💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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That mer-pic would be pretty if it wasn't so obvious there were legs stuffed in a cheap fake tail.

Could no one smooth it out?

She is cute but my god that tail frustrates me.
 
CatFace said:
That mer-pic would be pretty if it wasn't so obvious there were legs stuffed in a cheap fake tail.

Could no one smooth it out?

She is cute but my god that tail frustrates me.
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I find Gloria attractive. But being slightly-better-than average-looking doesn't compensate for an utter lack of talent, gross incompetence, and a generally shitty personality.
 
I hope she doesn't write another fantasy story. I want to see her challenge Papa Tesch on his home turf by writing a crappy evangelical Christian self-help book.
 
Her physical attractiveness is negated by the fact she's a no-talent hack with delusions of grandeur and an unwarranted superiority complex.
 
millais said:
I hope she doesn't write another fantasy story. I want to see her challenge Papa Tesch on his home turf by writing a crappy evangelical Christian self-help book.
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Well, she uses crappy evangelical Christianity to help her self-insert OH you mean self-help as in all that happy-clappy self-esteem stuff. Yeah, that would be funny.
 
PurpleSquirrel said:
I find Gloria attractive. But being slightly-better-than average-looking doesn't compensate for an utter lack of talent, gross incompetence, and a generally shitty personality.
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If I were to ignore her horrible personality the lack of attention to detail still kind of gets in the way for me. She reminds me of a similar looking girl in a tattoo mag. Cute tats, but the bottom of her damn top was flipped up.

Glo is cute, at least I think so... but if she wants to be a model and her snaps with friends are better than her 'model' shots?

I think she looked hot for spring break, or whenever that was with the bikini. Then you have this rumpled mermaid and that scary go-pro vid. Others can say horse face all they like, and it is true but I find it charming. Then she does those weirdo PT faces.

I don't even know what to think.

Edit:Since I know what she is most attractivness falls away, but it's weird how someone who is kinda good looking goes from that to a woman who seems confused why she is on a bike (thanks for the Harley Girl pic, whoever)
 
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The tail that looked floppy and cheap in a silhouette and doesn't look much better lit up, does it? In a post GloGlo said she got it from Mertailor, and it's clear she got the most expensive tail they had to offer. It may be the lighting or that it's above water, but it's just not working. Though to be honest, I don't think the overall picture does, either. She looks almost Photoshopped in (probably owing to the prominent flash lighting).
 
I think we can safely say at this point she'd turned her back on her evangelical upbringing. She's a party girl, she's posed pretty much topless, and we know she drinks and does drugs (at least MDMA) so yeah, the world has corrupted another innocent soul.
 
DrJonesHat said:
I think we can safely say at this point she'd turned her back on her evangelical upbringing. She's a party girl, she's posed pretty much topless, and we know she drinks and does drugs (at least MDMA) so yeah, the world has corrupted another innocent soul.
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She's just following the tried and true tradition of the Nickelodeon and Disney girls. Act like a good girl while underage and then throw that persona out the window the nanosecond they turned 18.
 
sikotik said:
She's just following the tried and true tradition of the Nickelodeon and Disney girls. Act like a good girl while underage and then throw that persona out the window the nanosecond they turned 18.
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She caught the Miley Virus!
 
DrJonesHat said:
I think we can safely say at this point she'd turned her back on her evangelical upbringing. She's a party girl, she's posed pretty much topless, and we know she drinks and does drugs (at least MDMA) so yeah, the world has corrupted another innocent soul.
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Don't blame the world for this. It's exactly the future she wants for herself.
 
I do prefer partying, drug-using, nakey-posing people to moralizing, Jesus-as-their-lord-and-savior-accepting, Narnia-clones-writing people.
 
Apparently there's a Gloria look-alike of Russian nationality fighting with the rebels in Eastern Ukraine. Same vapid good looks and prominent horse teeth.

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http://en.censor.net.ua/photo_news/...ly_involved_in_the_riot_of_the_national_guard

A Google image search for "Yulia Kharlamova" will turn up lots of relevant pics, though this one bears the most resemblance to Gloria. Methinks maybe Papa Tesch's mail order bride left a few kids behind when immigrating to the US.
 
millais said:
Apparently there's a Gloria look-alike of Russian nationality fighting with the rebels in Eastern Ukraine. Same vapid good looks and prominent horse teeth.

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http://en.censor.net.ua/photo_news/...ly_involved_in_the_riot_of_the_national_guard

A Google image search for "Yulia Kharlamova" will turn up lots of relevant pics, though this one bears the most resemblance to Gloria. Methinks maybe Papa Tesch's mail order bride left a few kids behind when immigrating to the US.
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Or that's just Eastern European girls.
 
millais said:
Apparently there's a Gloria look-alike of Russian nationality fighting with the rebels in Eastern Ukraine. Same vapid good looks and prominent horse teeth.

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http://en.censor.net.ua/photo_news/...ly_involved_in_the_riot_of_the_national_guard

A Google image search for "Yulia Kharlamova" will turn up lots of relevant pics, though this one bears the most resemblance to Gloria. Methinks maybe Papa Tesch's mail order bride left a few kids behind when immigrating to the US.
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That chick is way more attractive than Gloria.
 
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