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No matter how hard she tries, she just doesn't succeed at looking sexy IMO.
💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot
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No matter how hard she tries, she just doesn't succeed at looking sexy IMO.
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No matter how hard she tries, she just doesn't succeed at looking sexy IMO.
I agree. It's like she can't fully commit to it and comes off awkward or goofy instead.
Thing is, if she channelled this and worked hard at learning timing, it could make her a decent comic actress...
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She's pretty, but she doesn't know what she's doing. It's like Pixiteri , really. Models train and work at what they do. You can't just decide you're a model and expect to have a career.
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Strange, I thought fundies hated hippies.
Then again, fundies aren't known for consistency.
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In regards to the headdress, that I'm sure is cultural appropriation. As for the third one, why does she remind me of one YouTuber known for making videos on Japanese words?
No matter how hard she tries, she just doesn't succeed at looking sexy IMO.
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No matter how hard she tries, she just doesn't succeed at looking sexy IMO.
Why? M-C-A!
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More like 'Why? MDMA!'
MysticMisty
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Only in appearance. Real Hippies are communists who never attend church and want to ruin America.
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Warning issued.
Can I please punch her nowBreaking News: Gloria is now a professional painter. She tried it once, and has decided to add it to her long list of careers.
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Let's see: Russian descent, Native American headdress...
Yup. She's the Apache Tracker from Welcome to Night Vale.
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That's the one. I'm also sure she can do a better job in being in pictures than Gloria Tesch. Perhaps even Chris can do better in the outfit Gloria wears, especially since he has Native American blood (if said claim is true).
This one?
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Careful what you say, people. Biker chicks can be vicious.
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Gloria Tesch is a jack-of-all-trades and a master of none. Terrible at everything she puts her mind to.
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Everytime I see this chick, I keep thinking she's Kreayshawn. She did that Gucci Gucci song.
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Do you know the expression "Nice house, it's a shame no one's home?"
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If she is under 18, no because I am not a pedofork.
If she is barely legal, then yes.
Except that damn derpy smile.
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I don't find her modelling as lolworthy as the Maradonia 'saga', to be honest. It is funny to see her flitting from 'career' to 'career', yes, but it doesn't have the same sense of batshit insanity that Maradonia did. It's just a spoiled girl trying to make it big without any effort, and that doesn't seem as lolcowish.
This is very true.
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Nah, you're not. I bet she's a bat shit crazy, obsessive person to be involved with romantically. She's the kinda gal that would check your phone, Facebook, email, and follow you around to make sure you're not even talking to another chick. I bet she's crazy jealous.
Relax, she's 20. She was born in '94.