💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Vicious.ink3 said:
Wanna see something really weird?

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That is not even a picture of her. Skin tone is all wrong, body is all wrong, and Glo has a very obvious, very ugly scar marring the arm which is popped out in this photo. But why? She had eight bajillion vanity pics on her instagram, why use a fake?
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An attention whore like Gloria would never cover her face if that was really her.
 
Vicious.ink3 said:
Wanna see something really weird?

[MEDIA=instagram]zx1MqdrpZ4[/MEDIA]
That is not even a picture of her. Skin tone is all wrong, body is all wrong, and Glo has a very obvious, very ugly scar marring the arm which is popped out in this photo. But why? She had eight bajillion vanity pics on her instagram, why use a fake?
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Because she's so shallow that she doesn't think anybody would notice and I can guarantee you that the asspat brigade that follows her will simply say she looks beautiful.
 
Okay so I was wondering if maybe it's time to get an article on Gloria going for the lolcowwiki. Interested parties please go here, or disinterested parties if you think it's a stupid idea. Just gathering opinions for now.
 
Henry Bemis said:
I still think it's a weird buttress for her garbled "good wholesome Christian girl" image. Like, "Look how many of these lustful pigs I'm not jumping on, not being a two-bit whore and all. Because I'm not."
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Lol it's really common for girls to post a mixture of shit about jesus and pictures in their panties to instagram while ignoring like 20 pages of weird comments from dudes they're not fucking.

And then to be giving daily shots to a bunch of snapchat friends and hook ups and stuff.
I think @Hellblazer did porn but tries to cover it up by playing goodie goodie mod on kiwi farms. Really he's a bad girl.
Vicious.ink3 said:
That is not even a picture of her. Skin tone is all wrong, body is all wrong, and Glo has a very obvious, very ugly scar marring the arm which is popped out in this photo. But why? She had eight bajillion vanity pics on her instagram, why use a fake?
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I was just gonna say that I was unaware that her body was so tight. I was skeptical of your claim until someone reminded me that it would not be like her at all to cover her face.

Still, what makes you so sure this isn't her?

Peace and Harmony said:
Okay so I was wondering if maybe it's time to get an article on Gloria going for the lolcowwiki. Interested parties please go here, or disinterested parties if you think it's a stupid idea. Just gathering opinions for now.
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It will be really interesting to see her reaction.
 
DrJonesHat said:
She should play up her lolcow status: The most hated woman on the internet or something like that. She's never gonna be famous for anything good, so she might as well milk the negative fame for all it's worth.
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Gloria's a bitch, but definitely not most hated woman on the internet, not even close. Aside from having to be a lot more well known, she'd need to post a lot more "Caitlyn Jenner is a disgusting, faggot, sicko" caliber tweets and videos on a daily basis. As it stands now Gloria is just a run-of-the-mill bitch who happens to be fairly hard-core Republican.
 
Holy shit I think you're right. I dug through her photos and found this one, which looked suspect. It's labelled and tagged as "ootd"
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Reverse image shows a lot of... not Gloria
http://wheretoget.it/look/1321820
I wonder how many others there are? A lot of the nail and bracelet ones are suspect. But they aren't always implied to be her. However this one totally is.
This fucking girl holy shit :story:
 
Vicious.ink3 said:
Sorry if that got really creepily in-depth, but if there is one thing I can credit Gloria Tesch for having, it is a truly beautiful body. The idea that even she might suffer from self-esteem issues about her figure makes her... uncomfortably human to me.
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Kengle will thank you for his efforts.

With his dick.
 
Another one
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This bitch literally tags it #bejealous. There is no way these are just reblogs or it's an accident. She doesn't credit the real girls, she doesn't respond to people asking her about them. Anyway this one is actually a goddamn Victoria's Secret model! Candice Swanepoel:
http://www.beautyworldnews.com/arti...victorias-secret-angel-showing-major-skin.htm
Oh, and jah_myke is her (supposed) boyfriend. So he doesn't know what she looks like, and he may not be apprised on the fakery either.

Literally wtf is wrong with this girl? How does she think she can get away with this? The other pics were taken from obscure sources. But a VS model?
Plus, as we've already seen, she has a good body herself. Why all the fakery?
At this point, I honestly believe that she and her family are true pathological liars. This is ridiculous.

Edit: I don't know shit about cars but these are obviously 3 different cars

 
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Last one prolly
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You can't see it here but on my phone the comment she replies to thanking is an emoticon of a guy sweating and clapping hands. So why is Gloria thanking him?
Real model:
https://instagram.com/daniellagrace/?hl=en

There are a couple of others, but the captions aren't as damning, though her intent is obvious. Pro tip: if it's a photo of a sexy girl but you can't see the face it's probably not Tesch. The fake photos also look a lot different from quality/exposure/something (don't know shit about photography)

Thank you @Vicious.ink3 for pointing out this ridiculous bullshit in the first place :heart-full:
 
Fuck you're so right dude. Great eye...
I wonder what her plan is. No there is no doubt that she wants people to think this is her.. I wouldn't even need any other captions, she's deceitful, like we all know she's not going to a "business meeting" on a private jet. The only thing I wonder now is... was there even a jet?
I don't think we really need to give her the benefit of the doubt that she was just innocently posting pictures of women she admired.
 
Ever since the reveal that her family is poor as shit, the illusions are falling one at a time. I think there's a good chance that we find out that her life is painfully sad in the near future.

(@Thundersteam, it might be one in a million, but you may have a shot)
 
Right? It makes so much sense.
And I lied, here are a few more because I'm having way too much fun.

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Real source: https://instagram.com/getlostwithjackie/
I noticed she carries her DSLR camera everywhere and is often in photos with it but never really posts photos she's taken. I guess there's a few scenic ones here and there but they're probably stolen too.


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Why yes, that would be a perfect way to wake up! Too bad you didn't. Source: https://instagram.com/callmebombshell/

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"Guess where I am!" I think I can make a pretty good guess, you're at home googling pictures of other people and pretending your life is interesting. Sources (note this picture has existed since at least 2014, when she posted it 9 weeks ago)

The one with the knit socks is also fake, and a couple of others but they're too boring to post really.
 
So she is like 100% in on the scam and knows the deal. The only reason she deserves anyone's sympathy is because she pretty much didn't have a choice to be any other way.

She must also know that her movie looks goofy, it's just enough to convince a casual google searcher that she's got a movie in the works.
 
melty said:
Pic stolen from Gisele Bundchen
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/glo16-png.49779/

She has to be pathological. How stupid can you be? Stealing a picture from one of/the top supermodels in the world?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...gram-snap-plugging-enviable-perfect-life.html

Note a lot of these have simple keywords suggested. This one is found by searching "mermaid hair flip", the hot tub legs one is "hottub legs", etc
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I just realized she tried to re-create this image in her GoPro "bikini model" audition video and failed.

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She literally cannot have original creative ideas.
 
ChuckSlaughter said:
Fuck you're so right dude. Great eye...
I wonder what her plan is. No there is no doubt that she wants people to think this is her.. I wouldn't even need any other captions, she's deceitful, like we all know she's not going to a "business meeting" on a private jet. The only thing I wonder now is... was there even a jet?
I don't think we really need to give her the benefit of the doubt that she was just innocently posting pictures of women she admired.
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Youtube I could understand, because you can monetize it and hopefully pull a profit.

Instagram, however, has no way to monetize itself as of this moment.

Gloria lies to cover up her lies with lies..
she's going to self-destruct eventually, it's only a matter of time...
 
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