it was just...not mentioned at all. Wtf?
 
WelperHelper99 said:
You couldn't find ONE tranny that wasn't on some kind of registry and was being tracked by satellites? Fucking really Google :story: :stress: :stress:
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[lisp] Now listen here bigot, we call these special folx "differently supervised"! [/lisp]

It'd be funny though if some /pol/ autist manages to find this creep in a sex offender registry. Several decades ago I would've trusted that megacorporations will filter out sex pests from appearing in their ad campaigns, today I'm not sure anymore.
 
Suddenly i'm reminded of the sex offender shuffle. Probably not what they were trying to go for when they came up with this one
 
sodomy lifestyle said:
It'd be funny though if some /pol/ autist manages to find this creep in a sex offender registry. Several decades ago I would've trusted that megacorporations will filter out sex pests from appearing in their ad campaigns, today I'm not sure anymore.
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I have more questions now. Why did you put the ankle monitor in? Why make the tranny such a gigahon Neanderthal? My noggin is joggin now.
 
Larry David's Opera Cape said:
Word on the street is the "model" is one Cyrus Veyssi. It is a "nonbinary" and its parents come from Iran.
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What's the word on the street about his rap sheet?

I can only hope that everyone involved in the conception, filming, and editing of this commercial did NOT notice the ankle monitor... err, totally GOOG wearable electronics.
 
The Mass Shooter Ron Soye said:
What's the word on the street about his rap sheet?

I can only hope that everyone involved in the conception, filming, and editing of this commercial did NOT notice the ankle monitor... err, totally GOOG wearable electronics.
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He grew up in MA (Boston suburbs) and most recently resided in NYC/Brooklyn, both of which have court records systems that despise my VPN, so I gave up to take a break and have some (non-internet) cookies. If someone else wants to have a go, it's worth a shot.
 
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