💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Judge Holden said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EoQW03UFqQw
First thing I thought of. Dear god I would rather have Ben Stiller violently rape me till I shat out my own skull than be forced to share a swimmingpool with gloria tesch
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I think you'd end up with Ben Stiller by default. Tesch's ego is so damn big that I don't think that there's even room enough in that pool for the water, let alone anyone else.
 
introman said:
I searched this thread and couldn't find the video I wanted to post. Here is Gloria Tesch talking about money management https://youtube.com/watch?v=AfCnW1MDt9o
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Makes video about financial management without giving advice on financial management. As for the bank that she endorses in the vid, they only do savings accounts from the looks of it, and they don't list their interest rates anywhere...buyer beware.
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
Yeesh. Which one do you throw back?
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That's easy. I'm not ashamed to admit that I'd do Gloria if it came down to a choice. She's got a reasonably nice body although I do prefer women with a little more booty. Then when I'm done I'd throw her back because that's really the only thing she's good for. She can't write, can't sing, can't act, can't model and as she's such a princess probably can't cook and clean either. All she can do is sit there, try to look pretty and hope to catch a rich husband.

Pixy on the other hand I wouldn't throw back only because I probably wouldn't be able to lift her and I'd be afraid to actually touch a person that doesn't bathe. No, I'd push her back into the water with a bulldozer.
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
Pixy on the other hand I wouldn't throw back only because I probably wouldn't be able to lift her and I'd be afraid to actually touch a person that doesn't bathe. No, I'd push her back into the water with a bulldozer.
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Doesn't bathe? Really? Most princess types at least keep clean.
 
ChuckSlaughter said:
Doesn't bathe? Really? Most princess types at least keep clean.
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Pixy has this idea that Japaneseu people don't actually shower and only soak in hot baths without using soap and things to clean themselves. And because her father was really truly Japaneseu and not the gaijin that raised her that means she's half Japaneseu and totally kawaii desu desu.

The truth is that Japanese get clean with lots of soap and water before taking a hot soak. This here is a typical Japanese bathroom or at least it was mine when I was in Japan.
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You see the bath there in the background, the shower head off to the side and there's a separate drain under the bath that all the water swirls down. So you take a shower, get all nice and clean and then step into the tub and sweat for a while.

Then afterwards you have a nice cold beer.
 
captkrisma said:
Her parents have dumped too much cash into this and her attempts to be famous to let this go.
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Essentially this. It's like having paid $2.5m to Scientology and figuring out Ron Hubbard was making it all up: instead of just walking away, they keep going because they're already in too deep.
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
All she can do is sit there, try to look pretty and hope to catch a rich husband.
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She does seem like one of those girls who go to college in an attempt to get their MRS degrees.

Phil Ken Sebben said:
Pixy has this idea that Japaneseu people don't actually shower and only soak in hot baths without using soap and things to clean themselves.
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Eww... Taking a soak instead of a bath is fine for when you're not going out anywhere, but all the time? Gross. I'm kind of surprised that she thinks that the Japanese don't clean up before going in the bath. I thought the whole "scrubbing up before going in to soak" thing was a pretty big staple of the anime and manga world. Heck, I even remember seeing a manga where someone did go in without actually washing herself up and someone else in the manga called her out on it, basically saying that she should at least wash her vag before going in. It was a seinen manga so they're more blunt with stuff like that, but still... She apparently can't even weeaboo right.
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
That's easy. I'm not ashamed to admit that I'd do Gloria if it came down to a choice. She's got a reasonably nice body although I do prefer women with a little more booty. Then when I'm done I'd throw her back because that's really the only thing she's good for. She can't write, can't sing, can't act, can't model and as she's such a princess probably can't cook and clean either. All she can do is sit there, try to look pretty and hope to catch a rich husband.

Pixy on the other hand I wouldn't throw back only because I probably wouldn't be able to lift her and I'd be afraid to actually touch a person that doesn't bathe. No, I'd push her back into the water with a bulldozer.
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Yeah, I'd definitely pick Gloria. She's easily the best looking lolcow I've ever seen, great body. But I certainly agree that she doesn't really cut it as a model, she just looks kind of amateur and not quite right. And yeah, she's really got that "belleplaid" thing going on, but I think she's a little more plaid than belle, for modelling purposes anyway.
 
Gorogoroth said:
Yeah, I'd definitely pick Gloria. She's easily the best looking lolcow I've ever seen, great body. But I certainly agree that she doesn't really cut it as a model, she just looks kind of amateur and not quite right. And yeah, she's really got that "belleplaid" thing going on, but I think she's a little more plaid than belle, for modelling purposes anyway.
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shes a butterface throo and throo.
 
Em ... Perhaps I should reconsider my "throw back" statement. See, what I meant was that, as mermaids, if you didn't throw them back, they'd drown on land. In retrospect, was it a hateful comment? Well, uh ... yeah. Yeah, it was, and I should've been a bit more selective in my wording. However, just to be clear, I wasn't making a sexual comment, like "Which one would you do?". It was more along the lines of "Which of these two are the best at being irritating."

I see Gloria and Pixy as humans, not as objects. Irksome, laughable, rather dense and hard-headed humans, but humans nonetheless. Sorry for any confusion.
 
hm yeah said:
if gloria, pixy, and kai got into a fight, who would win?

it's probably pixy because she's probably gruntilda in disguise or something.
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Gloria, because her parents would pay to have Laila Ali show up in whiteface with a blonde wig to impersonate her.
 
Hellblazer said:
Gloria, because her parents would pay to have Laila Ali show up in whiteface with a blonde wig to impersonate her.
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And then she'd pop out of nowhere and claim that she won the fight, while her stand-in slinks off into the background.

I think she'd hold her own in a fight if she were to actively try, but most likely she'd probably wimp out because she's afraid of someone landing a punch and ruining her modeling career for life. Just imagine: if she hurt her face we'd likely get videos whining about how Victoria's Secret was thisclose to calling her and finalizing a contract that would have her modeling on the runway in eight weeks, only that the wounds have kept her from becoming the next Kate Moss.
 
Meeko said:
And then she'd pop out of nowhere and claim that she won the fight, while her stand-in slinks off into the background.

I think she'd hold her own in a fight if she were to actively try, but most likely she'd probably wimp out because she's afraid of someone landing a punch and ruining her modeling career for life. Just imagine: if she hurt her face we'd likely get videos whining about how Victoria's Secret was thisclose to calling her and finalizing a contract that would have her modeling on the runway in eight weeks, only that the wounds have kept her from becoming the next Kate Moss.
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Gloria has enough access to money that she'd fail upwards, a broken nose or deviated septum means a trip to the plastic surgeon, and, while she's there, might as well fix a few other "flaws"
 
Meeko said:
And then she'd pop out of nowhere and claim that she won the fight, while her stand-in slinks off into the background.
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Did someone say Gloria and fighting?


Anti-Shurtugal has every reason to believe that "hotrussian101" - now "Living life to the fullest" - is Gloria.
 
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