💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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gloria is pretty and i would fuck her if she wasnt a piece of shit
 
DykesDykesChina said:
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No matter where you stand on cultural appropriation, I'm sure we can all agree that this is fucking awful.
 
A few years back, I was in a record store because I'm a hipster douchebag. This guy walks in dressed like a straight white guy really trying to look like a gay black man -- a big chain, shaved and oiled dome, shirt made for someone with muscles, of which he had none. He was followed by a woman who looked cute except for a gigantic strawberry birthmark like Gorbachov's except it covered half of her entire face.

This was apparently the "videographer" and "personal photographer" for some wannabe pop star, who burst through the door. She was about 5 feet tall and had enormous tits -- like each one was larger than her head by a significant margin -- but when you looked closely she was pushing 40 or 50. And the straight-not-gay white-not-black guy whipped out his Go Pro camera and Strawberry whipped out her gigantic camera and they began taking pictures of Tits like they were part MTV music video photographer (YEAH GIVE ME MORE YEAH YEAH) and part paparazzi. She flounced about for about 2 minutes for the cameras and then left. My friend that owned the store and I just stood there, not having moved, wondering what the fuck had just happened or if we'd shared some kind of group hallucination.

I imagine that every hour of every day for the last five years of her life, a situation like this has occurred in proximity to Gloria Tesch. Can you imagine working in the bookstore when she comes with five copies of her tome to put on the bestseller shelves? or the owner of that bike?
 
Gloria isn't a bad looking girl by any means. But she has the personality of a bag of garbage and has an ego the size of Jupiter.
She is the direct result of overall piss poor parenting. She can't take an ounce of criticism because she's never had to face it while growing up.
On the road to being a trophy wife I suppose.
 
Zenotwapal said:
Gloria isn't a bad looking girl by any means. But she has the personality of a bag of garbage and has an ego the size of Jupiter.
She is the direct result of overall piss poor parenting. She can't take an ounce of criticism because she's never had to face it while growing up.
On the road to being a trophy wife I suppose.
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She will make some elderly jewish Hollywood producer very happy.
 
The fact that we share the same ethnicity makes me want to bury myself alive.

:alog:

Luckily, she will never be well known.
 
I couldn't give less of a shit about her personality, if we're talking banging then yeah, she could get it, absolutely. Not looking to marry the idiot or whatever, but I might tolerate that too if it involved marrying into money.

I'm very shallow in a number of ways, you see.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
"Wie ein Affe auf dem Schleifstein" ("like a monkey on a grindstone") ~ a German figure of speach which describes this picture very well; it means: "a person who straddles something in a ridiculous and awkward fashion".
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Her neck looks really short in that pic. Like, "I had to wear a brace to stretch my neck out when I was a kid and this is as far as it got" short.

Dem tittehs, tho.
 
RecordStoreToughGuy said:
Her neck looks really short in that pic. Like, "I had to wear a brace to stretch my neck out when I was a kid and this is as far as it got" short.

Dem tittehs, tho.
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In regards to the neck, I feel like I might disagree but then again I wouldn't notice it.

As for the latter, one might think they really look like is this:

 
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