💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Chan the Wizard said:
I expect that or murder/suicide by one of her old obsessed stalkers.
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The resulting 24-hour CNN coverage (because white Florida girl) will be the most attention Gloria will have received in her life.

Except she'd be dead.

Cruel irony.
 
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Watching her downward spiral into oblivion is way more entertaining than debugging Javascript.
 
Bets on how long Glo's new "novel" is? I can't imagine her narrative-writing skills are any good, given the clunky story progression in the Maradonia books.
 
glutenfreebooty said:
Bets on how long Glo's new "novel" is? I can't imagine her narrative-writing skills are any good, given the clunky story progression in the Maradonia books.
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Depending on how liberally she abuses the copy paste function, it'll be as brief as the first Harry Potter book or as painfully long as one of the ASoIaF novels.

Pray for the former.
 
Sanae Kochiya said:
I'm just looking forward to @IJustWantToSeeAttachments's next installment of the Maradonia audiobook.

... Provided she doesn't drink herself to death first.
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Have no fear. Despite all appearances I actually do not drink alcohol aside from the occasional glass of wine. Meds and liquor should not be mixed.

DrJonesHat said:
Yeah, I'm worried about her liver health.
And her sanity. She's basically reading the Necronomicron for our benefit. @IJustWantToSeeAttachments stop! Turn back before your mind is lost to us forever!
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I have braved the dark depths of 50 Shades and even cavorted with Save the Pearls for a few horrifying chapters. I can conquer this fundie beast.

Seriously, there just hasn't been any time for me to record recently. Now that people are moved out I should have more frequent opportunities.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
I do prefer partying, drug-using, nakey-posing people to moralizing, Jesus-as-their-lord-and-savior-accepting, Narnia-clones-writing people.
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Glo-glo wants to have the "honor", dignity and status that comes with the latter (the Jesus-Narnia-clone one). At the same time, she also wants to have fun and receive the immediate attention that being a party-going-drug-bikini "model" entails.

With the Maradonia movie coming out soon, she may still be under the impression that she can still have that air of "prestige" of a good Christian schoolgirl-author-prodigy. But as literally all her Instagram / Facebook posts have proven (especially the near-naked ones, and the recent one with the unicorn fleshlights), she's much much closer to the druggie-party-go-er stereotype.
 
IJustWantToSeeAttachments said:
Have no fear. Despite all appearances I actually do not drink alcohol aside from the occasional glass of wine. Meds and liquor should not be mixed.



I have braved the dark depths of 50 Shades and even cavorted with Save the Pearls for a few horrifying chapters. I can conquer this fundie beast.

Seriously, there just hasn't been any time for me to record recently. Now that people are moved out I should have more frequent opportunities.
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I feel you. I am currently trying to brave my way through Twilight: Breaking Dawn. It is a fucking horror.
 
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