💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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As @IJustWantToSeeAttachments points out, Gloria was born without a personality. Most dudes, despite what they say, like for their girlfriends to have emotional responses. She might have a guy who regards her as a fuckbuddy, and she might think they're a couple but sex would be all it was about. I wonder if Gloria has been pressured so long to put on a happy face and pretend to be the prodigy daughter that she doesn't even know how to express what she's really feeling.
 
le ride or die face

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The one on the left is twice as hot as Gloria has ever been. :heart-full:

e for content: also that's a nice car I guess

double e, more content: fuckin stalkers man, secondhand cringe real strong
 
So am I the only one who noticed this?

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It's on a bedroom door in the video though.
 
There's just something wholly inconsistent about that pic (sitting on the car above). The background is really dull, the three women don't really share anything in common, and the girl on the far left - while yes, much hotter than GlorT - looks like she's been forced to make a decision between twisting herself uncomfortably, and falling off the car, only to split the difference. The poses are inconsistent and clumsy, nobody's really "selling" anything with their facial expressions, and to be honest, Tesch kind of ruins the whole thing. There's nothing different enough about her to make her work with the other two, and her smile - her bog-standard, seen-it-a-hundred-times smile - distracts from the "sultry" (I guess) looks from the other two.

It's ... cheap. It's cheap and boring. And if it was just a candid shot, I'd back off. But GlorT doesn't take candid shots. Everything's a pose, everything's a glamour shot, everything's an opportunity to show off, instead of recording memories of great times with your friends. It's just ... cheap.

double e, more content: fuckin stalkers man, secondhand cringe real strong

Agreed, like the dude who says "Be safe." What's he think's going to happen? They're going to actually ride on the car like that?

e. I hate to nitpick, but I'm not, really: Look at GlorT's left hand. Why is that there? Why can we see it? The other two models seem to have known what to do. Gloria is a model who does not know how to pose.
 
Is Gloria scouting new domiciles for her family?

That looks like a pretty classy highway underpass. I have it on good authority that hobo landlords at the higher end of the underpass property market won't accept anything less than two blowjobs a day from each tenant.
 
California is where all the fairly attractive would-be starlets go to make it big. She's in for a rude awakening when she realizes what a tiny tiny fish she is in a big pool of actual talent and gorgeous people. I'm predicting a swift descent into the porn industry as soon as she realizes she has nothing else to fall back on.

Yikes. I'd be terrified for Gloria if she ever chooses to move to LA. All of her dubious "achievements" so far have been a result of daddy's non-existent con-money and connections (book deal! movie! actress! model at the Republican convention!) or her own shameless self-promotion and whoring herself out (her Instagram "modelling" and "rap" "career" in particular).

From all the content she has ever made public online, she's demonstrated below-average artistic or performance-based skill. And if left to her own devices in a city where fucking everyone is trying to make it big, she has zero chance against 100,000 people in LA who actually are great-looking and talented. (I'm guessing, but I think that's an actually accurate number.)

This strikes a chord with me because I have an acquaintance who left our country/city five years ago to "make it big in LA" yada yada. She's dirt poor and as miserable as all fuck now.
 
From all the content she has ever made public online, she's demonstrated below-average artistic or performance-based skill. And if left to her own devices in a city where fucking everyone is trying to make it big, she has zero chance against 100,000 people in LA who actually are great-looking and talented. (I'm guessing, but I think that's an actually accurate number.)

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The regular "she's going to do porn" wishcasting comes off as extremely neckbeard. Please don't take that first big step towards the LoveShy way.

I don't get this at all but okay.

Edit: I can't really explain why the neckbeard loveshy thing seems irrelevant without revealing my powerlevel but I do see how it's probably kind of like sperging about how Chris is DEFINITELY going to go to jail.
 
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No, Hellz's got a point. There is nothing that GlorT has done that comes remotely close to porn. Sure, maybe we've seen some sideboob, jiggling, "seductive" poses or whatever, but there's a wide mile between that and even softcore pornography. I know that we've been hearing a lot of things about how corrupt the Tesches are, but look at it this way: If these people were really, really lowdown, they could've trolloped up their bosomy daughter in far more explicit ways than they had.

We say that "Chris is definitely going to jail" because, simply, Chris should be in jail. He has committed multiple offenses, and seems to see getting in legal trouble as a kind of irritating obligation, as opposed to a serious threat to his freedom and motivation to mature. While Gloria may seem like the "Do anything to win" type, she doesn't have a criminal record (that I'm aware of), doesn't get into twitter battles (although she'll pass judgement on others for sure), and never set up a patreon or gofundme for herself (I'm not against crowdfunding, and actually ran a successful campaign myself. Gloria has not personally done this, just to keep her life afloat).

On a personal level, I think that GlorT is a shallow, untalented, directionless, and somewhat unlikable person (based solely on what I have seen of her public persona), but I have no reason to believe that she will spend her life in perpetual decline, sinking in a mire of porn and illicit drugs 'til she dies. She may work for Calltech, or Fingerhut, or shape up and learn how to be a real model. She may finish her degree and make something of herself. Just because a woman has the personality of a scouring pad and is facing down a wrecked life does not mean she'll instantly turn to porn.
 
On a personal level, I think that GlorT is a shallow, untalented, directionless, and somewhat unlikable person (based solely on what I have seen of her public persona), but I have no reason to believe that she will spend her life in perpetual decline, sinking in a mire of porn and illicit drugs 'til she dies. She may work for Calltech, or Fingerhut, or shape up and learn how to be a real model. She may finish her degree and make something of herself. Just because a woman has the personality of a scouring pad and is facing down a wrecked life does not mean she'll instantly turn to porn.
I don't see her doing this instantly but let's say I can see her heading down that path even if it's a slow and very gradual decline.

I'm not talking full on porn right away. But I could see her getting her top off in front of the camera and maybe doing a nude scene on some late night Skinemax feature. From there, especially if the money is good, she could wind up doing full on porn but that would have to be years from now when even her e-fame has dried up.
 
The regular "she's going to do porn" wishcasting comes off as extremely neckbeard. Please don't take that first big step towards the LoveShy way.
I don't claim to understand this either, nor do I see how positing that Glo-Glo may go into porn is wishful thinking.

Glo-Glo wants ... no, *expects* ... to become famous and the big problem is that she's not really outstanding in any area. She's attractive, but there are plenty of better-looking women in a place such as LA. She has the ability to pose in front of a camera, but her efforts come off as awkward and artificial. She probably wants to act but, if her rap videos are any indication, she has no on-screen presence or charisma. And as for her writing career? Do we really need to go there?

For a normal person, that's not a big deal. They can go to LA, try to make it, get chewed up and spat out, return back to their hometown, get a job, marry some dude, and that's it. But when you're dealing with someone like Glo-Glo who is trying to live in some "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" world and who expects to be famous? With no education to fall back on, do you think she would accept a job as a Wal-Mart greeter or a telephone customer service rep?

If she thought it would extend what she sees as her fame, and might allow her to live the lifestyle she is desperately trying to create, I could certainly see her hooking up with some seedy producer and going down the porn route.
 
In any thread about a female lolcow who's even remotely physically attractive, there's always an undercurrent of sexual fantasy and - dare I use the word - objectification.

Extensively fantasising about women whose pictures you see on the internet, and particularly discussing these fantasies with other people, is a textbook thirsty neckbeard behaviour. It's what teenage boys do before they get girlfriends. It's what dirty old men do, like that guy mentioned earlier in the thread who spends his life creeping on pornstars online, calling them "personnel".

Objectively saying "Gloria might end up doing porn" is one thing, but if your posts are getting into the realms of "I can't wait for that spoilt bitch to do degrading porn (I wonder if it'll look like I pictured it)", it's gross and you should feel bad.
 
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In any thread about a female lolcow who's even remotely physically attractive, there's always an undercurrent of sexual fantasy and - dare I use the word - objectification.

Extensively fantasising about women whose pictures you see on the internet, and particularly discussing these fantasies with other people, is a textbook thirsty neckbeard behaviour. It's what teenage boys do before they get girlfriends. It's what dirty old men do, like that guy mentioned earlier who spends his life creeping on pornstars online, calling them "personnel".

Objectively saying "Gloria might end up doing porn" is one thing, but if your posts are getting into the realms of "I can't wait for that spoilt bitch to do degrading porn (I wonder if it'll look like I pictured it)" is gross and you should feel bad.

I guess maybe I just haven't been following this thread closely but I can't say I've seen any of that. I have zero sexual interest in women, I just think it extremely likely due to reasons given by @Muscle Bra . I hope she doesn't, it's a really brutal industry - especially in the LA area.
 
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I guess maybe I just haven't been following this thread closely but I can't say I've seen any of that. I have zero sexual interest in women, I just think it extremely likely due to reasons given by @Muscle Bra . I hope she doesn't, it's a really brutal industry - especially in the LA area.
Even if you're not, the point has been reiterated multiple times. There's no need to go over it again. It's like the constant discussion about whether or not Gloria is actually hot, except even creepier because Gloria wants people to think about how hot she is. She hasn't asked people to speculate about her future porn career.

Moreover, intentionally or not, there tends to be an element of fantasizing to a lot of the posts. They describe her career in detail and tend to go on about how terrible it is. There's a definite undercurrent of "and then she'll be having sex for money like a whore, but it'll be so degrading and she'll hate herself, and ooh, I bet that bitch will totally be crying, and she'll finally understand how much she fucked up her life..." Like it's some kind of sexual fantasy to watch a hot girl be completely destroyed - which is, in fact, a not-uncommon fantasy, especially among Nice Guys and incels who hate women for not having sex with them. Maybe it's just an unfortunate coincidence, but it's still there, and part of not being cripplingly autistic is recognizing when your behavior is edging into socially unacceptable territory.
 
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