💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Muscle Bra said:
And this pic, in which she claimed this was her convertible, parked in front of her "bae's" house:
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Interesting, so she really did learn something practical from pretending to be a famous author.

The leased convertible in front of some stranger's mansion is the post-puberty version of the self-published book in the best seller section, I guess?

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Artard said:
Interesting, so she really did learn something practical from pretending to be a famous author.

The leased convertible in front of some stranger's mansion is the post-puberty version of the self-published book in the best seller section, I guess?

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The bookstore management most have been rather pissed that strangers put their homemade books in their racks and take pictures of themselves in the store.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
The bookstore management most have been rather pissed that strangers put their homemade books in their racks and take pictures of themselves in the store.
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I don't think it'd be a big deal if she just did it really quick and took the books down right away, but knowing Gloria she probably insisted that this was "where they belonged" or something.
 
What do we of Glorias Friend-who-is-way-prettier-than-her? Is there a Connection between them besides photo shoots?
 
I wouldn't be surprised if she did own that Eclipse Spyder that's in the IG photos. They're popular cars with the kind of faux rich white trash that Gloria seems to be emulating - those Sypders aren't worth that much, maybe 6-7 grand on a good day. With the way her family lives I totally wouldn't be surprised if she got it from one of those no money down, 30% interest car lots. The Teschs have probably had multiple cars repo'd at this point.
 
glutenfreebooty said:
Gloria should just bite the bullet and write an autobiography called The Pursuit of Yuppiness. I'd buy it.
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Even if she were to write an autobiography, she'd probably have to wait until after her parents are dead and her inheritance is secure.

And if you're wondering what inheritance there is for the Tesches to fight over, I'll remind you: Floridians.
 
I'm not suggesting any of the Tesches look at this thread - maybe they do, I wouldn't know - but they have got to know that the word is out about them by now.
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
This picture perfectly encapsulates her flaws.
Fake smile, lack of any emotion and her dead dead eyes.

It's like somebody trying to imitate a human being without knowing the first thing about being one. There is nothing genuine in that picture except the background and maybe her outfit.
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Uncanny valley girl.
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
I'm not suggesting any of the Tesches look at this thread - maybe they do, I wouldn't know - but they have got to know that the word is out about them by now.
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This thread is on the second page of Google results for "Gloria Tesch". So if she googles herself a lot, she must have found it.

BTW I'll admit I sympathize with Gloria by now. Such a fucked up family, what a horrible dad. I'd invite her over to my place if she wants - not for hankypanky, but just to talk, have some tea, play Scrabble, that sort of thing.
 
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