Goodbye Volcano High - "The Future of Gaming", The Parody Game of the Beloved Snoot Game Franchise

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Sony: This is the stereotypical tumblr mediocre bullshit story with a dash of edge and furry degeneracy. How is this gonna attract anyone?
KO-OP: Dinosaurs.
 
The ending is probably literally life sucks and then you die except now that everyone's dead you can finally be yourself because ~~~~EVOLUTION~~~~ somehow protected you from meteors. and now you're a bird IRL and can spread ur wings.
 
I don't see how being a bird IRL will protect you from the meteor impact's shockwave.

This is part of the reason I like Persona 3 and 4: yeah, it's set in a school, but the fantastical stuff happens outside the school so you can have some location variety. Both games even include a school trip!
 
M3xus said:
I don't see how being a bird IRL will protect you from the meteor impact's shockwave.
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How extinction is taught in schools is that the meteor was a magic bullet that only killed all the big animals on earth instantly and smaller ones with exterior insulation were the ones able to survive.

Like they don't mention that not all the dinosaurs died at once and some did later evolve into other species. Also Birds/Reverse birds/Opposite Birds existed during the cretacious.

They will incorrectly mention the Ostrich=Gallimimus through. Ancestors to the Ostrich were birds who were able to fly and spread across the world(i.e. Emus). The whole lineage gained the ability of flight and lost it again multiple times over the course of history.
 
I didn't even know it was possible to make something dino-related that's more embarrassing than Theodore Rex!

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It's like Life Is Strange and Night In The Woods wrapped itself into a ball and somehow became worse. Why is Oxenfree the only game that manages to pull this shit off? Oxenfree actually built an atmosphere and the setting made sense as to why things would happen, whereas NITW and this garbage look like they're just cope in videogame form. Yeah high school sucks, cry more. Helps that Oxenfree had a really good soundtrack.
 
CakeCutey said:
I bet someone out there has already drawn porn of one of these characters by now.
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Disc said:
I bet someone drew porn of these characters before the trailer was even released.
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For what i've seen, not really, yeah ok, i'm aware those were rhetorical questions, but it is funny you know, if furries aren't making porn or any significant amount of fanart for that matter, it's means there is no interest, this game has no audience
 
Dave. said:
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GET ON MY FUCKING LEVEL BITCHES!
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I should've posted in a channel that allowed images to be directly uploaded
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The Qbe said:
So the real question here is has anyone found any R34 yet? I have a feeling one of the characters is from someone's OC
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Decided to lurk the discord server *after* getting banned on a throwaway, and there are roles for pronouns, alongside LARPing as a high schooler and the food you eat
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EDIT: only 13 GVH pictures on e6 and within the same timespan the new Lombax has 4+ pages of pictures
8/5/2020 EDIT: only 42 GVH on e6, vs 702 of the new Lombax :story:
 
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Dumpster dived waifu said:
It's baffling that they decided to showcase this during their PS5 gameplay reveal. The game looks like it could run on a fucking PS2. Now a great showcase of how the new console is gonna be closer to PC but still fall short.

Also, plot looks dumb and it's definitely not new
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I was expecting something more spectacular. But the weird theme is right up my alley.

Alto said:
You know, the idea of a fictional story featuring sentient dinosaur characters coming to terms with their impending extinction is actually a really fucking neat idea. Too bad it'll be wasted here on creepy anthro furry shit, alphabet-pandering, and an inevitable shoe-horned message about climate change.
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It really is too bad. Why ruin already unique experiences with virtue signalling garbage aimed at people who won't buy the game anyway?
 
Xarpho said:
Eh, high schools are fine, but the problem is no one makes them architecturally interesting. There's rarely exterior corridors, multiple floors, skywalks, or a mish-mash of various additions that have all been cobbled together. They also rarely explore the politics and culture within high schools: the cult of personality surrounding the football coach, principal, or even other teachers, how deep rivalries run, stories of legends and lore never published. The bullshit policies that even teachers mock. Hating on the student council. Bizarre clubs (like the school valedictorian making a laughter club). How much the school resembles a concentration camp.

Most (almost all) works that involve high schools compress most of the "politics and culture" into hackneyed backdrops, and frankly, I wonder if some of these writers even went to public school at all.
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The Persona series is one of- if not the only- game where it achieves that. You're seen in a different light depending on how well you do in school, the other students you hang out with have their own personalities and backstories, each one being an actual character instead of a stereotype.
They also show how cutthroat and disgusting high school can sometimes be, even at an administration level. Hell, the first dungeon in Persona 5 is a result of
Ann's best friend doing a flip from the school's roof after it was found out that the PE teacher was molesting her while the teacher was never going to be put under the prison because he used to be an Olympic athlete.

But all of that requires creative effort.

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Not very progressive of them.
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Oh look, I was right about the creative effort thing, their characters are all self-inserts. I'm sure they'll be memorable, too.
 
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