Goblin Hate Thread

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Has anyone else been getting goblins showing up at their palace gates, claiming to be sent by the taxman to arrest you for not paying their ransom?

I have been.

Pro tip: once I set up a moat of clean water, and put up a sign that good hygiene is customary before beckoning my squire. They started to leave me alone because the smell of water makes them gag
 
People croon about the humane treatment of goblins only because they have never suffered inhumane proximity to goblins.

ETA: My son goes to public school, and goblins have been sneaking ADULTS INTO THE SCHOOL! The schoolboard refuses to investigate because it would be "racist" to actually check their ages, and then they talk about giving goblins "second chances at education." Which is it, faggots: Are the goblins children, or do they "need a second chance"???

TGD.
 
This thread is stupid. Everyone here hating on the goblins, when drow & drow halfbloods have been vastly increasing in numbers! At least goblin's don't worship an evil bloodthristy spider goddess! Just because drow live underground, it doesn't mean they don't come up to the surface!
 
Kill goblins. Behead goblins. Roundhouse kick a goblin into the concrete. Slam dunk a goblin baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy goblins. Defecate in a goblin's food. Launch goblins into the sun. Stir fry goblins in a wok. Toss goblins into active volcanoes. Urinate into a goblins gas tank. Judo throw goblins into a wood chipper. Twist goblins heads off. Report goblins to the IRS. Karate chop goblins in half. Curb stomp pregnant goblins. Trap goblins in quicksand. Crush goblins in the trash compactor. Liquefy goblins in a vat of acid. Eat goblins. Dissect goblins. Exterminate goblins in the gas chamber. Stomp goblin skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate goblins in the oven. Lobotomize goblins. Mandatory abortions for goblins. Grind goblin fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown goblins in fried rat grease. Vaporize goblins with a ray gun. Kick old goblins down the stairs. Feed goblins to alligators. Slice goblins with a katana.
 
Saar,

Not all goblin folk shit in the caves, it's just the dirty goblins. We hobgoblins are scholars in battlefield and military prowess.
Actually we are the top 1% of employees in Adventurers' Guild and big guilds love to bring us on magical contracts.
You need us to compete with dragons of far east with gorillions of kobold servants, because your half-orc population is lazy and retarded and can't be trained like us.
 
Eventide said:
This thread is stupid. Everyone here hating on the goblins, when drow & drow halfbloods have been vastly increasing in numbers! At least goblin's don't worship an evil bloodthristy spider goddess! Just because drow live underground, it doesn't mean they don't come up to the surface!
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Drow pussy gets me acting unwise.
 
Eventide said:
This thread is stupid. Everyone here hating on the goblins, when drow & drow halfbloods have been vastly increasing in numbers! At least goblin's don't worship an evil bloodthristy spider goddess! Just because drow live underground, it doesn't mean they don't come up to the surface!
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Drows at least stay in the confines of the inner shire, and once in a while are entertaining in the theatre. They make for fine jesters when civilized.

Goblins on the other hand? Nothing redeemable about them. They’re wannabe orcs.

Speaking of Orcs, I’ll never forgive them for that time they flew two dragons into the king’s castle towers! Dastards.
 
Kiwisee said:
Drows at least stay in the confines of the inner shire
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I beg to differ! Have you seen the amount half-drow roaming about? & they have impeccable darkvision, so who knows what degeneracy they're getting up to in the bottom of forbidden caves or the darkest depths of haunted forests.

Flame War Vet said:
Drow pussy gets me acting unwise.
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Exactly my point!

So go ahead, keep focusing on goblins. Just remember, you'll be the one forced to pay a paladin sacks of gold to rescue your children from being sacrificed to the drow spider goddess during the blood moon!
 
Flame War Vet said:
Drow pussy gets me acting unwise.
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It's people like you that are the reason our birth rates are plummeting. You are aiding in our replacement. It's bad enough that elf women take pity on male drow and have their filthy spiderlings, we don't need you and other simps bending over for the spider wenches who want to destroy our entire way of life.
 
Goblintown was actually a center of high culture and one of the richest cities in the world until the dwarves ruined it all. Goblins were actually on the cusp of figuring out how to transmute lead into gold, but the Banking Holds just couldn't have that, could they? They had their human golems turn Goblintown into a smoldering crater based on false pretexts. "Hidden Histories" by Zigbik Rash-Haver goes more in-depth.
 
Why do people hate goblins? I dun gettit.

Apart from the fact that they're fake, I suspend belief enuff to go 'aww, look at this goblin, innit sweet' then smush it.
 
MS-09R Rick Dom said:
Then there's the matter of that weird noble obsessed with rockets and electric carriages. He's trying to convince everyone that goblins are generally better and harder workers than my own countrymen. The hell is he on about?
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Please cool it with the gnomeophobic remarks. We can't let this sort of speciesist atitude fester in our community - remember the six gorillion gnomes who were slaughtered and turned into soap by the kobolds. The empire needs these goblin engineers, doctors and scientists, or else it won't survive.
 
How can goblins and orcs be related? Fucking hate goblins. Orcs are just human enough to make you feel bad when you stick em. Fucking greenskins.
 
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