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Personally, my secret theory which is almost guaranteed to be false is that she's in on it. She's secretly a black widow using this as an excuse to fish for some rich old guy she can easily marry and poison or something. But since that might actually be interesting, it's probably not going to be true.
That would require a lifetime of careful planning and cunning on Gloria's part. All the way back through her childhood because, seriously, this has been going on for a long time.
Besides, that would make for a really good book or movie, and Gloria is simply incapable of creating one.