💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Melchett said:
I still say her Twitter/social media is run by her mother. None of that shit makes any goddamn sense, and reads like a 40 year old's version of hip youth culture. Isn't Glo's mum foreign? There's just something that screams "I don't understand this culture" in the posts.

The fuck does this even mean? It makes literally no sense in the context of twitter.
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The bit about the weather reminds me of her mother. Member when Mama Tesch sat and had a conversation with @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt about the weather, in GloGlos facebook comments?
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And this shit reads 100% like a facebook-mother-meme
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EDIT: uhh, looked a little further into it - Does Glo even speak German? I've never seen her mention her German tongue but here is a status on her personal FB.
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Still convinced it's Mama Tesch tbh :lol:
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Yes. Marina is a Russian mail order bride. You can hear her talk in the Maradonia movie as snake lady.
 
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Dress looks like a knock-off Gloria got online and on the cheap. The fake 'designer' dresses you can get from dodgy Chinese sites have a certain look to them because they're all made of cheap satin or lining silk, so they're usually that shade of very shiny white and crease extremely easily. Even without that the skirts are something of a giveaway: knock-off dresses never have any volume to the skirts and are usually constructed of a single layer of silk and a net overlay, where genuine dresses usually have several layers of fabric, lace or net. The fact you can see the outline of the steps Glo's standing on through the train of her dress makes it really obvious how thin the material is there, and even really simple dresses generally have a bit more going on there than that one. I can't say I'm exactly shocked that Glo would be the kind of person who'd get suckered by these sites. It seems entirely typical of her to go straight for the 'designer' fake rather than finding something decent on the high street for a price she could actually afford.

At this rate I'd be far more surprised if the place Mr and Mrs Uberscrn were stood in front of was actually their venue than to find out they'd been married at the courthouse and just stopped there for the photo op. There's nothing wrong with having a wedding on a budget, but it tends to look a lot better if you cop to it and work with what you have, rather than cutting corners everywhere while carrying on like you're Ivanka Trump.
 
Melchett said:
I still say her Twitter/social media is run by her mother. None of that shit makes any goddamn sense, and reads like a 40 year old's version of hip youth culture. Isn't Glo's mum foreign? There's just something that screams "I don't understand this culture" in the posts.

EDIT: uhh, looked a little further into it - Does Glo even speak German? I've never seen her mention her German tongue but here is a status on her personal FB.
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Still convinced it's Mama Tesch tbh :lol:
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Its this song: Lila Wolken (a song about partying through the night)
 
Vicious.ink3 said:
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Yesterday was their one year anniversary.
I think the dress is more dated than cheap, really. It's clearly an older design, and I wouldn't be surprised if it was her mother's, but it isn't so much a bad quality dress as one that clearly wasn't made for her.
They got married in her friend's mansion, the one who makes the metal dresses for the wearable art show, so the venue wasn't bad, actually.
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I was really looking forward to seeing wedding pics and was bummed there werent any, so thanks!
 
Vicious.ink3 said:
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Yesterday was their one year anniversary.
I think the dress is more dated than cheap, really. It's clearly an older design, and I wouldn't be surprised if it was her mother's, but it isn't so much a bad quality dress as one that clearly wasn't made for her.
They got married in her friend's mansion, the one who makes the metal dresses for the wearable art show, so the venue wasn't bad, actually.
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Everything from the cheap, ill-fitting dress, the bag under the table that the photographer couldn't be arsed to move, the uneven tablecloth and that FUCKING TIARA.. Everything about this photo is so.. bad.
 
Why would her mother control her social media, though? It's not like she's promoting anything or even doing anything at all. Gloria's probably just dense and socially awkward from all the homeschooling.

The dress's horrible and she looks as old as her husband in this photo.
 
For The Internet said:
It's not Gloria in that video, it's just her singing.
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Yeah I've been squinting every time "Gloria" comes into that music video and I agree, it's not her. I thought they were doing the whole "show her from behind 90% of the time" thing to hide Glo's horse face, which would have been hilarious but it's not even her. Further in the video, it becomes pretty obvious it's a completely different dime-a-dozen blonde, I wonder why the fuck she didn't do her own video?
 
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