🎨 Artcow Gondracorn

[Meowthkip]

Well, now, wait - His never getting it shouldn't preclude it being made. What you do, see, is you actually make the thing, and to his exact specifications. Then send him a long, detailed video, featuring lovingly slow shots of every painstakingly-perfect detail. Then you end the whole thing on a wideshot of the plushie being doused with kerosene and set ablaze. Nothin' left but smoke and burnt stuffing.

He's not worth the effort.

Thomason said in court that he liked the victim and wanted to start a relationship with her.

wait. what the actual flying winged unicorn FUCK?? even a really mentally fucked person would know that not only is that wrong by ALL morals, but that a three year old wouldnt even know wtf is happening. the fuck

Dude is seriously mentally ill, but that doesn't excuse him molesting a child. My sympathy can only go so far.

 

[Colress]

Dude is seriously mentally ill, but that doesn't excuse him molesting a child. My sympathy can only go so far.

this went from fun n games to fun n lames in two pages. this guy's a horrorcow.

 

[Segue]

Wow...talk about mood whiplash.

Dude is seriously mentally ill, but that doesn't excuse him molesting a child. My sympathy can only go so far.

I agree kinda. There's no excuse for child molestation but if the guy is mentally ill then someone should probably be keeping watch on him frequently. Where are his parents? (or siblings if any)

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

He's not worth the effort.

Can't argue with that.

Dude is seriously mentally ill, but that doesn't excuse him molesting a child. My sympathy can only go so far.

That's the difference between your standard lolcow and somebody like, say, Nick Bate. Lolcows simply make fools of themselves, or may even annoy (possibly harass) others. Creeps like NB and Plushie Dude actually harm people. I'd be all for the guy going to jail.

 

[Meowthkip]

Wow...talk about mood whiplash.

I agree kinda. There's no excuse for child molestation but if the guy is mentally ill then someone should probably be keeping watch on him frequently. Where are his parents? (or siblings if any)

I'm guessing he lives with his parents, considering he mentions that they won't "let him" have that plushie he wants so badly and would stop him if he tried to build it. That's about all we know.

I can see now why they are trying to discourage him from liking childish things.

 

[BriarHeart]

Any armchair psychologists want to take a crack at this? It's a series of "facts" about his sooper-speshul gondracorn master race.

http://gondracorn.deviantart.com/art/The-Truth-About-Gondracorns-166438622

I've tried to transcribe his awful handwriting here. Grammar and punctuation have been replicated (as far as I can tell) for posterity. If I mucked it up, let me know.

The Ten "Facts" of Gondracorns
not necessarily "all" dragicons

1 They are pure and holy
2 They have a Queen, and live in colonies
3 They are benevolent, and avoid fights as much as possible
4 They have healing powers They cannot breathe fire
5 They are immune to al[l] viruses, bacteria, and toxins
6. They consume energy by means of absorbing sunlight (photosynthesis) 100% of the energy consumed is used Therefore, gondracorns have no need to lay waste.
7. Their horns can emit a light so dense, it can physically contact objects, even completely obliterate them
8. They can mindspeak to anything
9. They all bear the traditional unicorn horn on their foreheads, and have a pair of ears: no frills or extra horns.
10 They all have short fur over soft smooth skin, and bear no claws, teeth, or scales.

"Gondracorns... pure, holy, loving[?], caring, gentle creatures Dragon-Unicorn mix breed. Highly[?] intelligent Very fragile. Makes a great calm pet Endangered species. Approximately no more that 10,000 exist anymore. Home planet distroyed. Have a sad history. Famous for their ability to shoot [unintelligible] energies of light from their horns" Anduhdente[??]

As far as I can tell, the object of his fixation is basically the wretched offspring of Care Bears and Dragon Tales, an endangered species of telepathic, extraterrestrial hippies with no teeth and laser beam foreheads. Oh, and they never poop "lay waste." Since he called them "pure and holy" twice, I guess that's important.

 

[Meowthkip]

4 They have healing powers They cannot breathe fire

I like how this fact is two facts.

 

[Mechanism Eight]

Any armchair psychologists want to take a crack at this? It's a series of "facts" about his sooper-speshul gondracorn master race.

As far as I can tell, the object of his fixation is basically the wretched offspring of Care Bears and Dragon Tales, an endangered species of telepathic, extraterrestrial hippies with no teeth and laser beam foreheads. Oh, and they never poop "lay waste." Since he called them "pure and holy" twice, I guess that's important.

Not even trying to be that bad at designing characters and races can get you that fucking awful.

...That's impressive. And terrifying. I know dreams fuck you up and influence the way you think sometimes, but (insert deity of choice here), this guy's basically being controlled by his fantasy.

 

[Whatisgoingon]

I think I found out what he's going to prison for...
http://www.daily-times.com/four_cor...ld-man-accused-sexually-assaulting-3-year-old

Wow, I get on the forums for the first time today and I see this. I sure as hell don't feel sorry for him anymore.

 

[Android raptor]

I wonder if there's any definate proof its him though? I mean shit does line up like woah, but at the same time there are a lot of crazies in the world and Brandon Thompson is probably a fairly common name.

Do we know if the locations match?

 

[Meowthkip]

I wonder if there's any definate proof its him though? I mean shit does line up like woah, but at the same time there are a lot of crazies in the world and Brandon Thompson is probably a fairly common name.

Do we know if the locations match?

I don't know how many 21-year old Brandon Thomasons there are in the world that think they're Transformers but I can't imagine that number is greater than just that one guy.

 

[Damocles_Sword]

Any armchair psychologists want to take a crack at this? It's a series of "facts" about his sooper-speshul gondracorn master race.

http://gondracorn.deviantart.com/art/The-Truth-About-Gondracorns-166438622

I've tried to transcribe his awful handwriting here. Grammar and punctuation have been replicated (as far as I can tell) for posterity. If I mucked it up, let me know.



As far as I can tell, the object of his fixation is basically the wretched offspring of Care Bears and Dragon Tales, an endangered species of telepathic, extraterrestrial hippies with no teeth and laser beam foreheads. Oh, and they never poop "lay waste." Since he called them "pure and holy" twice, I guess that's important.

Oh, those things are SO going onto the fluffybooru

 

[Mechanism Eight]

Oh, those things are SO going onto the fluffybooru

>Gondracorn drowns.

 

[Ryker]

I wonder if there's any definate proof its him though? I mean shit does line up like woah, but at the same time there are a lot of crazies in the world and Brandon Thompson is probably a fairly common name.

Do we know if the locations match?

Brandon Thompson might be a relatively common name but Brandon Thomason is less common indeed.

I also reiterate:

The name and age are right. The "Transformer Connection" is correct; and the general mental idiocy appears all correct and present. I'm pretty sure that we have our man.

 

[Pine Tar]

Sick fuck. Burn him.

 

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

He's like the non-coprophilic version of JustinRPG and Nick Bate (well Bate Lite, though what he did to that girl was just as bad as what Nick did to his sister)

I can't wait to see what kind of drama ensues on his page later on

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Update:

 

[theobservdr]

Yea , he probably won't update.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Oh god, what is this horse shit?

 

[Beef Thunderpants]

If that's the same guy I can't see how he is even out of jail right now. There was a shitstorm here in New York a couple of years ago when a guy was arrested for possession of some apparently more-disturbing-than-usual CP, but was let out on bail with a GPS bracelet, which he was able to deactivate, escape, and then murder a woman and rape a child the same night. It turns out the bracelets could be set off by loud music or banging against something hard, and the probation department had told the monitoring company to not call them for any disruptions under 5 minutes. Ever since then, in New York at least, you're not getting out on bail while awaiting trial on child sex charges, and there was talk about changes on the federal level as well.

If he was somehow let out of jail, they surely would have told him to stay off the internet, but I wouldn't be surprised if he ignored that.