💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Hellblazer said:
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Hellblazer said:
Plus she'll get everything when they die, and I think she's dating a dude who is in school to become a surgeon. It's quite possible that she'll never have to deal with reality in any significant way for her entire life.
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This gives me the sads :c
 
bradsternum said:
Except for sagging face, breasts, and vagina, and all of her 50+ year old creeper fans being dead.
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Gloria seems more likely to have plastic surgery at some point. Considering that most of what she likes to do is stand around and look pretty I don't think she'll accept aging if possible.
 
Yep. I really don't think Gloria Tesch is going to have to face any kind of consequences for being a shitty person any time soon. She lives a fairly charmed life and will for a long time. Maybe some aspects of her life aren't perfect, but overall, she has it pretty good. Just World hypothesis strikes again
It could be worse though, she could actually have fans of her book series...
 
Considerung that Twilight and Shades of Gray have legions of fans, it would probably just take a little cosmetic re-writing by a team of hack writers to turn Maradonia into profit.
 
MysticMisty said:
Gloria seems more likely to have plastic surgery at some point. Considering that most of what she likes to do is stand around and look pretty I don't think she'll accept aging if possible.
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Which is fine, but the "modeling offers" will dry up (as will other things.)
 
meltychocolate said:
Yep. I really don't think Gloria Tesch is going to have to face any kind of consequences for being a shitty person any time soon.
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See, I don't think Gloria is a shitty person. She's just cursed with general incompetence and, well, she's not the brightest young woman. Gloria is like Pixy in that respect. Both of them are naive and sheltered and when faced with the opportunity to mature they routinely refuse to do so.

Gloria is a direct product of her parents. She's been imprisoned in their idealistic world for her entire life. That's why it feels to me like Gloria doesn't have a personality or real ambitions of her own, she's just echoing whatever her parents have spoon fed her for years. They raised her to be their special snowflake and of course Gloria is going to follow along with the people who make her feel intelligent and talented.

It would be beneficial for reality to slap her in the face, but I don't want to see it destroy her. She's just a spoiled little girl who never grew up. She'll never be even a fraction of the success her parents want her to be, and that's enough in my opinion.

DykesDykesChina said:
Considerung that Twilight and Shades of Gray have legions of fans, it would probably just take a little cosmetic re-writing by a team of hack writers to turn Maradonia into profit.
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The thing you have to remember about Twilight and 50 Shades is that, while they're terrible, they knew how to play to their target demographic. I don't think that sliver of competence was intentional on the authors' part, but it's the key to their success. Bella's lack of character allowed the readers to live vicariously through her eyes and enter this fantasy world where they're special snowflakes who have attractive boys falling all over them. It was emotional porn for teenagers and unsatisfied middle-aged women. 50 Shades is the exact same thing (same characters, writing style, everything) only this gave the middle-aged women the Twilight sex they craved. If Stephanie Meyer had given in and written Twilight erotica then 50 Shades would have floundered in obscurity like it should have.

I've read bits of Maradonia and it doesn't appeal to anyone. It's just like R60 and Sonichu. Maradonia's only intended audience is Gloria Tesch.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
Considerung that Twilight and Shades of Gray have legions of fans, it would probably just take a little cosmetic re-writing by a team of hack writers to turn Maradonia into profit.
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I don't know. You can polish a turd all you want, but it's still a turd. Other awful series managed to become popular through sheer dumb luck (looking at you, Twilight, with your psychological fulfillment fantasy).

IJustWantToSeeAttachments said:
The thing you have to remember about Twilight and 50 Shades is that, while they're terrible, they knew how to play to their target demographic. I don't think that sliver of competence was intentional on the authors' part, but it's the key to their success. Bella's lack of character allowed the readers to live vicariously through her eyes and enter this fantasy world where they're special snowflakes who have attractive boys falling all over them. It was emotional porn for teenagers and unsatisfied middle-aged women. 50 Shades is the exact same thing (same characters, writing style, everything) only this gave the middle-aged women the Twilight sex they craved. If Stephanie Meyer had given in and written Twilight erotica then 50 Shades would have floundered in obscurity like it should have.
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Well, the first draft of 50 Shades was literally a Twilight erotic fan fiction.
 
The guy dating Tesch must have developed a really high threshold for tuning out all her narcissistic rambling about her incoherent writing projects. Lesser minds would have imploded under that strain, but I guess this medical school student takes it in stride.
 
millais said:
The guy dating Tesch must have developed a really high threshold for tuning out all her narcissistic rambling about her incoherent writing projects. Lesser minds would have imploded under that strain, but I guess this medical school student takes it in stride.
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That or he gets plenty.
 
millais said:
The guy dating Tesch must have developed a really high threshold for tuning out all her narcissistic rambling about her incoherent writing projects. Lesser minds would have imploded under that strain, but I guess this medical school student takes it in stride.
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Having a good looking girlfriend or wife to show off at parties is important to him I guess.
 
Perhaps she could hire the guy who made "Manos": the Hands of Fate.

DykesDykesChina said:
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"I believe everything happens for a reason"

...is there a reason Gloria's parents decided to fuel a narcissistic personality disorder the size of the Moon? This is downright child abuse.
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Was that serious, or a parody? "It's one of the only books I can get her to read?" Seriously? What ten-year-old would rather read that crap than something like Harry Potter or Roald Dahl? Even Sweet Valley High sounds like an improvement.

(I know it's an old post, but this is the first time I've seen it)
 
What truely saddens me is how someone like Gloria even with all her problems and issues will still have a better life then 95% of the rest of the world due to the fluke of being born wealthy.

Money can fix anything it seems.
 
Sweet and Savoury said:
What truely saddens me is how someone like Gloria even with all her problems and issues will still have a better life then 95% of the rest of the world due to the fluke of being born wealthy.

Money can fix anything it seems.
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But money can't buy Gloria the acclaim and success both she and her parents crave.

And that's just fucking beautiful.
 
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