💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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So, the author of the adapted material is also the head writer, producer, star, and CGI designer. That's the sign of a high-quality movie right there.
 
Is that Blender she's using? The model looks competent (an in, better than I could do), even if it would look horrendous in an actual movie. I'm wondering if she just purchased a dragon model and added a couple superficial tweaks, if that. (I don't really 'do' 3D art like that, so I have no idea if you can purchase pre-made characters/models -- I know with programs like DAZ Studio, you can, but I don't know the full range of what's out there.) If I'm wrong then...well, Gloria's okay at making 3D models. Whether or not she can add textures, etc. to make it look more lifelike, who knows? It's hard to tell from just one picture.

I'm also really surprised the movie's still going. I kinda thought her parents might've run out of money to fund it. Sign me up with all the others that really wants to see that thing completed!
 
TheIncredibleLioness said:
Is that Blender she's using? The model looks competent (an in, better than I could do), even if it would look horrendous in an actual movie. I'm wondering if she just purchased a dragon model and added a couple superficial tweaks, if that. (I don't really 'do' 3D art like that, so I have no idea if you can purchase pre-made characters/models -- I know with programs like DAZ Studio, you can, but I don't know the full range of what's out there.) If I'm wrong then...well, Gloria's okay at making 3D models. Whether or not she can add textures, etc. to make it look more lifelike, who knows? It's hard to tell from just one picture.

I'm also really surprised the movie's still going. I kinda thought her parents might've run out of money to fund it. Sign me up with all the others that really wants to see that thing completed!
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You can absolutely purchase models in/for blender. The sci-fi channel does it all the time and it's incredibly obvious and funny.
 
I admire that she can use Blender, even if it's just working with premade models. I've tried using it (a version from about 10 years ago though) and it's like sitting in front of the controls to the space shuttle. Just making a cube and positioning the camera is a convoluted process.

He Sets Me On Fire said:
That's the sign of a high-quality movie right there.
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This kind of reminds me of "Soultaker" that was featured in MST3K. Apparently, the lead actress was also the script or story writer.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=G4RZGtQjhnw
This beach resembles the coast of Lake Constance at the German/Swiss border: Lots of sticky mud and sharp stones. Unpleasant to go swimming.

The sunset would be nice but there is this horseface in front of it :(
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A few things
1) did everyone see the clear no swimming sign in the shot
2) Lyric such match up in some way to the video
3) what is she even doing
4) Ok she kinda hot
 
littlebiscuits said:
When it comes out I will fly down to Florida and attend the primer. I don't care if it's expensive. I'll save up for it. Hell, I'll even attend the after party (provided there's booze of course)
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Screw that action. I just want the limited edition platinum special edition Blu Ray that you just know she's going to put out. It'll be perfect for a good sporking when me and my friends get together for a bad movie night. Hell, with that movie in my possession I'm sure to win the prize for having the absolute worst movie of all times. And yes, I do have copies of Manos: The Hands of Fate, Troll 2, Birdemic and The Room. With this one in my possession it means I win. Forever.
 
Oh, this is going to be awesome. I can just see it. Premiere night. Mommy and Daddy have gone all out with the theater. The crowd's restless. And then the movie starts playing. And people start howling with laughter. And Gloria storms out onto the stage and has a Veruca Salt like meltdown.
 
Randall Fragg said:
Oh, this is going to be awesome. I can just see it. Premiere night. Mommy and Daddy have gone all out with the theater. The crowd's restless. And then the movie starts playing. And people start howling with laughter. And Gloria storms out onto the stage and has a Veruca Salt like meltdown.
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I can already picture her dad as the movie plays.
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Randall Fragg said:
Oh, this is going to be awesome. I can just see it. Premiere night. Mommy and Daddy have gone all out with the theater. The crowd's restless. And then the movie starts playing. And people start howling with laughter. And Gloria storms out onto the stage and has a Veruca Salt like meltdown.
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Ever hear the tale of the Manos premiere? they were all bussed in with the town's only limo, and after much fanfare....the movie finally started. people started snickering...then they started chuckling...then they all began roaring with laughter. Mortified, the cast quietly left the theater never to return. However for them it was no lifelong vanity project, just some job they had and even the director only did it for a dare he had with one of the guys who did the Creeping Terror, so im guessing gloria might legit spazz out and start attacking people in the cinema
 
ToroidalBoat said:
I admire that she can use Blender, even if it's just working with premade models. I've tried using it (a version from about 10 years ago though) and it's like sitting in front of the controls to the space shuttle. Just making a cube and positioning the camera is a convoluted process.


This kind of reminds me of "Soultaker" that was featured in MST3K. Apparently, the lead actress was also the script or story writer.
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"Interior: Bedroom - Me. Draped acrossed the bed, touseled but tawny. I lay there, hand on my taught tummy, still pretty, in a Whirry-kind of way. Zoom in closer to my prettiness. Closer ..."
 
DykesDykesChina said:
I don't find Gloria attractive. Sure, she has a reasonably aesthetic body shape, like most women her age - but look at that face! It just screams stupid and arrogant. :heart-empty:
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Yeah, she's nothing special and seems to fancy herself something rotten. She's nowhere near pretty enough to make it big in the modelling industry. I wonder if daddy bribed an agency to take her on? And that video: much smuggery, wow.
 
trip2themoon said:
Yeah, she's nothing special and seems to fancy herself something rotten. She's nowhere near pretty enough to make it big in the modelling industry. I wonder if daddy bribed an agency to take her on?
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Most of the modeling she's done so far has been car show/motorcycle calendar level stuff. For that sort of thing you pretty much just have to be attractive and have some general idea of what you're doing. Nowhere near any sort of high-profile stuff.
 
Hellblazer said:
Most of the modeling she's done so far has been car show/motorcycle calendar level stuff. For that sort of thing you pretty much just have to be attractive and have some general idea of what you're doing. Nowhere near any sort of high-profile stuff.
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Do you think anyone told her that, or did they tell her that she was a professional model?
 
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