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Except Hefner personally approves every girl, even the cyber girls, and there's no way Gloria fits his weird aesthetics. She couldn't even make cyber girl of the week.
💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot
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Except Hefner personally approves every girl, even the cyber girls, and there's no way Gloria fits his weird aesthetics. She couldn't even make cyber girl of the week.
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Gloria strikes me as more of a Girls and Corpses type, so desperate for validation that she'd get naked with a prop from Bones. Or star in some kind of strange Czech porno.
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CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION
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Where's Marjan from again? Maybe they could hook up work on a project. Kind of a cute couple, don't you think?
Her next ....? Does she mean the one she didn't finish? I was under the impression that she hadn't finished one.
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Oh god, she is going to butcher the english language again isn't she.
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"treat me luv"
Drink every time you see a grown ass man making cat calls on her posts.
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Are you trying to put your liver in a CRUCIAL DANGER situation in addition to your brain?
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Ah, it's all a part of this week's experiment.
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Wait, I know a guy who looks like that minus the sunglasses.
My guy's got a different name and looks a good deal less grungy, but that looks like it could be a fake name and an undercover pic.
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Is your ultimate goal to see all of the Kiwis end up at Betty Ford?
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Mermaids are to Tesch what vampires are to Tommy Wiseau, or any mythical creature to any number of Internet and IRL losers: Their subjective intrigue and attractiveness compensate for any objective shortcomings in talent or temperament.
Or so the theory goes.
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No, Tommy Wiseau just looks like a vampire with the pale skin and all. I think he's closer to an undercooked golem than anything else.
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This is why the movie is taking so goddamn long. Gloria can only half-ass a project for so long before she gets bored or comes down with a terminal case of "but it's so haaard" and then she's onto the next scheme. We have enough of your "books" already. I want to see you put Birdemic to shame.
"He looks like Weird Al in UHF!"
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Oh boy. Another "book". My liver still hasn't recovered from the first one. We're not on speaking terms right now.
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We're only a quarter of the way through the first one, friend. You better put your name on the transplant list now.
(I'm trying to get more of the audio book up, guys, but this story is just so goddamn bad)
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Maradonia and the Quest for Crystal Meth.