💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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From what we can tell, Gloria's been pressured to fit into a cookie-cutter person so her parents (particularly her father) can profit off it. I wonder if she does actually some natural talents that just haven't had a chance to be developed because she's been so busy trying to fit into the young author/famous young person mold that her family demands. Maybe once she's away from their influence, she'll start developing into her own person. I hope so. Being forced to act like someone you're not is very depressing.
 
Muscle Bra said:
For a normal person, that's not a big deal. They can go to LA, try to make it, get chewed up and spat out, return back to their hometown, get a job, marry some dude, and that's it. But when you're dealing with someone like Glo-Glo who is trying to live in some "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" world and who expects to be famous? With no education to fall back on, do you think she would accept a job as a Wal-Mart greeter or a telephone customer service rep?
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On the other hand, what makes you think that someone with her ambitions of rich and famous would get down on her knees and suck some cock on camera for all to see? That's hardly the way to rich or famous.
 
Ok, there's been enough discussion about Gloria and porn at this stage of the thread's life. It's a possibility, yes, but it's not actively happening at this moment.

Ultimately, her financial situation is news to us, but it's a way of life for the Tesches. So far they seem to have managed without resorting to prostitution.

I just don't want to see this thread devolve into a "What if?" monstrosity. Let's keep the focus on current events such as the ever delayed movie and her vapid attempts at modeling. There's plenty of enjoyment to be had.
 
I've met plenty of sex workers who have 10x going for them than glo and her personality is total stripper porn model I don't know why its unreasonable to think this is in her future. I wouldnt be totally shocked if its already quietly happened
 
So in non-porn related talk, I'm wondering what part of Cali she'll be moving to. We've kind of speculated LA, which would make the most sense given her "careers". Though if the Tesch's aren't as affluent as they make themselves out to be, they might have a harder time keeping up this facade here in Cali. I don't know what the cost of living is in Florida (I assume it's pretty high depending on the area) but even in my county, shit is expensive.
Course, she could make a decent living onion farming in Turlock.
 
Vicious.ink3 said:
Last time she "moved to LA" it was in with her (way, way hotter) friend

https://instagram.com/briannasardina/

One can only assume the arrangement this year is the same. As for the boyfriend... she used to be dating a dude named Mike (the aforementioned "doctor" but he graduated from the same shitty non-high school that she did and will probably never see the inside of a medical school) but they recently broke up, presumably so that she could move to LA (but I suspect it's because she is now borning DJ Pezz. Observe:

[MEDIA=instagram]5QMMM-rpSH[/MEDIA](her photo on instagram)

[MEDIA=instagram]4lvOAPIF0y[/MEDIA](his photo on instagram without his foot crapped out)
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Personally, I think she definitely has an acting career in front of her. She would be perfect as a corpse on a cop show.
 
MerriedxReldnahc said:
So in non-porn related talk, I'm wondering what part of Cali she'll be moving to. We've kind of speculated LA, which would make the most sense given her "careers". Though if the Tesch's aren't as affluent as they make themselves out to be, they might have a harder time keeping up this facade here in Cali. I don't know what the cost of living is in Florida (I assume it's pretty high depending on the area) but even in my county, shit is expensive.
Course, she could make a decent living onion farming in Turlock.
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LA is far from homogeneous though, isn't it? I'm sure there's a lot of less affluent places where it's still solidly upper middle-class but not crazy expensive to get a sublet on a room in a modest flat.
 
ChuckSlaughter said:
I've met plenty of sex workers who have 10x going for them than glo and her personality is total stripper porn model I don't know why its unreasonable to think this is in her future. I wouldnt be totally shocked if its already quietly happened
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I know a few porn actresses, and the one thing I know from their private lives is this: they all have personality...as in they'd be cool to have a beer or two. If Gloria went into porn, it would likely be a few movies and then the industry would spit her out.
 
Like everyone's saying, Glo's not interesting or charismatic enough for porn, and doesn't have the spine to deal with what women who do porn encounter. She's hacky and can't sell the fantasy of her shitty teen fantasy fiction book, let alone a sexual fantasy. If we're going from top to bottom, she could be a trophy wife at best and a Cutco salesperson at worst, which, given her current situation, wouldn't be so terrible.
 
Vicious.ink3 said:
[MEDIA=instagram]5QMMM-rpSH[/MEDIA](her photo on instagram)
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I think my favorite part of this image is the effort spent making her hair look like a bunch of crappy hearts. Totally clashes with her "god, the Sun is too bright" expression.

Cute idea, horrible execution.
 
Artard said:
You realize that this only leaves "Gloria is superficially attractive but I would not fuck her!" for the rest of the thread now, right? :(
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We could always discuss her shitty book or the movie she has coming out instead of being a more vitriolic version of her Facebook followers.
 
Artard said:
You realize that this only leaves "Gloria is superficially attractive but I would not fuck her!" for the rest of the thread now, right? :(
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If people can't come up with more than that, this thread deserves to exist less than the Pixy thread. And the Pixy thread is shit.
 
With this talk about Gloria having charisma or the possibility of pursuing an acting career (I don't want to consider that she'd be doing porn anytime soon), I was drawn to this video....


Before the Maradoina movie comes out (if it does), this is the closest thing we have to Gloria attempting to act. And it is.... by god. It's honestly baffling how little charisma she has. There's a scene in 0:42 where she whines about getting to school, and tries to pass it off as charming. But it is so stilted and awkward and her facial expression and vocal inflection hardly change.

80% of YouTube vloggers and Vine "stars" have much more personality and moxie than she has. That is a horrifically new low.
 
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