💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Sweet and Savoury said:
Money can fix anything it seems.
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She's proof that it can't, that is what makes this such a beautiful train wreck.

No matter how many books, films, music videos, tv shows, commercials she gets bankrolled she will never be famous or successful.

The only thing I'm shocked that daddy hasn't bought her is more Twitter followers.
 
tepid said:
She's proof that it can't, that is what makes this such a beautiful train wreck.

No matter how many books, films, music videos, tv shows, commercials she gets bankrolled she will never be famous or successful.

The only thing I'm shocked that daddy hasn't bought her is more Twitter followers.
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She already has the money she can just buy the fantasy and live in it, I'm sure it feels awesome. It's sad that someone with so few redeeming qualities got so lucky. But honestly she's not that bad there are plenty worse rich people but usually they're just not as funny.
 
ChuckSlaughter said:
She already has the money she can just buy the fantasy and live in it, I'm sure it feels awesome. It's sad that someone with so few redeeming qualities got so lucky. But honestly she's not that bad there are plenty worse rich people but usually they're just not as funny.
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I imagine that kindest thing that can be said about Gloria is that she isn't using her money to actively harm anyone.
 
Gloria Tesch said:
I've always dreamed of being a mermaid, ever since I was little. With one of the coolest opportunities, I was able to get a full custom made mermaid tail. This tail was created by "Mertailor". They have created this magnificent full silicone mermaid tail for me. I absolutely love it! I'll be having a photoshoot in Spring (when it gets warmer out)
Here's a few videos I wanted to share with you! Enjoy! xoxo
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http://www.gloriatesch.com/blog/mermaid-gloria



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Slowboat to China said:
Was the video supposed to be creepy? Because she looks all right, but the way she bares her teeth when she smiles makes me think of a mermaid luring a sailor into the water so she can rip the flesh off his bones and chow down.
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Sorry to disappoint, but I'm 90% sure this wasn't intentional.
Gloria's face can only switch between two states: Staring intently (super sexy in her own imagination probably), and grinning. Incidentally, the latter state looks like she's about to rip off your flesh and devour you.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
Sorry to disappoint, but I'm 90% sure this wasn't intentional.
Gloria's face can only switch between two states: Staring intently (super sexy in her own imagination probably), and grinning. Incidentally, the latter state looks like she's about to rip off your flesh and devour you.
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Well...mermaids ARE supposed to lure sailors to their deaths...so...
 
Hellblazer said:
The male lead looks like he has Down's Syndrome in that poster
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OOOOOOOOOH MMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD ITS ROD FROM BIRDEMIC!!!!!!!

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ITS ALL MERGING TOGETHER........ALL CRAPPY FILMS AND BOOKS AND COMICS AND NOW SONICHU IS RAPING TORGO AND COLEMAN FRANCIS IS SHITTING DOWN ANDREW DOBSON'S FUCKING THROAT!!!!!!!!!

.....erm sorry. my mind kinda broke when i realized this film has a chance of actually coming out
 
I thought they ran out of money months ago shooting those sequences for their fundraising trailer.
 
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