💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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that1guy said:
I think it's supposed to be Apollyon, which would make it a Biblical or pseudo-Biblical reference (if that's what she intended).
But OH MY GOD THIS ACTING. This is what lovers of bad art like me live for. This has the chance to be the next After Last Season.
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This movie wishes it could be as good as "After Last Season". After it was shown the studio asked the theaters it was sent to, all four of them, to burn the prints because it was cheaper than sending it back. That's right. The studio couldn't even be bothered to take their movie back.

But no, this will rank right up there with "The Time Machine (I Found at a Yardsale)" in terms of quality and acting skills of the leads. This movie was released to youtube years ago in the hopes of getting a big studio release. It's still there and nobody from the movie has gone on to do anything of note. For those that want to see it, it can be found here:

I will warn you, even for lovers of bad cinema this can be a chore to sit through.
 
Oh man, this is giving me Billy Owens flash backs.


STARRING RODDY PIPER OF THEY LIVE! How did this happen?!
 
wow Having infinite money and doing nothing all day is cool! wow

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F. Hausdorff said:
wow Having infinite money and doing nothing all day is cool! wow

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Alas, little did gloria know that her "instructor" is really a Cambridge professor of Literature in the process of nobly sacrificing himself to kill gloria in a "tragic parachute mishap" so that the world will be free of the single greatest abomination to ever taint his field of work

We will Never Forget you Professor Bottomly Rapington Smythe
 
I know this thread hasn't been active for a bit, but when Gloria Tesch comes to mind, is anyone else reminded of Veruca Salt? They have a lot in common... Even the same dead smile.

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AN/ALR-56 said:
I cant believe you gringos began to drink this late,i and my friends began with 14.
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I grew up in a European household where alcohol was a part of life. We were allowed to have a small amount of wine with Sunday dinner with the rest of the family, a little glass of port or some sweet and sticky liqueur on special occasions.

Had my first beer when I was 12 and was having wine with dinner when I was 14.

Best thing about it was when I finally came of age drinking was no longer this mysterious thing or rite of passage so I didn't get stupid drunk my first time out.
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
I grew up in a European household where alcohol was a part of life. We were allowed to have a small amount of wine with Sunday dinner with the rest of the family, a little glass of port or some sweet and sticky liqueur on special occasions.

Had my first beer when I was 12 and was having wine with dinner when I was 14.

Best thing about it was when I finally came of age drinking was no longer this mysterious thing or rite of passage so I didn't get stupid drunk my first time out.
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My first night out i drunk 4 glasses with around 200ml of vodka +redbull
A friend trolled me saying it was a "build up"
I made stupid shit that night,but next day i was ok,only a slight dizziness.
Good times.
 
I worked on my 21st birthday slinging burgers. My friends did throw me a surprise party so that was cool.

Gloria is attractive, but she's narcissistic and has no emotional depth. All she talks about is her, so she'd be boring in person. I hope her parents set up a trust fund for her, because she's never gonna be able to work a job like a normal person. People who've spent their entire lives being told they're the center of the universe usually don't take orders well.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
I hope her parents set up a trust fund for her, because she's never gonna be able to work a job like a normal person. People who've spent their entire lives being told they're the center of the universe usually don't take orders well.
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She works at a restaurant, so she's at least capable of work. Though with rich parents and a boyfriend studying to be a doctor I don't think she'll have a particularly long stay in the work force.

PurpleSquirrel said:
So what, if anything, has our beloved Gloria been up to lately?
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Looks like she finished her movie and went on vacation to the Caribbean. I really, really want to see that movie.
 
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