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Kiwisee

Kiwisee

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I fucking hate Goblins so fucking much. I hate that they insist on showing up literally everywhere and shitting up quaint villages.

What about you guys? I’m ready to go and kill all of them.
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Dwarven pride world wide
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Speaking of dwarves, I’ve been hearing from a dwarf buddy of mine that a bunch of goblins have been showing up in his small village lately. They all have annoying accents and keep trying to grope the dwarven ladies (only to stop when the female dwarves turn around and hit them with a hammer).
 
Kiwisee said:
Speaking of dwarves, I’ve been hearing from a dwarf buddy of mine that a bunch of goblins have been showing up in his small village lately. They all have annoying accents and keep trying to grope the dwarven ladies (only to stop when the female dwarves turn around and hit them with a hammer).
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Don't get me started. They undermine our guilds and want to undercut an honest day's wage for an honest day's work.

For some reason there's this goofy-looking elf with a strange foreign accent who is telling me we need more of these goblins because we're all dumb and retarded and can't properly mentor future dwarves.
 
Goblins are literally below animals, atleast beast and beastmen alike have the decency to respect nature but goblins do everything in their power to corrupt and defile the very land they live off of until they eventually have to move somewhere new due to overpopulation and devastation of the local flora and fauna.
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I fucking hate Jews Goblins.
 
I would like to clobber whom ever thought bringing goblins into our fine, clean, pure village. They aren't good at doing anything, so it can't be for cheap labour.

Then there's the matter of that weird noble obsessed with rockets and electric carriages. He's trying to convince everyone that goblins are generally better and harder workers than my own countrymen. The hell is he on about?
 
MS-09R Rick Dom said:
I would like to clobber whom ever thought bringing goblins into our fine, clean, pure village. They aren't good at doing anything, so it can't be for cheap labour.
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And the way they always travel in loud and stinky packs with their gay little rusty shortswords, and then just shit themselves when they see a real axe and chain mail.

They always litter, they never clean their hillhole, they have 14 little unwashed onion eating ugly gobling children each, who will never learn any runes in school and they have no manners
 
Otis Mallebrok said:
And the way they always travel in loud and stinky packs with their gay little rusty shortswords, and then just shit themselves when they see a real axe and chain mail.

They always litter, they never clean their hillhole, they have 14 little unwashed onion eating ugly gobling children each, who will never learn any runes in school and they have no manners
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The worst are the ones trying to act as salesmen, relentlessly trying to sell you something. Getting their immediate superior, who is also a goblin, to try and convince you. They're terrible at picking up on queues of you not being interested.
 
Still can't believe they tried to cancel him over these statements.
 
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