💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Trombonista said:
Where I live, there's forest near some of the beaches. Maybe she's posing on a pathway to the beach.
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That's probably what it is, but it's still like going to the pool, and posing in a hallway for the picture. But these are the same people who decided unflattering beaches would be great for photoshoots, so there's a precedent to their idiocy.
 
I'm confused. Here is a video she uploaded saying she's celebrating her 21st birthday:
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21st Birthday Sky Diving!

In honor of my 21st Birthday, I decided to go skydiving and celebrate 21 years of life on this beautiful earth. WHAT AN AWESOME BIRTHDAY!!!
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But her Amazon.com author profile says she was born in 1994. 🤔
 
AlicevonJuden said:
I'm confused. Here is a video she uploaded saying she's celebrating her 21st birthday:
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21st Birthday Sky Diving!

In honor of my 21st Birthday, I decided to go skydiving and celebrate 21 years of life on this beautiful earth. WHAT AN AWESOME BIRTHDAY!!!
www.youtube.com www.youtube.com

But her Amazon.com author profile says she was born in 1994. 🤔
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There's nothing to be confused about. She's a liar who changed her name to Sofia Nova, so she changed the character's age as well. She deleted all the Maradonia related content from her Youtube channel, so it seems she's trying for a fresh start with Moon Lake.

Here's a hilarious video of her talking about how great her mother's illustrations are.

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Sofia Nova Talks About The Secret of Moon Lake

Author Sofia Nova talks about releasing her latest fiction-fantasy novel: The Secret of Moon Lake. "When fourteen-year-old Sam Lawrence stumbles across a mag...
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Maradontia said:
That pancake butt, though.
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Yup, well she's not bad looking and all things considered her body is better than average, but for someone who cares about her online presence so much she's just so unatlethic, she's slim but seems like she never did a squat in her life.

At some point I thought that her going "the onlyfans way" is the only way she'll gain the attention she craves so much.

But with how unpopular the vids are where she goes full thot mode with her friends https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBTJPDfcFCY

I think that even her nudes wouldn't gain any traction.
 
Summary for anyone who doesn't want to listen:
1. The book while mediocre, is much better than the Maradonia books.
2. There are a few contingency and pacing issues but nothing major like her previous work.
3. The main human character is underage but is close to indulging in the hanky panky with a 300-year-old mermaid.
4. The illustrations are reused Maradonia illustrations.

I guess that communications degree from a shitty school in Florida has done some good.
 
Terrible Book Club wraps up the Maradonia saga with their Law of Blood review.

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Episode 87 - Maradonia and the Law of Blood (Book 4 of the Maradonia Saga/Series) by Gloria Tesch *Patron's Choice* - Terrible Book Club

Although not strictly necessary, we recommend listening to these 4 other episodes before starting this one in the following order: Episode 11 - Maradonia and the Seven Bridges Episode 62 - Maradonia and the Escape from the Underworld Episode 63 - Maradonia and the Gold of Ophir Episode 86 - The...
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Sometimes I like to go back to my 'favourites' on Kiwifarm and check their social media to see if they post something noteworthy (Gloria especially used to deliver).

First point, she's doing a giveaway of 100 copies of her book, which I'm pretty sure is 300% of what was sold in total. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUgZ2pmvaec

Second, her social media are more boring than ever - she just posts random, unrelated motivational quotes, super generic stupid shit like "let this day be a new chapter of your life" (yeah I just made it up) and so on.

Another point: she attempts to pretend that "Sofia Nova" is not Gloria Tesch, not the one who wrote Maradonia - she changed her name on Goodreads and created a new account.
Good idea, nobody will realize... right?

Due to some fuckery with the ratings (and sockpuppet accounts) her book is rated 4.73 on goodreads, which puts her way above the timeless classics.

She seems to be working on another book though - I admire the resilience.
 
AlicevonJuden said:
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What I learned from Scalloping! Life Lessons?

Lessons from Scalloping? My friends and I went scalloping, we caught them... and ate them! What you should know about scalloping... and trying new things. Fl...
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Nice social distancing, Gloria. Florida is already a burning dumpster fire of rona. Let's make it worse with some scalloping!
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She's a big Trump supporter, so you know she's likely an anti masker.
 
I entered a GoodReads giveaway that caught my eye and happened to win. Feast your eyes:
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I am an avid book collector so this is welcome in my collection. However, just glancing through it, I don't think I could handle actually reading it. There are lots of repeated words and that is just what I saw on a 3 minute flip through.
 
penebscot said:
I entered a GoodReads giveaway that caught my eye and happened to win. Feast your eyes:
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I am an avid book collector so this is welcome in my collection. However, just glancing through it, I don't think I could handle actually reading it. There are lots of repeated words and that is just what I saw on a 3 minute flip through.
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She's still calling herself a young author? She's gotta be in her late 20's at this point.
 
penebscot said:
I entered a GoodReads giveaway that caught my eye and happened to win. Feast your eyes:
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I am an avid book collector so this is welcome in my collection. However, just glancing through it, I don't think I could handle actually reading it. There are lots of repeated words and that is just what I saw on a 3 minute flip through.
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Oh hey, she finally learned how to spell "tomorrow" for her stolen inspirational quote.
 
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