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GOD BLESS BAD BUNNY’S AMERICA​

Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio gave us a revelation.

At every turn of his spectacular Super Bowl halftime show, Bad Bunny countered death-dealing hatred with unabashed joy. He sang in his native tongue, and in all the glory of his unmistakable Puerto Rican accent. From tall, sugarcane fields tended by jíbaros in pavas to the bustling streets outside the marqueta and barbershop, there was dancing and singing from performers across generations and nationalities. In the middle of the show, we witnessed an actual wedding and fell in love with a little boy who held Benito’s Grammy tight to his chest as Bad Bunny whispered in his ear: Cree siempre en ti (“Always believe in yourself”). Echoing Kendrick Lamar on top of an ’87 Buick GNX in last year’s show, Benito stood on the cab of an old truck and paid tribute to reggaeton legends like Daddy Yankee, Don Omar, and Tego Calderón, who first gave the genre an international stage. He climbed electric poles and sang “El Apagón” (“The Blackout”), reminding the world of how Puerto Ricans flourish even as their power grids falter.

As the performance came to a close, Benito led a crowd of dancers and musicians waving flags toward the end zone. My eyes filled with tears as the song “Café con Ron” ended and Bad Bunny declared “God Bless America” before listing nearly every country in the Americas, saving the United States and Canada for last. The performance culminated with the star holding a football toward the camera inscribed with a unifying message: “Together, we are America.”

It can’t be overlooked that, in a society that profits from partisanship and polarization, Bad Bunny decisively refused to reflect the United States’ hatred, racism, capitalist greed, or xenophobia back onto itself. There were no middle fingers, no malice, no “F--- Donald Trump” chants. Because it isn’t about them; it’s about us—Black, brown, and other minoritized communities who refuse to let the present powers and principalities diminish or detract from our love, our joy, our flourishing, our shared future. Through this performance, Bad Bunny proclaimed an epiphany made manifest, as José Humphreys writes, “through reggaeton beats, through barrio histories, and through those whom the empire has overlooked.” This revelation, though, was not a mirror to reflect; it was a lens to see through. Bad Bunny came to Santa Clara with glass molded in the fires of unwavering joy amid Puerto Rico’s ongoing struggle under imperial oppression. Line by line, beat by beat, step by step, he bent the magnificent lights of Puerto Rico through a television lens and revealed a beautiful world before us.

That’s love—pure, unashamed, and unapologetic. It is a love for his country, his people, his language, his history. The moral, political, and spiritual clarity of this beloved vision transcends linguistic barriers. Moments after the show, athletes such as J.J. Watt, Budda Baker, and Pat McAfee expressed all shared versions of the same general sentiment: They may not have understood the words, but they got the message. And those, like Emmanuel Acho, who were still looking for a literal message only needed to look up at the scoreboard: “The only thing more powerful than hate is love.”

As Christians, we know this is gospel truth (John 13:34-35). We also know that the message of revolutionary love always comes with a holy invitation to participate. From one of the largest stages in the world, Bad Bunny issued a rallying cry to join the movement—la revolución—against oppression, erasure, and empire. He showed us, even for just a brief prophetic moment, what this world rooted in love and liberation can be.

How do we take up this call? By singing and dancing along.

The authoritarian powers and principalities of our moment are hellbent on silencing us. They assault pastors preaching at detention centers, arrestreporters covering protests, and kill citizens filming them too closely. They redact the names of powerful abusers in the Epstein files while leaving victims vulnerable and without justice. When a reporter asks a difficult question, the president points at her and says, “Quiet, piggy.” When a global phenomenon takes the Super Bowl stage, Turning Point USA creates a competing “All-American Halftime Show” headlined by country artists singing songs like “Real American.”

But the seed of fascism’s failure—planted from its genesis—is nurtured by the sweet sounds of protest. The percussive reggaeton beat is its sunlight, and the joyful anthem “Debí Tirar Más Fotos” its rain. The love shared for our communities through potlucks and parades provides the soil with an abundance of life-giving nutrients. We tend this sapling day after day through laughter and joy, singing and dancing, weddings and parties. This faithful practice of gardening can’t be done alone. It takes a community willing to become neighbors across their many differences.

This is why MAGA is so afraid of Bad Bunny: Its inevitable downfall is abundantly manifest in him. A brown American named Benito rapping in Puerto Rican slang has brought America (all of America) together in ways that MAGA never will. Standing on the Grammy stage last week, he captivated the nation with his statement: “ICE out…We’re not savage. We’re not animals. We’re not aliens. We are humans, and we are Americans.” A week later, with his mother’s surname, Ocasio, on his back, he demonstrated these truths in all their beauty and glory for the world to see and dance along. He moved with the perfect love that casts out fear (1 John 4:18). It was an emancipatory force—shaping the eyes of our nation to see the humanity of our neighbors—and an invitation to join in the dance.
 
If Bad Bunny represents America, then I'm with the Iranians: Death To America. Good thing they're wrong and nobody gives a solitary fuck about this lisping slopstar.
 
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LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY, SAAAAAR
 
What a blessing this music is:

[Intro: Randy Nota Loca & Jowell]
Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla
Ayy, yo, yo, yo
Yo, yo, yo, yo
, yah
Lalalalalalala (Blow, blow)
Lalalalalalala

[Refrain: Randy Nota Loca & Jowell]
Damn, how insane
You have a nice ass
Whatever you put on looks amazing (Lalalalala; aight)
Move it, move it, move it, move it (Lalalalalalala)
How insane (Lalalalalalala)
You have a nice ass
Whatever you put on looks amazing (Aight; tra!)
Move it, move it, move it, move it

[Verse 1: Randy Nota Loca]
What a lack of respect, mami
How dare you come without panties?
Today you got ready and went out for me
And I thought that I was going to sleep, no
She came ready already, ready to brush together
She sucks my lollypop, she gets on her knees, hey
How dare you, mami, to come without panties?

[Interlude: Ñengo Flow & Bad Bunny]
What's up, DJ Orma
What do you think? Fucked up man, hehe
Yo Hago Lo Que Me Da La Gana
Tell 'em, Bunny
Ayy, ayy (Hahahaha)

[Chorus: Bad Bunny & Ñengo Flow]
Today we drink, today we spend
Today we smoke like a rasta
If God permits it (If God permits it), ayy
If God permits it (That if God permits it), ayy
Today we drink, today we spend
Today we smoke like a rasta (Woo, woo, woo)
If God permits it (Hahahahaha), ayy
If God permits it (Yo, yo), ayy

[Verse 2: Ñengo Flow]
Real G, guiding the new generations with the OG one
Galactic style lust
Yes, so that your panties get wet
Get horny and versatile
More slutty than Betty Boop
The one who got horny, mami, was you
I stay killing with the U
Pussy with dick, dick with ass (Push it in)
Pu-pussy with dick, dick with ass, yes (Push it in)
Pussy with dick, dick with ass (Push it in)
Your tits rubbing my nipples (Push it in)
This year I don't want sluts (Push it in)
They see you with a lot of jewels and they want to stay (Push it in)
They see you really active and they want to stay (Push it in)
Because you look hot, because you look hot (Push it in me completely)
Really big tits like Lourdes Chacón
Really big ass like Iris Chacón
I don't know why I haven't seen the pussy
But let's go to bed to fuck you in panties


[Chorus: Randy Nota Loca]
Today we drink, today we spend
Today we smoke like a rasta
If God permits it
If God permits it, yeah-yeah
And today we drink, today we spend
Today we smoke like a rasta
If God permits it
If God permits it (It, it, it, it, it, it)

[Verse 3: Randy Nota Loca, Bad Bunny & Baby Ranks]
(¡Arr-ugh!)
Mami, what do you want? Your shark has arrived
I want to grind on you and smoke a blunt
To see what is hidden in your pants
I want to grind on you and grind on you and grind on you (Hard, hard)
I-I-I want to grind on you and smoke a blunt (Hard, hard)
I want to grind on you and grind on you and grind (Hard, hard)
I-I-I want to grind on you and smoke a blunt, -e a blunt (Hard, hard)
The ecstasy is already kicking in
The girl bounced while dancing
That ass deserves it all, deserves it all, deserves it all, yes
That ass deserves it all, deserves it all, deserves it all (Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy)

[Interlude: Bad Bunny]
Ah! I thought it was getting slower
It's all good, all good, we'll start fresh, start fresh
Look at Orma, look at Orma, he's horny
Hahahaha (Hahahaha, hahahaha)


[Verse 4: Bad Bunny]
My dick is being chased and I want you to hide it
Grab it like a bonga
She took a pill that made her horny
She fucks in the Audi, not in the Honda, ayy (Tra)
If I give it to you, don't call me (Tra)
'Cause this is not to make you love me, ayy (Tra)
If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass
He better fuck off

[Bridge: Bad Bunny]
Come down to my house, I'll lick it all up
Mami, I'll lick it all up
Come down to my house, I'll wear you out, ayy
I'll wear you out
Come down to my house, I'll lick it all up (Papi, keep going!)
Mami, I'll lick it all up (Papi, keep going!)
Tell me, servant (Papi, keep going)
If you smoke weed (Papi, pa-papi)

[Verse 5: Jowell]
Jowell, baby, baby, baby, haha, hahahahaha!
The dealer is twerking (Hard!)
It seems like she fucks well while high
I want to take a selfie with that huge ass (Tra, tra; wow)
Erect, erect, I'm erect, and it shows (Woh, woh)
What are we gonna do with that huge ass? (What?)
In university they're all A, A, A (Tra)
But those tits are C
You are super horny (Woo), mami, I already know (Eh)
I'm also horny (Tra), what are we gonna do? (You know, eh)
With that bum-bum, go crazy, bum-bum
Go crazy with that bum-bum, go crazy, bum-bum
If you have that bum-bum, go crazy, bum-bum
If you have that bum-bum, go crazy, buoh!

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AND
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Ey, auntie, asked me if I have a lot of girlfriends, a lot of girlfriends
Today I have one; tomorrow I’ll have another,
hey, but there’s no wedding, there’s no wedding, auntie
Auntie asked me if I have a lot of girlfriends; he, a lot of girlfriends
Today I have one; tomorrow I’ll have another

I’m going to take them all to the VIP, the VIP, hey
Say hi to auntie
Let’s take a selfie, say “cheese,” hey
Let the ones I already slept with smile
In a VIP, a VIP, hey
Say hi to auntie
Let’s take a selfie, say “cheese”
Let those who have already forgotten about me smile

I really like the Gabrielas
The Patricias, the Nicoles, the Sofías
My first girlfriend in kindergarten, María
And my first love’s name was Thalia
I have a Colombian who writes me every day
And a Mexican I didn’t even know about
Another one in San Antonio that still loves me
And the ones from PR are all mine

A Dominican who is a hottie, a hottie
One from Barcelona that came by plane
And says that my penis is fire
I let them play with my heart
I’d like to move in with all of them in a mansion
The day I get married I’ll send you an invitation
Boy, stop that, hey

Ey, auntie, asked me if I have a lot of girlfriends, a lot of girlfriends
Today I have one; tomorrow I’ll have another,
hey, but there’s no wedding,
Auntie asked me if I have a lot of girlfriends; he, a lot of girlfriends
Today I have one; tomorrow I’ll have another

Auntie asked me
Auntie asked me (So good)
Auntie asked me
Auntie asked me (But come here boy, why do you want so many girlfriends?)



I’m going to take them all to the VIP, the VIP, hey
Say hi to auntie
Let’s take a selfie, say “cheese,” hey
Let the ones I already slept with smile
In a VIP, a VIP, hey
Say hi to auntie
Let’s take a selfie, say “cheese”
Let those who have already forgotten about me smile

Hey, boy, devil boy
Let go of that lousy life that you have on the street
Find a serious woman for yourself
devil boy, damn

I’d like to fall in love
But I can’t, but I can’t, uh, uh
I’d like to fall in love
But I can’t, but I can’t

Sorry, I don’t trust, I don’t trust
Nah, I don’t even trust myself
If you want to, stay today since it’s cold
And leave tomorrow, Nah

Many want my baby
They want to have my firstborn, hey
And take the credit
I’m bored already. I want a brand new vagina, heh
A new one, a new one, a new one, a new one, a new one (ey)

Listen to your best friend; she’s right
I’m going to break your heart, break your heart
Ey, don’t fall in love with me (No, no)
Don’t fall in love with me (No, no), ey
Sorry, it’s how I am (How I am, how I am), ey
I don’t know why I’m like this (ey)

Listen to your best friend; she’s right
I’m going to break your heart, break your heart
Ey, don’t fall in love with me (No, no)
Don’t fall in love with me (No, no), ey
Sorry, it’s how I am (How I am, how I am), ey
I don’t want to be like that anymore, no
 
I always have the same question. If your culture's so great then why did you have to come here? Why do you seem to forget you are the somewhat recent descendants of hut dwellers that were raped by Spaniards? Why do you proudly speak your rapist's language?What do non-spanish white people have to do with your fucking problems?
 
I dunno what part of the country you have to be in to have heard a Bad Bunny song on a car radio station randomly, to have a radio host/DJ talk about them in a context other than Grammy/Half-time show drama, or to have someone you know heard his music before.... but apparently I'm not there.

Lady Gaga was heard and popular with Pokerface, even if you didn't listen to that type of music. Bad Bunny is definitely astroturf material. Probably won't exist in 3 years, except for controversies. Billy Eyelash-tier.

Between Janet Jackson’s saggy tit, players being forced to take the knee, kids in cages in 2020… why does anyone give a shit about niggerball?
Easy betting
 
How did beaners go from jaco and santana to...this? Just like niggers, they lost the ability to create music that isn't ass AIDS of the eardrum.
It’s because they didn’t. We all like to joke that every spic is a beaner, but that’s not actually true. Bad bunny is Puerto Rican, and their music is way worse than the beaners, and always has been. The ricans are responsible for reggaeton (think that shitty gasolina song you hear blasted on fucked up speakers in every shitty Honda civic you see).
 
Oh, hooray. More corporate slop packaged as a "movement".

When did we go from grass roots movements inspiring pop culture to corporate products indicating to us what the revolution is?

Because I remember Black Panther.

I'm fucking tired of all of these shit-tier pundits telling me about what manufactured moment is the signal of Trump's downfall.

Trump WON. He won decisively. Nobody is even arguing the election at this point. And if that's true, maybe continually trying to prop up this idea that "Trump's America" allows whatever freakshow is being propped up and, dirty little secret, it's really not that bad out there.
 
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