🎨 Artcow Gondracorn

[Roger Rabbit]

They were assaulting me prior to the event here.

Oh my. Is there any proof to the events in question?

 

[AnchuentProphecy]

Well I would want to stop this with godly powers, but I don't have any. This is clearly out of my hands at the moment. If the police were half of what they said they were, I could easily shut down this forum for people getting on my facebook page and assaulting me

YES, I AM GONDRACORN

But, I AM NOT BRANDON ? THOMASON

We are not assulting you, we are just discussing you big difference. The police can't do anything about this. You have heard of the first amendment right?

 

[Coster]

They were assaulting me prior to the event here.

You're kind of overstating your importance by calling this an event.

 

[Shokew]

Get outta here an get yourself some help, Gondracorn. Please. Whining about not getting your dream doll made and acting all suicidal about it is as healthy as someone whining about wanting to become a celebrity of some kind while putting in none of the work... Sorry, m8 - but someone needed to tell you this if no one hasn't yet.

 

[LM 697]

Nobody cared about him until he put on the mask came here and sperged out.

Sounds familiar.

 

[FramerGirl420]

Well I would want to stop this with godly powers, but I don't have any. This is clearly out of my hands at the moment. If the police were half of what they said they were, I could easily shut down this forum for people getting on my facebook page and assaulting me

YES, I AM GONDRACORN

But, I AM NOT BRANDON ? THOMASON

You lied about being gondracorn for the longest. Why should we believe you aren't Brandon Thomason?

 

[Locksnap]

They are slandering me and calling me names and threatening to throw me in jail or even kill me. I delete every incomming message

Who is? Do you have names? And how many people? Perhaps you could take some pictures for us of these messages before you delete them.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

You lied about being gondracorn for the longest. Why should we believe you aren't Brandon Thomason?

But Framer.....

His name isn't Brandon Thomason Something.

 

[Malfazhor]

You lied about being gondracorn for the longest. Why should we believe you aren't Brandon Thomason?

LOL, you meant to say not.

I really hate this unpopularity. I never meant it to happen. I just wanted a plush gondracorn, a gondracorn costume, and a gondracorn t-shirt. I also wanted a naruto shippudan like game based on them. I never wanted this to happen. It makes me cry forever.

 

[Optimus Prime]

They were assaulting me prior to the event here.

Wait, then that would mean we already know who you are anyway, wouldn't it? So...you've just been wasting your time saying you aren't who you are or something?

They are slandering me and calling me names and threatening to throw me in jail or even kill me. I delete every incomming message

So instead of retaining evidence that proves this happened, you deleted it all so now you can't actually show these messages existed? Smart.

If I did, then people would look at me in disbelief. It would be like claiming I was michael jackson "that never killed himself"

MJ died from a perscribed medicine that resulted in an overdose. He was about to go on a comeback tour IIRC.

I actually have proper english, but I feel rushed by the incomming messages.

Your English is still pretty decent regardless...

 

[Roger Rabbit]

LOL, you meant to say not.

No, she wrote it right.

 

[Dr. Meme]

LOL, you meant to say not.

No, you specifically stated before that you aren't gondracorn over and over, stop trying to pull a paintingatree.

 

[Enig]

LOL, you meant to say not.

So, how did that headstand go? Was the prison trip because you went headfirst onto your neighbor's van?

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Well, since your here, why don't we have a Q& A.....

My question is: How much meth did you smoke to think up that thing?

 

[Malfazhor]

You lied about being gondracorn for the longest. Why should we believe you aren't Brandon Thomason?

You lied about not being gondracorn for the longest. Why should we believe you aren't Brandon Thomason?
EDIT: I left out a word

But Framer.....

His name isn't Brandon Thomason Something.

No, she wrote it right.

This.

You guys are killing me!

You are being very mean and slandering me.

 

[Enig]

plot twist now this will really blow your minds






the op of Gondracorn-Revealed is revealed to be Gondracorn

Man, that's even better than the plot twist in season three where it's revealed that Mylarballoonfan is a Swedish military android.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

This.

Honey, you can quote any number of my posts any time you like.

 

[Dr. Meme]

You lied about being gondracorn for the longest. Why should we believe you aren't Brandon Thomason?




This.

Can you not detect sarcasm?

 

[Male]

Man, that's even better than the plot twist in season three where it's revealed that Mylarballoonfan is a Swedish military android.

I think the craps went into my briefs

 

[Enig]

You lied about being gondracorn for the longest. Why should we believe you aren't Brandon Thomason?

You lied about not being gondracorn for the longest. Why should we believe you aren't Brandon Thomason?

Doublethink does require a vast amount of predetermined thought.

Doublethink does not require a vast amount of predetermined thought.